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TK

@archivedspork.bsky.social
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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.

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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 55m
of course they did
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 3h
"you have to admit this thing that sucks is good and cool" no i don't
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve encountered some YIMBYs who don’t seem to care for it
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1h
I love his video game stance
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1h
It’s expensive as hell for libraries so I always encourage people use it or lose it!
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 17h
ironically if all the money spent on AI was spent on cancer research instead we’d probably have a cure by now
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 17h
it would be like that @rifftrax.com baby yeti movie that meat loaf was in
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 18h
I love this trash can style so much, bring it back
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 19h
“Dirtbag left” is like “egg punk” neither should ever be said seriously
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 20h
my thoughts exactly. they made a white alexander
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 20h
chicago is so embarrassing, someone help us
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 22h
some of the quote tweets to this are the most insane both sides trash I’ve ever seen
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 22h
The first guy with my last name in my family tree to move to America got kicked out of the quakers for refusing to free his ONE slave and I imagine his defense was as stupid as this person’s
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pausa de hateration @thatguywasfly.bsky.social · 23h
me: I don’t care how a movie performs at the box office and nor should anyone else. also I won’t yuck other people’s yum. also me: I need these four Beatles movies to flop incredibly hard
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 22h
I hate those ads that are like “I only needed to lose 10 pounds, this was the only app that got me glp-1s” like are you people listening to yourselves
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Mr. Dan Kelly @mrdankelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pointed out by @rachelmcpadden.bsky.social. Thank you for bringing this to the world's attention. www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/229...
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Rick Nielsen | Black Overcoat Peed on by Nikki Sixx
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do not bring ideology or class analysis into the Kelly Clarkson thing. Just let an extended Portlandia sketch be funny.
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m thinking let them suffer
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not sure if Hetfield knows what an allegory is
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the song he supported being used to torture iraqis too
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
she wouldn’t even need to do that
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
my whole family would get together to watch it at my grandma’s house which in retrospect gives me a new level of respect for my grandma. she had great taste!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meet Larry Birds repulsive wife but it’s a stegosaurus
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s probably deeper, darker issues of labor devaluing and even anti-intellectualism going on but I’m going ignore them for now
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can’t stop watching these videos and I think it’s because we live in a world with so much actively harmful misinformation that it’s almost quaint to see clueless people make videos where they give very authoritative “advice” and the only thing at stake is hair that will grow back eventually
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jen m is a spider in a window @patientspider.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I just did a search for "Huron Consulting" on bluesky for "reasons" and most of the posts are like this. Did not realize one company was the cause of almost all of the higher ed damage and destruction of recent years. One post called for some investigative reporting of this company. Much needed.
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
100 seems like a perfectly reasonable guess
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Recently I saw him for the first time since like 2018 and was so happy I almost cried
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and I mean like “legit” novels that you read in college, not ones you used to be able to buy at the grocery store
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, it’s interesting bc there are other novels out there that have controversial sex themes front and center that could’ve been adapted but I’m starting to suspect that Fennell doesn’t know how to read?
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How about when college classes on tv have bells?
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Since this woman doesn’t have a wikipedia page I can’t look her up to check if she had her face shredded by a koala and we shouldn’t be making fun of her
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mark E. Smith must be rolling in his grave
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
of all the things that could send me over the edge it was Margot Robie’s posh southern accent that did it
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I lasted 20 minutes you guys
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know this is ancient discourse but sometimes I like to let things cool down before I consume media that gets everyone riled up. It’s like I can be more pure in hatred.
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My bf didn’t know who Emerald Fennell was so I called her “Brexit Leni Reifenstahl” and 11 minutes into Wuthering Heights I’m starting to think that was unfair to Leni Reifenstahl
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Would love to see more of this
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
was literally about to say the same
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay this is my first time hearing about Annie Oakley’s made up cocaine habit
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Grandma Dried Apple Head from Touch of Satan
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This podcast was SO fun: "Why is everyone acting like an expert now" on The Overthinkers Pod. We discussed: democracy, digital tech, outrage, the epistemology of populism, the power of social identity, the goals of science & the beauty of intellectual humility: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
podcasts.apple.com
Why is Everyone Acting Like an Expert Now? (With Dr. Dannagal G. Young)
Podcast Episode · The Overthinkers · October 12 · 58m
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is… what the fuck is going on?
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah or like anyone on the show
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I never watched Girls when it was on bc I didn’t want to watch a show about people I knew in real life and now I’m just tired of watching reboots of things
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I saw ads for this when I was in Australia and was saying “farmer needs a wife” in an Aussie accent for like a month
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People in the replies being like “it’s actually really good” are making me want to see it less
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There are other things you can spend $15 on
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