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Dr. Pete Meyers

@dr-pete.bsky.social
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Mostly not a real doctor. Principal Innovation Architect at Moz. On a quest to figure out what exactly a Principal Innovation Architect does.

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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 18h
I love how Trump's major "Super Intelligence" announcement is that they put an untuned, off-the-shelf chatbot on the goverment services website. Of course, they're also making all of the mistakes with that chatbot that most of us who work for large companies went through 1-2 years ago.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 19h
In all seriousness, the past decade, including online culture, has broken a lot of people's brains, sometimes by design. That won't end when Trump leaves. We have a lot of work to do.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 20h
It's official, folks ...
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol -- Ken Paxton complaining that Trump's mid-term self-love festival didn't help Paxton's campaign. Gosh, I thought Trump going on and on about how Paxton looks funny, dresses funny, and nobody likes him would be a big boost.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assume the DNC is paying for this?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funny how our "free speech" Republicans claim Jack Smith is a fraud, but they've worked so hard to make sure Volume 2 of his report never sees the light of day. If it's a nothingburger, then let us enjoy our empty calories.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIL that Senator Kennedy (John N. Kennedy) is no relation to the Kennedy clan. Honestly just assumed (for years). I guess RFK, Jr. retains the #1 spot at embarrassing his family.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Call me an otaku, but I'm re-watching season 1 of Blue Box (Ao no Hako) in anticipation of season 2. It's just so charming, and I adore the opening theme.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One real self-own for Republicans today was how ham-fisted it all was. "WERE YOU AT THIS BASKETBALL GAME?! HUH?! WERE YOU?! LOOK AT THIS POSTER!! NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU?! PERJURY!!" Smith knew 2 seconds in that they were trying to lead him into the dumbest trap imaginable.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if I told you that Fani Willis and Jack Smith each once drove down a street in Atlanta with "Peachtree" in the name?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jokes aside, it is genuinely alarming that not only did the Republicans in that hearing probably plan this big "gotcha", but they also likely pre-leaked it to half the MAGA pundit class. They all had the script.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday-Me can be a real dick to Future-Me sometimes, but this week Yesterday-Me baked 2-dozen chocolate chip cookies, so all is forgiven (for now, dick).
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who did it better?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me, on my first day of lawyering: "Your honor, you can clearly tell from this poster that two events occurred one day apart! THERE'S PERJURY AFOOT!!" *grabs the gavel, smashes it into my own skull*
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once attended a Rockford Lightning basketball game on a day when there was lightning in Atlanta. Expecting to be called in for questioning any minute now. Also, Pete Myers (who later played for the Bulls) was playing, and my name is Pete Meyers, JUST 1 LETTER DIFFERENT! What did I know and when?!
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else have a Google Calendar issue lately where your start date is like 2pm on Tuesday (for a haircut or a meeting or whatever mundane event) and then you go to pick the end-date, and it says 2:30, but you realize one second too late that it was 2:30am on Wednesday?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Halloween idea: Dress as Eric Schmitt, hide in the bushes, and then jump out shouting "YOU JUST DID A PERJURY!" with a nonsensical poster-board. You might get pepper-sprayed, but that's the price of art.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, what was the alleged link between the Hawks game and Willis? Was she there?? Or was the allegation that he went to see a game in Atlanta so it must have been a secret meeting with Willis? I’m so confused on the evidentiary logic
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worth noting that, even if Schmitt wasn't dead wrong and an idiot, he would've basically demonstrated that Jack Smith was at a basketball game in Atlanta the day after Fani Willis admitted to a relationship that had nothing to do with Jack Smith (and was overblown by the GOP in every way).
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This site is honestly really good data visualization, too.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking as a University of Iowa alum, this was also a grievous insult to Hawkeyes' fans. It may be worse for the GOP's Iowa prospects in November than $6.50 diesel.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll miss you all when I'm in Gitmo ...
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record, I'd like to note that I attended a Metallica concert at Carver-Hawkeye Arena in 1993, the *same year* that Fani Willis started law school. Expecting my Congressional summons any moment.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're so indignant when anyone has the audacity to call them out for being plainly, dead wrong (God forbid that someone is a woman). Good on Klobuchar. Schmitt just flagrantly, angrily wrong to defend the biggest crook alive (and currently serving as President of The United States).
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol -- the desktop version of America Bot answered this, but the mobile version refuses to now. Someone's already getting screamed at, I suspect:
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If my dermatologist amputated my arm, he'd be like "Just put some Vaseline on it for a couple of days and take a couple Tylenol, and you'll be fine."
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like just one reporter to ask Trump just one question -- even a really basic one -- about how GenAI works (or even what it is).
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This "Super Intelligence" shit is insane even by Trump standards. Does literally one single voter care about this?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this really what the GOP Congress wants to do right before the mid-terms -- remind us all of how many crimes Trump has gotten away with?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went in to have my dermatologist freeze something (his favorite activity), and he cauterized it instead, so that was exciting.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From the guy who is afraid of batteries and thinks windmills give you cancer. Of course, those don't line his pockets.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just laser-focused on the issues Americans care about the most.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the US government's money belongs to Republicans. Glad we finally got that out in the open.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
According to all the spammers, I own some really sought-after land in Door County. Wish they'd tell me where the deed went.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2026, "the buck stops here" literally means that all your money ends up in President Trump's pockets.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My eye itches, and I just chopped a bunch of Thai chili peppers. This is not going to end well.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THEM: "Wake up, sheeple!" ME: *Gets super woke in a sexy sheep costume* THEM ...
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF 'CHOOSIN' TEXAS' OR ELLA LANGLEY, BUBBLE BOY!!" Friend, I've heard about "Choosin' Texas" and Ella Langley every single fucking day of the past week in all the posts about how I've never heard about them.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you've spent more time talking or writing about the excesses of "Woke 1.0" than the reality of rape culture in America, then I have a pretty good idea of where you stand.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tired: "Can you bring iced coffee to an interview?" Wired: "What if it's pumpkin spice?"
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would take my ball and go home, but I've just realized that I don't own a ball and I have no friends. (this is a politics sub-post, not a personal reflection)
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like Trump's Iran policy right now is pretty clearly that he will hold our economy hostage unless we vote for Republicans in November (you know, the exact same ones who started and supported the war in Iran).
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every reaction I have boils down to: WTF?
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I lived in Iowa in the mid-90s (grad student at U. Iowa), and Grassley had been a Senator for over a decade. He wasn't very good at it even then, IMO. I know there are pros and cons to term limits, but the lifers really need to go.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I'm ranting, can we also stop treating Susan Collins like someone's grandma who keeps getting scammed? Whether or not she's fit for office, she knows damned well what and who she's supporting, it's clear now she abused her office for personal gain, and she's not some poor dupe.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Age aside, I am so tired of these dudes with Main Character Syndrome who think they have a God-given right to power, especially when they're actively harming our country and terrible at their jobs. You wanna die at work? Go ahead. Get a corporate job and do that, Chuck.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You young folks looking for work, listen to Jessica ...
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No fan of Cornyn, to put it lightly, but "How about go fuck yourself, Ken" is a vibe I can support.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First Democrat running on a "More furries in the cockpit!" platform gets $20 from me.
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Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No context required ...
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