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blawlz19.bsky.social @blawlz19.bsky.social · 20h
Full Metal Jack Off
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Prince @princelyhusky.bsky.social · 23h
soul-bearing post
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 12/04/2026
i heard they're lowering the age requirements for enlistment in the skeleton wars. they're gonna come yank that shit out of you while you're still alive.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 18h
Spunow
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Rhea Liang @liangrhea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super important- 'Central chest pressure or tightness is the most common heart attack symptom in both women and men. Women are more likely... to have other symptoms, such as breathlessness, nausea or vomiting, unusual fatigue, or pain in the jaw, neck, arms or upper back'.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026
oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 29/09/2026
J2518.1 Fool kills himself in despair because a sparrow has taken one grain from his field.
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 19/09/2026
If Batman really cared about Gotham, Bruce Wayne would set up a nonprofit investigating market-based, means-tested solutions to poverty faced by Pell Grant recipients who have operated a business in an economically disadvantaged Gotham neighborhood for not less than three (3) fiscal years.
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Blue @blue1032.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Ticketmaster, Not my fucking problem. Sell me the tickets, ticket seller. Fuck Ticketmaster. Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.Fuck Ticketmaster.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit on a shingle
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spoooky @deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
and now they cut my snap food stamps by $240 i am truly fucked i'm sorry for asking please help if you can ty cash app: $jpreader venmo: @jp_reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7
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Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Hi, my name is J.P. Reader. I have degenerative arthritis of the spine, exasperated e… JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whats a Melbourne style cookie
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gummy worm lookin ass
Weirdly clean and transparent earthworm on top of leaf litter
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like finding stuff out about my therapists. I know they're likely just as insane as i am or more, they just cope better and have a job
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember going to supernova one year and there was a dude dressed up as pedo bear but he kept walking around with the head off and you could see the regret in his eyes
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pedobear was the most ubiquitous safe yet edgy meme in existence in the early 2000s to at least 2012. Certified nothingburger
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Loki Highlock @lokihighlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a photo i took an hour ago in infrared
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026
over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17/06/2026
a backrooms-esque poster for "poop knife" that features an old toilet, a yellow nasty bathroom wall with peeling wallpaper, a crucific in the background, and a rusty or dirty knife hanging next to the toilet. it says "bathrooms" in the same way as the backrooms posters say "backrooms" on the bottom. by A24
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
best tv shows 1. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pilot script) - adult swim 2. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pilot script) - annapurna pictures 3. virtual prison (pitch) - adult swim 4. truthpoint sequel (pitch) - multiple 5. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pi
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VUPPY @alienvuppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CLOWN PUPPY!!! 🌈💜
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wisdom of the streets
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shroomcakes 🌸🌈 @violentbananas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh. my. god.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a dream there was a scorpion just hanging out
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Quest Apartment Hotels tells customers to replace passports and licences after security breach www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Quest tells customers to replace passports after security breach
Quest Apartment Hotels tells customers affected by a security breach in August to replace passports and driver's licences after personal information was exposed.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
okay but unless we radically change the demands society makes of us under penalty of homelessness and starvation, we still gotta pathologize this shit
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Game over cunty Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026
found it
CRT TV looking meme with words overlaid a very old school pic of saddam. it says "being horny is a feminine trait. why are you, as a man, thinking of boobs? you should be thinking of war."
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hangtime is the study of the time interval between first public notice of a rising right/MAGA/manosphere influencer and their first rape/sexual assault indictment www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
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SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Went and saw Mulholland Drive in the the ater. It was nice seeing one of Lynch's films in an actual cinema cause i hadn't before
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I forgot to get pickled mussels
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spoooky @deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
please help if you can things are very hard right now thank you
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Took this the other day and immediately forgot
Sunset sky with dead tree in the foreground
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need more enemies
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol @ the ratio on this
An Instagram ad "Syphilis. Anyone could have it. Even you." 6 likes, 5 comments, 185 shares
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should crochet a duck for my uncle when i see him at Christmas. He's a grumpy old fuck but he loves rubber duckies
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good walking
Blue and Orange sunset sky with cresent moon and trees silhouetted in the foreground Blue and yellow sunset sky with cresent moon
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh fuck my card is expired lmao
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Manse @manse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please share and donate if you are able ❤️
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Annie @anniebirdthousand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im plotting about new hobbies because i hate myself and love having overwhelming amounts of hobby related items in my home
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