iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

US states that might not be real: -Idaho -South Dakota -Wyoming

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Every movie for the next 6 months has Anne Hathaway in it

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Doctor Who can’t be that hard to write

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/06/2026

probably the funniest moment of this whole silly era of doctor who. total scorched earth chris victory

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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Dear BBC; I am available to take Doctor Who in a new direction.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If there was no prospect of a new series I think we absolutely would be getting the Christmas special to wrap it up. bsky.app/profile/lilb...

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I need to know what Nathan Fielder is up to right now

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Everyone else in this Home Depot at 9:34 pm also has ADHD I think

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

If I was on Great British Bake Off my showstopper every week would be a TARDIS

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Great campaign strategy tbh

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Surely Keegan-Michael Key did it? #omitb

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The bees have discovered Brutalism

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Okay but what are you supposed to do if your fetus has a headache

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I lost my headphones so I had to replace them with ones that are exactly the same but the new ones are slightly different even though they’re the exact same model. Like light that comes on when I plug it in to charge is white instead of blue and they make a different noise when I turn them on. The o

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

just want to add that this all started when they fired Amber Ruffin from the White House Correspondents dinner

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

it is really important for news outlets to be clear (unlike the nyt here) that Kimmel was suspended not because of some grassroots backlash but because ABC caved to threats from the head of the FCC

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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I need an Emmy writer to tell me why they put Nate Bargatze in a denim suit for one minute to introduce Sydney Sweeney and then they entirely bailed one whatever jeans-based joke had been written.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Now they have to pay money to the Emmys

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2025

I would pay money to have been in whatever frantic conversations they had about not blaming a 15 year old for costing a charity money

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Adolescence three for fucking three

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Boys and Girls Club bit absolutely ruining the Emmys

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

guys this is a textbook long weekend BBL

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 29/08/2025

100% of my kid’s frame of reference for and interest in tariffs comes from buying Lego pieces. Tariffs aren’t an abstract concept to him anymore, and he’s angry. Trump, indeed, take Lego.

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

every year as soon as the weather starts to change im compelled to rewatch Repo! The Genetic Opera

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Just bought some speks and now I understand why children like to eat these

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The Fishing Trip Files @fishingtripfiles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Arcades, Powerade, and a duet for the ages. Gavin & Stacey hits its silly stride. Ari gets spoiled, Pierce gets static cut, and Maylina explains Shamchat. Listen below on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! youtu.be/mnGCOdnKrfA #GavinAndStacey #Podcast #StateOfTheArtFitnessStudio

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/07/2025

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Email from Outlook Calendar: david brooks fancy deli meats anniversary

Opinion
How We Are
Ruining America
By David Brooks
July 11, 2017

Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop.
Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

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The Fishing Trip Files @fishingtripfiles.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Shouting, sulking, sausage, and a suspiciously long shower. Pierce talks about golf, Maylina reads the room, and Ari's not Tony (probably). Listen below on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! youtu.be/QMgwKIfqzHE

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On The Run | The Fishing Trip Files: A Gavin & Stacey Podcast

YouTube video by Another Happy Studios

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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Emmy-winning Austin, TX based TV meteorologist on Facebook:

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PlanetaryPeace @h-lane.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

more people vote blue in texas than the entire populations of most blue states our votes don't count because systemic racism/fascism/corruption and it is still raining and the hurricane season hasn't started yet

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Ari M @arimasters.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

It’s called Getty Images bc it getty the images

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