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Arkaydian

@arkaydian.bsky.social
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 21m
You nailed a hammer?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 10h
Biggest issue: NO JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!! 👎
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Jean-Claude Van Damme's Iconic Dance
Alt: Joyous JCVD Jig
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 16h
Heck, why not send them to the NXT Performance Center?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 17h
Well, Kenny did predict that we may get Logan Paul vs Mr Beast at a future "Celebrity Wrestlemania".
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 17h
Stuff like this makes me thankful that AEW-ROH, MLP, CMLL, NJPW & the Indies exist. Imagine if folks like Kenny, Ospreay, The Bucks & Okada had to go to the Performance Center... 😣
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fyter Fest was started by Kenny who was excited by the hype of the real Fyre Fest, without seeing what actually transpired! It was nicely parodied by everyone, struggling to put the show together, with Kenny at his wits' end... 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who even is he? 🤷‍♂️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not booking Mox vs Toru Yano 2 at any of the Forbidden Door PPVs. ☹️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was hoping he'd get a grip (after losing the real belt & his marbles), but not like this!!
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The opening ceremony of the MMA event 'Jungle Fight' in Brazil, Antonio Inoki decided to swim across the Amazon river to arrive at the venue in an interesting way. What he didn't realise was that the section of the river was filled with crocodiles and piranhas. (1)
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, trust me, he was watching one of Kofi's "seconds" in that match very closely... 😉
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The day they embrace each other in the middle of the ring will blow the roof off the arena (like Kenny-Ibushi). 😊
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should attach the padlock used in their steel cage match to the Pont Des Arts. ❤️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bryce must have been a mess while doing this, poor guy. Wishing him the best! 👍🙁🙏🏼
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Complete folderol, I say!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, I hope we see Monsieur Baguette against Lee Moriarty on Collision! 😅🤞
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Did nothing wrong (ever)"
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the City of Love after all. ❤️😊 Heck, Hanger & Swerve should attach the lock from their cage match onto the Pont Des Arts to symbolize their love... of trying to kill each other! 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Butcher: "Newsflash, slick! You're all a buncha crumbs!" Jay Briscoe: "Reach for the sky, boy!" 🥲
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ribs, of course!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top-G-Man?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been diagnosed with severe tabberculosis! Goodbye, cruel world.... 😵
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hardly an effort, he's so easy to hate! 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
La Parka shoulda swung a little higher... 🤬
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Julie"? More like "Would-Julie-ve me alone!", amirite? Hey, hey, no! Wait, I'm sorry! Don't block m--
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go effective immediately. So, I shall bid you adieu. Goodnight and goodbye, BANG!"
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For a guy who tries to be very careful & diplomatic with his words during interviews, you'd think he'd just say "no comment" or something similar to anything regarding a radioactive subject like Vince.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck is right with him? 🤬
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😢🙏🏼❤️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Priest would be a good addition to the Death Riders. Heck, add Tommy Billington as well.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Totally. In AEW, fans would expect some cool spots like Myron Reed's Flame-On Cutter or a V-trigger, in that scenario. In WWE, fans will pop for a basic push, I guess. 🤷‍♂️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okada would run the ropes a couple of times, but stop just in front of the opponent, flip him off with a huge shit-eating grin, then deliver a standing dropkick, knocking him crashing into the table.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't wait for them to team up again in 2029! 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You got Kofi to 3 rope breaks fast. If this was a Pure Rules match, he'd've been in huge trouble, just sayin'.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow! Even more so!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Especially how Luther would use Serp as an unwilling weapon during the matches - they should sue Roddy & OC for gimmick infringement! 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad Preston's back with Dark Order (though Johnnie Hungie has objections, for now).
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Luther & Serpentico had me cackling with their antics. 😂
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don Callis Family (ever dependable) Shane Taylor Promotions (they're really good at being bad) Ciampa (kind of a tweener atm) Lethal Twist (Blake especially is easy to hate, but great in-ring) Ricochet/The Demand Samoa Joe/The Opps
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No more tribute shows for a loooong time please, ratings be damned! 🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aargh, it's scary to imagine that 3 years ago, we could've had a tribute show for Kenny, considering how close to death he was due to diverticulitis... 😥 🙏🏼❤️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Iran may not have had nukes up to this point, but after getting attacked by America & Israel, they might actually restart their nuclear weapons program they halted years ago, at the very least as a deterrent against future aggression. Great job, Trump ya dumbass (with a "b")!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blackmailed, more like...
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminds me of folks crying their eyes out while describing Owen Hart or Eddie Guerrero's hilarious antics. 🥲
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tim Curry Space
ALT: Tim Curry Space
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't wait to hear Psycho Mike yell, "I've been here the whole time!" 😄
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He'd have to forgo half his paycheck in "swear-jar" fines especially if Marina is standing too close (of course he'll cover her fines!). 😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope you're doing well... 🙏🏼❤️
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought it'd be easier rewatching it now - man, was I wrong! 😢
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