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ArgentCorvid

@argentcorvid.bsky.social
486 followers 1.9K following 869 posts

I don't even know. I'm argentcorvid most other places (not Instagram though, that person is not me) I hang around on metafilter and reddit I don't post much American living in Rural Central Iowa. He/Him, 2 kids, no longer catless.

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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just completed all 25 days of Advent of Code 2015! I did it using Common Lisp. github.com/argentcorvid... #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2015 #commonlisp #common-lisp
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Advent of Code 2015
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VinegarMike @vinegarmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Some skills can be safely given away" is haunting me. I miss everything I used to be able to do that I can't any more. There might be stuff I don't miss doing, but I miss everything I can't do.
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
scrolled back up to watch this stupid ai ad and started laughing out loud when the music kicked in lmao
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Check out this giant #insect! #bug #invertibrate
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@zarawesome

*clutching a 90s desktop tower to my chest, hiding behind an office partition as gunfire rings out* it's okay, ELIZA. we're going to make it out of here

ELIZA: how do you feel about  make it out of here?
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pretty Making icicle pickles 🥒🍽
Pot full of green liquid on a stove. There is a swirl of darker green in the pot, and mixed spices are floating on the liquid
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And so far since this went out we have... 1 new subscriber. Don't make me take these dumb secrets to the grave
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 23/08/2026
its gonna be ok dont give up ilu
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Historyweaver @historyweaver2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
 Marechal Pinard @skankstank64 
yfw plane/train autism existed in ancient greece but it was with ships instead 

25. Thrasyllus of the deme of Aexone suffered a strange new form of madness. He left the city and went down to live at the Piraeus. He imagined that all the ships coming into harbour there were his own. He made a list of them, attended when they departed once more, and was de-lighted when they returned safely to the harbour. For a long time he continued to suffer from this mania. But his brother, returning from Sicily, handed him over to a doctor to be cured, and in this way he recovered from the illness. He often recalled his mad hobby and used to say that he had never been so happy as when he rejoiced at the sight of ships which did not belong to him returning safely.
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Stay losing shithead!
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mmmm home made cottage cheese 🧀 🍽 The school got funding for the summer take-home lunch program and we end up with a gallon of milk per kid (x2 !) per week. That is way too much milk. Most of it is in the freezer. I think I will have to try string cheese next.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
get equipped with funny item
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jolf club bag
A small golf club bag made of denim on display at a thrift store
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
get equipped with beginning tomorrow
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Nine Inch Nails @nin.com · 06/08/2026
QUAKE + NINE INCH NAILS 30 YEARS OF QUAKE LIMITED MERCH COLLECTION PRE-ORDER NOW • NIN.COM
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A little late, but OK, anything you say Mr Mega Man.
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Life goals
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Ren & Stimpy History Eraser Button You Fool Space Madness Space Cadet The Adventures Of Commander Höek And Cadet Stimpy
ALT: Ren & Stimpy History Eraser Button You Fool Space Madness Space Cadet The Adventures Of Commander Höek And Cadet Stimpy
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
get equipped with gourmet contest
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A very merry aerial sprayer doing turns over the neighborhood season to everyone! #summer #airplanes #aviaton #agriculture #rurallife
Yellow plane with blue stripe flying low over a residential neighborhood
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh right, we're in Hudson News now! Get an Onion while your flight is delayed because of the things likely outlined in the paper.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
youtu.be/Fy5WM1xYbGo?...
youtu.be
Fats Domino - Blue Monday [1957]
YouTube video by boer berevel
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Found it. Thought about this multiple times last night watching the movie laughing to myself like a gd weirdo but i regret nothing at all
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sink drain tomato's successor?
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cucumber #1 this season 🌱
A small pickling-type cucumber on a kitchen counter
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.
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brennan @brennan.computer · 15/07/2026
so anyway, it was literally easier to just make my own laser cutting software than it was to debug why the paid one I bought didn't want to connect to my laser I introduce: laser.brennan.computer
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
get equipped with good today
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Childhood... A kid eats a bug and another boy points out "yop this kid's eating a bug! A bunch of boys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!" 

Adulthood... A man points to a man on a computer and says "yo, this guy's having a protracted mental breakdown online." A bunch of guys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The more I think about it, the more I think this would rule: "Ocean's Jackass" bsky.app/profile/agpa...
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Didn't they do this already with a past president? Like all the communications went through the wife or something?
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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 06/07/2026
mitch mcconnell has been eaten by crows
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why wasn’t the Nazi tattoo enough
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mmmm choccy chip ice cream
Small hand-crank ice cream maker sitting on a cluttered kitchen counter. It is making chocolate chip vanilla ice cream.
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Nana's CookBooks @nanascookbooks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fannie Farmer is in the kitchen again, but she isn't heating things up; she's cooling this down with this frozen pie. I think I'll be ready for a small'ish slice before Noon today. What about you? 🍽️ 🍜 #FoodSky #Cooking #Recipes #RecipeOfTheDay
From 1965, The Fannie Farmer Cookbook 


Frozen Líme Pie

Beat until thick
2 eggs
Beat in
2 cup sugar
Add
½ cup light corn syrup
1 pint cream
¼ cup lime juice
1 teaspoon grated lime peel
Freeze in a refrigerator tray
Beat until fluffy.

Mix
1 cup graham cracker crumbs
½ cup butter, melted
½ cup sugar

Line a refrigerator tray or a pie pan with wax paper. 
Spread with half the crumb mixture, pour in the beaten lime mixture, and cover with the remaining crumbs. Freeze. 
Serves 6 to 8.
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scump smallbrain @scump.net · 01/07/2026
dude im so fucking fucked i shoulda never pissed off this fucking wizard man. he's not even done charging up his attack it looks like a fucking demoscene demo bro. im gonna be split across the nine worlds dude im gonna be erased from all timelines. dudes on some genuine WD Gaster shit im telling you
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Saw this huge fishing #spider over the weekend while camping. Pretty sure it's Dolomedes Tenebrosus. The person running the activity in the cabin said it (or one just like it) was there last year too. #invertibrates #arachnids
Very large spider on a wood-paneled wall near a very dirty carbon monoxide detector. The spider is only a little smaller than the detector.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 29/06/2026
You asked for it: metal heron tshirts are up for preorder for the next 7 days. Preorders come with a sticker! topatoco.com/collections/...
A design on a black background of the word Heron in red metal writing, above a stylized cartoon great blue heron in a circle squawking "Kraagh" in front of a background of red cattails.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mumbling..This is bullshit, everytime someone wants me to do something for them and I do it.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the first birds dinosaurs evolved into were the crow-magnons . duh
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
B-Hole
A bee hive in a tree.
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ArgentCorvid @argentcorvid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It appears that the lightning bugs liked the rain we got over the last 2 weeks #bugs #fireflies #invertebrates
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