Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 12h@justbrady.bsky.social Pretty important that you see this: www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4ZvdL...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 121
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@sbdcmusic.com Everything is dumb. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...espn.comSources: Josh Kushner, Bob Iger to buy Lakers for $12BThe Lakers are being sold to American businessman Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for over $12 billion, a record-breaking price, multiple sources told ESPN. 130
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For a junk drawer to legelly qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include. Various found plastic parts you have no idea where they came from but you hold onto them in the outside chance you do figure out what it fell off of. 120
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation: 000
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026@beckybunzy.bsky.social Nice tits!!! www.newsday.com/entertainmen...newsday.comGeorge Santos joins Fox's 'Special Forces' reality showFormer congressman George Santos joins 'Special Forces: World's Toughest Test' on Fox, facing harsh jungle tasks alongside 14 other celebrity recruits. 220
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026QTP with a robot that’s not Star Wars or Transformers.static.klipy.comSmall Wonder - SmallALT: Small Wonder - Small 030
Reposted by Krismolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will. 3124361086
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The New York Knicks winning the NBA championship is gonna suck the air out of all the stupid shit happening in DC this weekend. 🤷♂️ 140
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 11/05/2026@easybakedoven.bsky.social Finally got around to rewatching “True Grit”. I understand now why you hold it in such high regard. Beautiful film. Loved every single second of Hailee Steinfeld’s performance. The horse scene at the end was tough to sit through. 163
Reposted by KrisKim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 04/05/2026okay by this point y'all know that the dude they arrested at the WHCD wasn't ever on the same floor as Trump, was being googled in Israel 12 hours before, was armed with a shotgun he never fired, and no one appears to have been actually shot (you have to take their word for it) but did y'all know.. 31811
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Chiquita CEO looking at the recent spike in banana sales: @beckybunzy.bsky.social @justbrady.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses looks surprised and shockedALT: a man wearing sunglasses looks surprised and shocked 191
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Michael Bay movie idea: Artemis II wobbles slightly off course and ends up splashing down in the Strait of Hormuz. An elite team of mercenaries stage a rescue deep inside Iranian territory. Explosions and loud music ensues. 040
Reposted by KrisJeff [REDACTED] @jeffderoshia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Remember when republicans called for an emergency session in congress—on a weekend—to prevent Terri Schiavo from having her feeding tube removed after being in a coma for a decade? If they can do it for performative bs like that, they can do it for actual existential reasons. 12713
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026@saxmike71.bsky.social 🌎🚀🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🚀🌎media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' 230
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 31/03/2026@justbrady.bsky.social FYI www.instagram.com/gloryholedaw... 130
Reposted by KrisEric @astroeric12.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Since a lot of the internet is losing their minds about all the bright meteors. Let me get my two cents in on this. 1. They happen all the time. It's just that they often happen over uninhabited places like oceans and deserts. I've seen fireballs bright enough to cast shadows. (1/) 172
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/03/2026How they see themselves getting ready to walk the terminal:media.tenor.coma person is holding a watch on their arm .ALT: a person is holding a watch on their arm . 0101
Reposted by KrisThe Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Here's a wonderful idea. Take photos of all the ICE agent scabs working at the airports. 59656
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We’re opening the Strait:media.tenor.coma person is standing in a bathroom next to a shower curtain and a soap dispenser .ALT: a person is standing in a bathroom next to a shower curtain and a soap dispenser . 030
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I know I am not completely dead inside because this asshole can still say shit that makes my jaw drop. What a rotting pile of goat shit. Fuck trump and everyone who supports him forever. 010
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026About two times a year I will revisit this and I am never disappointed for doing so. 000
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world - bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are whores for power and oil with hate and fear in our hearts". - Hunter S. Thompson. 110
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond. Go!media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt stands in front of a brick wall with the website www.bennyhill.cz at the bottomALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a brick wall with the website www.bennyhill.cz at the bottom 120
Reposted by KrisKim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 03/03/2026❤️⚡⚡⚡™️✨ Shhhhhh... Listen. 7349
Reposted by KrisLady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026They’re liars. A kind administration would tell the truth. Shingles affects a lot of seniors and this could be a teaching moment, but alas, we’re rules by Nazi pedophiles. 221
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Hey @easybakedoven.bsky.social! Come quick and check this out!!!! Look behind his ear that was shot off. Gonna need some more foundation. 350
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I chuckle when folks get all fired up about Trump running in ‘28 for a third term. He’ll be lucky if he gets to March 28th. @easybakedoven.bsky.social 6103
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Post your style iconmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard sits in a chairALT: a man with a beard sits in a chair 010
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Post a Jedi…wrong answers only.media.tenor.coma woman talking to a boy on a motorcycle with the number 175 on the sideALT: a woman talking to a boy on a motorcycle with the number 175 on the side 020
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Day 3 of not being able to sleep due to a dry hacking cough. Hot Toddy engaged. 020
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Me on Day 57 of 2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a helmet and goggles is flying in the air .ALT: a man wearing a helmet and goggles is flying in the air . 090
