Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like to announce the release of my benchmark crushing new SuperAI-1000.2 110
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Quote with what you think would earn Walt's disapproval/confusion. 191
Reposted by RyanJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026autotune is T-Pain leaving the body 0238
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We all know the smartest and best people lack object permanence. 000
Reposted by Ryanm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day 1021538
Reposted by RyanBillhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Long live the new acronym to remember the Great Lakes - SHAME 0168
Reposted by RyanThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223526266
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The Disneyland Hotel hospitality crew is on their game! #D23 #Disneyland #DisneylandHotel 010
Reposted by RyanKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."... 1852398529
Reposted by RyanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735476
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comJerry Seinfeld: That's a ShameALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame 010
Reposted by RyanDr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Look, before you mock people for having their database deleted in 9 seconds by Claude, you should know that deleting a database that thoroughly used to take up to 90 minutes. 18976211
Reposted by RyanThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before theonion.com/disney-promises-star-w… 312739401
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026So glad they took the time to include the lyrics... #Disney 010
Reposted by Ryanmoujan z @moujanz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Came across a real life Minion yesterday. Life’s been rough. 212218
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Dude loves to drink and drive as much as he likes golf. 000
Reposted by RyanSky News @news.sky.com · 27/03/2026Tiger Woods arrested for driving under the influence in Florida after crashnews.sky.comTiger Woods arrested for driving under the influence in Florida after crashTiger Woods arrested for driving under the influence in Florida 7216
Reposted by RyanAaron Hillis @aaronhillis.bsky.social · 26/03/2026An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM 334614792
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones 010
Reposted by RyanRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins." 6457261302
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Wait, that shitty poem about Jesus' footprints is a true story? search.app/ZLB1gsearch.appDog walkers discovered 2,000-year-old Lunan Bay footprintsThe imprints were uncovered by storms at Lunan Bay - and later wiped away by the wind and the rain. 040
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 12/02/2026@thesloppyboys.bsky.social When I saw "Fernet-Branca" and "Hillhurst" in the same article, I had to make sure you guys saw it... share.google/vspKJC2fHclp...share.googleThe rest of California is embracing a polarizing Bay Area liquorFind it at a strip mall dive bar near you. 030
Reposted by Ryanjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 11/02/2026it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever producedyoutube.comThe PriceMaster (full version)YouTube video by ThePriceMaster 281976794
Reposted by RyanFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room 529056
Reposted by RyanZito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny. 119123482879
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.media.tenor.comChevy Chase Family Vacation Sandwich Dance GIFALT: Chevy Chase Family Vacation Sandwich Dance GIF 010
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025My brain is broken, this is the kind of information it is full of... Quintalist #465 1/5 Disneyland 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 1 quintalist.com #quintalistquintalist.comQuintalist - Daily Ranking ChallengeCorrectly answer the Daily Question in 5 tries or fewer. Select 5 choices and click Submit. Play each day! 030
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 17/11/2025@jasonsheridan.bsky.social, I found your happy place: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6km...youtube.comSunrise at Islands of Adventure’s Port of Entry | Universal VibesYouTube video by Universal Orlando Resort 010
Reposted by Ryanbleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies. 1505235984819
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I started reading a book about encryption, but it was really hard to get into. 2253
Reposted by RyanAndi Ewington @andiewington.bsky.social · 18/11/2024DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ 13965265
Reposted by RyanScott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 17/08/2025The Sugarcubes are great because whenever I listen to a Bjork song I always wish some random guy was shouting over her 71717
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Did you check carousel 9? Sometimes it comes out over there. 040
Reposted by RyanThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people. 86136192340
Reposted by Ryan🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies 321660417
Reposted by RyanTim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences 211584116
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 28/04/2025@magicaltrash.com wdwnt.com/2025/04/them...wdwnt.comDisneyland Adds Themed Trash Can Statues to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, Cars Land, and More - WDW News TodayNew themed signage reminding guests to only put food scraps into the green food waste trash cans is appearing around Disneyland Resort. 030
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I would hate to be the sales guy at Spam, I bet nobody ever answers his calls. 021
Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 21/02/2025@brightsunfilms.bsky.social this feels like another documentary up your alley: collider.com/secret-mall-...collider.comA Group of Friends Hide in Plain Sight in Their ‘Secret Mall Apartment’ in New TrailerThe documentary depicts friends who live in a bustling mall for years. Watch the trailer now. 030
Reposted by RyanDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots. 403152641
