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Ryan

@anyfreshfry.bsky.social
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Software Engineer Home Haunter Theme Park Fan

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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 14h
GleeSON, NewMAN, BrakeMAN, and AukerMAN... It really is a man's world.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 14h
Much better choice. When someone says long song I always thing of American Pie cause it's like 8 minutes long. Then it occurred to me that it is also a good candidate for Thanksgiving song list.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 15h
American Pie is a Thanksgiving song, since it has Pie in the name
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Ring around the rosies..." (skip)
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm assuming you have to buy Trump Coin to watch it
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I am feeling better now..."
Home with yard completely full of inflatables.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this a test?
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jasonsheridan.bsky.social, this is the most PTR coded tour name ever created.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... trust one that hallucinates 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 you. 🙃
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agree, I went on day 2 and it was nice. Been miserable ever since.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dexter: Did I Cover Everything?
ALT: Dexter: Did I Cover Everything?
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like to announce the release of my benchmark crushing new SuperAI-1000.2
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely no way this guy has closed toe shoes on at any time.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quote with what you think would earn Walt's disapproval/confusion.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Checks out...
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're not going to invite you to their sex parties, rich.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skibidy President
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wilford knows what you did...
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you've ever eaten at the buffet on a cruise ship, you know what a cruise shit is.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I get a new glasses prescription...
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've heard Rockville is pretty nice now, might be worth going back to.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DHB always delivers
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
autotune is T-Pain leaving the body
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We all know the smartest and best people lack object permanence.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO69...
youtube.com
GIVE US ANOTHER ONE
YouTube video by Gamez “GamezJohn” John
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Rogan and now Sully, lots more Notable Leftists this week.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"sick riff"
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I've got a license to kill... and a permit to perform sick riffs"
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran / Kid Rock co-headline tour incoming
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh man, walking around Cabot Cove like you did in the Court of Miracles for Scooby Doo would rule!
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I assume it cut immediately to a Crab Salts commercial.
Ad from InfoWars for Crab Salts Ultra
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, this one is weird if you haven't read it.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seems like it might be good to wait at least a few days after another theme park scam was in the news... people.com/businessman-...
people.com
Businessman Confesses to Posing as God and Sending Fake Religious Messages to Secure Millions for New Theme Park From 91-Year-Old Investor
A businessman admitted to posing as God and a nun in messages sent to a 91-year-old investor to deceive him into providing funding for American Heartland Theme Park. In the recent filing obtained by P...
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was a great explanation of a very dumb situation.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't let anyone say you aren't cultured.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good thing October has 31 days, lots to cover
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw this movie, it didn't go well..
Pic of Chris Pratt in Mercy
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I somehow don't feel bad asking AI for a summary of this book.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If this business idea doesn't work out, they could easily pivot to a Backrooms themed cafe.
A very sad empty office, tinted yellow to show it's "Backrooms" potential
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Long live the new acronym to remember the Great Lakes - SHAME
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, why not Zeus for the Chargers... makes more sense to me.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She gets it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
R.I.P.
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Disneyland Hotel hospitality crew is on their game! #D23 #Disneyland #DisneylandHotel
Pillows at the Disneyland Hotel showing a D23 towel Mickey
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Fourth wall break feels good in a place like this"
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Exactly what I was thinking.
static.klipy.com
Biff Wiff as Santa Claus: Not Good Behavior
ALT: Biff Wiff as Santa Claus: Not Good Behavior
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Ryan @anyfreshfry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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