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Sexy Jamie McKelvie

@adamclegg.bsky.social
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I like Doctor Who, dogs, tattoos and old weird pop culture trash.

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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve changed to my traditional Halloween name. However as this is Bluesky I feel I should make clear that I in no way condone @mckelvie.bsky.social or the horrors he’s wrought.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve changed to my traditional Halloween name. However as this is Bluesky I feel I should make clear that I in no way condone @mckelvie.bsky.social or the horrors he’s wrought.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 15h
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 16h
The death penalty is morally repugnant and unjustifiable
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From now on we list their cause of death as “fan fiction“.
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again: let's see it! If you're this confident, then surely you won't mind sharing with the rest of the class, right?
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman punchng Joker and screaming "what do you mean you've never heard Choosin Texas?"
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just imagining a truly online Batman where he beats up people trying to give chilli to their neighbours while screaming “WHAT IF THEY DON’T HAVE SPOONS”.
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's going to want to watch out for Spiderman
Headline from Guardian live coverage of Andy Burnham's speech: "Burnham turns to electricity"
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Visiting Dad at his temporary care home. One of the residents was singing and then asked a nurse if she knew the song “Sugar” and for a moment I genuinely thought he was about to burst into some System Of A Down. Imagine my bitter disappointment that it was actually Sugar Sugar.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Larry, you utter bastard, we trusted you to do this comic without oversight and why isn't the Joe being told the West are exploiters while he sits in the new All-Terrain Boom Car toy?"
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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Should've had Rian Johnson do the whole thing."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It gives me no pleasure to report that I am in love.
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doctor Who And The…
A sign saying Silurian Gravel Trail
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He knows what he did.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to announce the divorce already?
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
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Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The usual moral “I’ll support anything as long as the rosette is red” voids in the replies to this. The reality is that Sunak did take real political damage in sacking Braverman and taking the whip from Anderson. Starmer and Burnham both useless on this.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only Doctor to regenerate out of social awkwardness.
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Spinky’s Mama @spinkysmama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My take is “the programme needs 7-12 year olds more than it needs 44 year old me, if I like it that’s a bonus .” Anecdote, but the Gatwa series was talked about, excitedly, in my kid’s school. And now that momentum’s gone because 2-3 years is so much longer for children.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We ignore the typo again Time Lord.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t say this lightly but have we thought about bringing back hanging for cunts?
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry but that’s clearly a Rutan.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Dear Sir We’re sorry but we have to reject your tender bid for Doctor Who as sending us the script for Cure Of Fenric with the words “this is pretty good” written on it doesn’t really count. We will however be keeping the £20 note you included.”
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Community activism at its finest.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OK, so first of all the opening scene is me as the showrunner declaring that it’s all canon, except Big Finish and the original seasons 12-17. With all that goodwill created the rest pretty much writes itself.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Working in the charity sector I can tell you that EA people are a nightmare. Mainly being young men who come in to tell seasoned professionals (often female) that they‘ve been doing it wrong. Once they realise the problem is complex and will take time, they pivot to stopping the ”AI apocalypse“.
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
social media is not "just wanting to communicate with your friends". And Taylor knows it. This is a deliberate denial of basic reality, and a large body of science on how algorithmic social media can harm kids in particular.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Polanski has released a cover of Shape Of You with the lyrics sung in Urdu. Commentators are baffled.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine if in The Chase they had decided to watch Power Of The Daleks. Very inconsiderate of them not too.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m sorry but it’s incredibly impractical to use breasts as a pencil.
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 15/09/2026
you're laughing. ed sheeran had to cancel an appointment with his blind tattoo artist and you're laughing?
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.”
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have always been at war with Piddington.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Polanski has released a cover of Shape Of You with the lyrics sung in Urdu. Commentators are baffled.
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Ben @benbartlett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Stingers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Screenshot from the cartoon Jem and Holograms of the fictional band The Stingers. Image depicts 3 people, two women and a man in the centre, dressed in glam rock fashion in cheetah-print colours.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’ll never guess who ends up as his support act.
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Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Dancing
ALT: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Dancing
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
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Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bbz were you supporting Ed Sheeran coz it feels like you pulled out
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And we already know the study’s results were falsified, that those playing guards were instructed to brutalize ti get that result, & when a similar study was taken without that manipulation, those in the guard role were kind. But refutations never circulate as far as convenient false findings. 😔
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