Reposted by @anizev.bsky.social
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 
!["I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account" [A still from Star Wars showing Darth Vader pointing his finger at Princess Leia inside a white corridor on the Tantive IV, while an Imperial officer stands behind him. The text humorously reinterprets the scene as an unexpected financial transfer.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidgytypul6yw6lweezntcqzxb5sbwndo6xc2dx24gfyak6ydhsxwe)
