Reposted by Jason SheridanEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 2h"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏." 17894193
Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 1hGavin Newsome and Karen Bass were pro merger! Our totally epic California Dems suck shit! 080
Reposted by Jason SheridanMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 2hthe tech industry is about to invent books 302100371946
Reposted by Jason SheridanIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026Oh the asthma child from Star Trek doesn't think the guitarist from Rage Against the Machine voted hard enough? Yeah stop the presses 91569
Reposted by Jason SheridanDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have some thoughts on what should happen to this guy, should I say it? I shouldn't say it...*rally crowd cheering* should I though? 2816
Reposted by Jason SheridanTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026we have doubled your rent, doubled your insurance premiums, tripled the cost of gas, quadrupled the price of groceries, and you're complaining that your wages haven't gone up since 1997? honestly sounds like a you problem 819148
Reposted by Jason SheridanOutbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Morning Star Rockford Illinois August 05,1915 741085
Reposted by Jason SheridanMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week 624428881
Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Postseason John Kruk is on his best behavior. 020
Reposted by Jason SheridanHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026First, of all: lmao. Second of all, very good work Maggie and Jon. What an absurd saga. 016816
Reposted by Jason SheridanMicah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026not that it was ever very good but I am well and truly over the Newsom trolling approach to Trump social media bullshit 3185071
Reposted by Jason SheridanAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What kind of scandal will it take to lead to the widespread elimination of Greek fraternities? Hazing so severe it results in serious maiming or death? It's happened. Absolutely hideous sexual assaults? It's happened. Terroristic actions in pursuit of campus political power? It's happened! 6678137
Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Starting to feel like my phone is mostly for texting STOP to political texts, accepting cookies, archiving marketing emails, allowing website ads… 370
Reposted by Jason SheridanJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 836278
Reposted by Jason SheridanMaggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh good, another day on the internet where men are being loudly and willfully obtuse about sexual assault 0191
Reposted by Jason Sheridandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568431674
Reposted by Jason Sheridancaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1 662636337
Reposted by Jason SheridanStephen @tgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies said "no, we are not done emotionally terrorizing you just yet" 58313
Reposted by Jason Sheridan❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ @momo.thingsabout.xyz · 27/09/2026jk rowling: 019815
Reposted by Jason SheridanDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out. 594030391
Reposted by Jason SheridanOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 28722
Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m bringing a freakin’ iced coffee to American Idol AI song muder trial!!!!!’ 060
Reposted by Jason Sheridanbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269451757
Reposted by Jason Sheridanthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality 1454955
Reposted by Jason Sheridanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him. 1149926
Reposted by Jason SheridanTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098432767
Reposted by Jason SheridanOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 36617
Reposted by Jason SheridanJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Comedy can go rancid very quickly. That’s part of the excitement of comedy, can you beat the devil? Can you cross a line and come back from it? 1301
Reposted by Jason SheridanHaunted dial-up tone @americaonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP" 50906101
Reposted by Jason Sheridantinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026the guys who run into target at 6 am and steal pokemon cards from children are all mad because pokemon is just printing more now 352729394
Reposted by Jason Sheridan☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to be an american right now is to know your government and its captured media outlets prioritize protecting the modern world’s most violent group of rapists and pedophiles. this is plain fact 117835
Reposted by Jason SheridanNick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...wsj.comExclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against ParamountThe California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs. 24841391672
Reposted by Jason SheridanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866811028
Reposted by Jason SheridanOlivia @oliviasmolivia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Kermit... I respect all the things you've accomplished and how you've entertained generations, but I gotta tell ya... I think you're a pushover. You let all these other Muppets walk all over ya, and I can't shake ya hand until you prove to me that you have that fire in your gut!" 25216
Reposted by Jason SheridanPatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza. 5430110
Reposted by Jason SheridanMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you did the meme, poindexter 216312
Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want them to do the book where hypnotism and large quantities of green paint are major plot points. 061
Reposted by Jason SheridanHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t watch Hasan and generally find political streamers offputting, so if you want to frame outrage bait as a structural critique against the medium, I’d probably be sympathetic. But is he wrong? Post 9/11, the US has killed hundred of thousands of civilians. You can’t address that politely 1046038
Reposted by Jason Sheridanrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself 251874146
