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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 16h
Just put in a denim jacket i got yesterday for its third wash. In my defence, it had a Smell. Like hair
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17h
Everything is so dirty. I wash new stuff too tbh
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17h
Is it normal when you go thrifting to spend the next several hours deep cleaning the things you thrifted or
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17h
Im just a tire d
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17h
There's so many fun events on this weekend that i thought about going to during the week but hhhhhhhhhmmmg seepy
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
stuntin on the hoes
1965 kewpie doll in a red dress and black mary Jane's
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shrink excused me from thinking for the rest of the day
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crine
AliExpress product page for a blanket with a picture of Gerard Way taken with a cat ears snapchat filter on itThe blanket mock-upA mock-up of the blanket folded up for some reason. Their eyes are on the top
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🐈‍⬛💜 phonakins 🍉🌲 @phonakins.com · 08/10/2026
On this day in 2012, Gillard made sure that single mothers with kids over 8 were forced onto Newstart rather than the single parent payment, setting the living standards on those kids and the safety of their mother back. Years later Labor raised the age back to 14, not the original 16.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is a mini christchurch but with the twist that you paid for it with your taxes
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Pongo rolls in the soot and says a little too excitedly “Look! I’m a Labrador!” I don’t care for that. He is gleeful about blackface. If I had to engage in blackface to save my Dalmatian children from being turned into fur coats I would do it reluctantly. Mornfully looking at the camera
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found this shot of an old Tumblr post from 2020 on my phone #deltarune
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from 2020 by user mtt-brandanimepowder

Five Undertale style dialogue boxes featuring Papyrus and Sans having a conversation.
Papyrus - WEIRD?
WEIRD IS JUST A
SETTING ON MY DRYER

Sans - what does it do?

Papyrus - IT MAKES THE
CLOTHES WETTER

Sans - that is weird
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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you have anything cool you’d like to donate to my campaign launch, pls dm me on Instagram or shoot me an email to: Jordan.vdl @ victoriansocialists.org.au
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 08/10/2026
I’ll not be juggled with.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obviously clams don't actually make baby crying noises but the result is still relevant nonetheless. If you google this question now you get an AI answer and then a bunch of results about whether clams can hear, which is not what i asked
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking thru old files & found a screenshot of old search results. God i relevant search results
Search results for "does a clam make noise" from 2019
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should say it's a double ended sword. Cause that would make more sense
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obviously you can get sample sizes but not everyone has those. Next time i do buy foundation though i am going to try and find samples
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I kind of wish someone made like, single serve make-up products. Like a sealed thing with enough foundation etc for one or two applications... Sounds environmentally bad i know BUT I end up wasting the majority of the make-up products i buy because i only wear it once in a while, and it goes bad :/
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Presumably their dominant hand?
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is so funny to them. Do they understand or care what is happening
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His pack of freaks behind him smirking is incredible
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Up at 6am cause i wanna read the new meg n mogg
Panel from Simon Hanselman's comic Meg, Mogg and Owl
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was just trying to hang laundry today when these two showed up. Get that freak shit out my face
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very sky
Sunset over the suburbs with a train passing in the foreground Sunset with tree silhouettes
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My dogs bark at people wearing anything on their head, because they are a little bit stupid and they don't understand it's not a new kind of creature with a big weird head 🤷‍♀️
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is bad
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The whole thing looks insanely complex and i probably won't attempt it but i might use the part for the row of houses in other stuff
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This crochet pattern has lil houses i love it 🥲 its free too haaksteek.nl/en/patterns/...
Close up on the detail of a crochet blanket showing little crochet houses and trees
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you're worried about food sources for the future, learn to grow and produce food at home. If you start now you can easily have an established productive home garden in ten years
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean the trees we have aren't going anywhere? I get what you're saying but if people start planting random fruit trees around, theyre probably gonna die without someone caring for them at first. They also need a lot of water to produce fruit
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 07/10/2026
I'm currently the only one of three disabled trans people in my household who can work, but 16 months of being bedridden and an ongoing chronic migraine issue has left me very broke. If you can spare a few dollars, it'd really help, thanks! ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 06/10/2026
A773.6 Pleiades as swarm of bees.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crypto tits
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Hoobmobile is coming your way 🫵
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Channel 4: The Hoobs - Present : 427s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 427 seconds.
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems like mobile browser tumblr sucks more than ever so you might have to open that post in the app or on pc to save those
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like not enough people have the higher res version of the apocalypse girl. You can read the writing in this one. Also the full set exists astoundingbeyondbelief.tumblr.com/post/7561061...
Old meme photo of a smiling young woman pressing a button labelled IMMANENTIZE on a machine labelled ESCHATRON 9000. A warning on the machine reads: "WARNING: DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD"
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought i saw a cyber truck yesterday. But it was a boat
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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