Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Green is gonna be my look for fall. We're doing pine, army, emerald, AND booger. Not mint tho, that's gross 130
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They call it Pepto-Bismol because it gives you PEP when you feel abBISMOL 041
Reposted by KedgeTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet 642058
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like to annually take the American Vibes temperature by counting the number of racist/right wing T-shirts worn by people at the apple picking orchard. This year there was only ONE! But it was a doozy 140
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026made an appointment to get a new toilet installed, so now when you ask me what's going on and I say "same shit, different toilet," I won't be lying 060
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Reasons I've cried today 1. zucchini bread had mold on it 2. saw a picture of Kurt Cobain 0100
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you like photos of mushrooms, you can look at photos of mushrooms on my IG account dedicated to photos of mushrooms. Sayin tho www.instagram.com/oldhagofthew... #fungifriends 0222
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Walked into the watch repair shop and the owner said, "enchanté, mademoiselle" 130
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A ragtag baseball team of kids covered in bugs? Give me a '70s style movie full of children cursing please 040
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's 2026 and the guy who rapped about buying a skeet blanket from a thrift store is one of the only celebs calling a genocide a genocide 081
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I live on an elevated first floor and when I have my windows facing the sidewalk open I am forced to listen to everyone's STUPID phone conversations. And they are ALL stupid 280
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm glad I'm not a mother cat bc I simply do not want to eat my children's poop and pee 020
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have awesome news: last week I got a sunburn on my legs and today? It's peeling off in sheets 460
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There is still nothing on earth less funny than McSweeney's 020
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Something I don't understand are those black rubber wedding bands people wear when they can't wear their real rings? Like what are they afraid of, that if they don't wear a ring every second they'll get unmarried? 170
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I kinda think Elizabeth Holmes is Good, Actually - defrauding rich people and tech people rocks - my biggest phobia is blood draws, so trying to find an easier way rocks 060
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🎶 It was 20 years ago today That Steve Irwin met a mean stingray 🎶 020
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026today is gonna turn me into the Joker, or maybe into Foghorn Leghorn at the very least 020
Reposted by Kedgeregular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social · 07/05/2024The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea. 631820396
Reposted by Kedgejamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug 371525160
Reposted by KedgePost Marone @jazwgn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026RIP THE GOD FRANK BEARD THANK YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE BEAT 19719
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Got Wordle in 2 today and whispered "Suck it, Yarm" to no one 120
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Has the two sentence headline always been this prevalent or have I only now started getting annoyed by it? Missed shifts were costly to this McDonald's. An app has fixed the problem. Trump wants the Navy to return to steam. It could cost billions. 020
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Zucchini should be the next "it" ingredient. Zucchini is elite. Zucchini goes hard. It's still dealing with the stink of diet culture making "zoodles" a thing, but it's time we all move past that 160
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just looked up from my laptop, startled, when I randomly realized that I haven't seen anyone on a tall bike in years. 350
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm playing a show tonight, which means now is the time for the inevitable cavalcade of texts saying "Sorry I can't make it! [long-winded story about whatever that I'll never read]!!!" Come or don't! Nobody cares! I have other shit to think about rn!!!! 050
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Another day discovering something I thought everyone knew was just regional: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwZh...youtube.comB.E. Taylor - Vitamin L (MTV2)YouTube video by 80sMTV 000
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Whenever anyone romanticizes the Y2K era I'm just gonna silently indicate to this chart 💁 081
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Does every city have empty abandoned buildings with these "FREE COVID TESTING" signs on them, or is it just Chicago? 000
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026you want me to abide by the rules of MEN? The things that don't wash their asses? 080
Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I had to give up rooting for the Steelers bc of Ben Roethlisberger, and now I have to bc of Aaron Rodgers. Just get normal guys please 020
