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Matthew Smith

@teamsmithy.bsky.social
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Queen of pig torture.

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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was David Lynch.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn't name a single Sabrina Carpenter song I've only ever seen her on the muppets.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A two-legged cow by Jack Kirby.
A two-legged cow by Jack Kirby.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 8: Gag Strips

Mickey catches Morty potentially smoking... something in his barn/toolshed. Morty is holding a smoking tube near his face that is attached to some glass bottles that he is cooking.

Mickey: HAH! Caught you smoking, eh?

Morty: But, Unca Mickey.....!
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I was a girl, I ate one dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large
"Chun-Li is all kicks. So we did a bunch of Taekwondo training, Muay Thai, and Wushu (Kung Fu). I did two hours of that a day and strengthened my legs a lot and changed my diet drastically. When I was bulking, I ate 12 eggs a day. Every two hours I had to have a meal, and I was on the verge of throwing up. But it worked. By the end of the shoot, my thighs had grown six-and-a-half centimeters each,” she said in an August interview with Empire Magazine.
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Bride Of Frankenstein by Bruce Timm
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching I Claudius I was struck by how the characters have all been distilled to their purest essence. Really adds a mythic quality to the series.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine if Tulip Madness came with the promise of no work and all necessary human endeavor and dream turned to cheap recombinated slop? A whole army of the world's Special Little Boys are on the payroll to sell it to you, as a promise and a punishment
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reverse Purge where one night a year all crime is illegal.
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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Batman Day AND Pirate Day!
Pirate Batman: rated R.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Radagast the Brown and friend
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New opportunity: Doctor Who invitation to tender share.google/OEGeBIxs24Pl...
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New opportunity: Doctor Who invitation to tender
Deadline for initial submissions: 2 October
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not seen anyone mention The Exorcist.
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川原瑞丸(Mizmaru Kawahara) @mizmarukawahara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 13/09/2026
100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't consider Worcester to be a particularly folksy place but the mayor's due to play an acoustic set of original folk-pop today.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A hearty recommendation for Chester Hines' Coffin Ed and Grave Digger Jones novels.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Here is a v sharable and relatable poem that I wrote about how Thing Were Better In The Old Days
Sceenshot of a poem. It reads

You kids today, with 'net and games I fought in World War 2 You're not content with airfix planes, I fought in World War 2 In my day (nineteen ninety three), We didn't have what's yours Things were simpler, much less woke, I fought in both World Wars. School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too, Four channels on TV Not like the iphones you have now, Was simpler then, you see? "Image Macros" were all the rage, There was no twitch tv I fought in World War 2, respect The man who's forty three
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 09/09/2026
Oh my God. I thought the "Blackshorts" thing was just the OP doing a Wodehouse reference. But no. They're actually wearing black shorts. Just like Roderick Spode. I think my brain is finally *fully* broken by this. Someone say "Eulalie" to Daniel Thomas
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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🖖
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look at this weird baby.
Teddy is 6!
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Dave @daswickerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Across much of the world the most ressentiment infused nebby weirdos have formed organised political movements around the desire to make the rest of us as miserable as they are.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are about to engage... the nozzleWe are about to engage... the nozzle
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trying out that far out music the kids are into.
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Paul @pauljonmilne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
4 pages from Creep Heap 2025 (2024)
page of drawings of movie monster heads:

The Mummy
Creature from the Black Lagoon
the Invisible Man
Jason Voorhees
Freddy Krueger
Alien
Sil
Pinhead
Female Cenobite

all under the text "THRILLING MONSTERS OF FEARTOWN"10 drawings of monsters:

E.T.
The Wolfman
Oliver Reed
Shitey wee puttpet from 'Saw'
John Kramer
Cosmo Kramer
Michael Myers
Garth Algar
Chucky
Man that's constantly parked on the double-yellows outside my flat in his van, being loud and infuriating9 pictures of monsters:
Dracula
Wet Dracula
Drycula
Alucard
Raducal
Cludaar
Swanula
Bakula "Oh boy"
Guy Who Says "Actually, it's Frankenstein's MONSTER."9 monsters:

Frankenstein
Bride of Frankenstein
Brenda, Girlfriend of Frankenstein
Divorced Frankenstein
Brenda, Bride of ex-Bride of Dracula
Bride of Brenda
Internet Dipshit that radicalised Divorced Frankenstein
Cancelled Frankenstein
Bakula ("Oh boy")
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oliver Postgate and Angela Lansbury were first cousins.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Might save these for the next episode of @sonicpodcast.bsky.social
Opal fruits!
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My 6 year old niece drew this unnervingly good self portrait
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy birthday (Všechno nejlepší k narozeninám!) to Czech Surrealist and stop motion animation wizard Jan Švankmajer! 92 and still going strong - back in July he attended the opening of his latest gallery show 'Reliquaries and Fetishes' in the Czech Republic...
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It suddenly just occurred to me that the Harry Potter TV show isn't aimed at children.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should do an early Black Sabbath biopic that makes 70s Birmingham look like a Mario Bava film.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
A deflated (and suggestive) Spider-Man balloon.
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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cam
@matrixreloaded_
people on here will tweet anything.
• " No he
"Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
11:33 AM • 8/31/20 • Twitter for iPhone
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Séamus Bellamy @seamusb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meat's back on the menu, boys.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Because of Skynet.
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Gay couple unsuccessfully matchmaker for their homeless son. (James Whale 1935)
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday Jack Kirby
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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gossip göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Jack Kirby ‘68
A multi-colored machine head
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Frankie's Husband Craig! @haveacraigday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think about the way Tim Curry says “Ringo!” here every day of my life
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