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The Colgate Comedy Hour

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still maintain that Tommy Pham is one of the most talented players to ever play big league baseball. He’s played over a decade in the league despite being an absolute psychopath that nobody likes. Talent level has to be insane to pull something like that off.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m kind of shocked by the size of this story, to be honest. A referee said ‘Fuck you’ to a player? I would’ve thought that would happen all the time, given the vile behavior that gets directed to officials all the time. Just feels weird that we’re pearl-clutching here.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Dan Marino / Tom Brady / Patrick Mahomes did this, Bills fans would complain about it for generations.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat Man is on the move!
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026
Is ESPN doing an elaborate bit with the audio going static while they talk about Trump's movements disrupting the radio? Very good if so. Actually also very good if not a bit
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats to Sark for completing one (1) on-field interview without causing a PR crisis.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Give me the Broncos on the blue turf!" yells Pat McAfee, for a game that is not being played in Boise.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just paid nine bucks for a hotdog at a little league baseball game
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Karl Marx Portrait
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol College Gameday is just full-blown propaganda now
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, the Ravens and Cowboys should definitely not play that game.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ian Happ rules. I'm not sorry about it.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean…holy shit, man. How is everyone responsible for this not in jail for the rest of their lives?? Do we just not care?? We fucking blew up a school and killed hundreds of children.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sooner Clemson puts Dabo on the curb the sooner they can hit the portal.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re a month out from Pat cutting a rip roaring promo for the IDF
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FUCK YEAAAHHHHH WARRRRRR!!!!! NOTHING GETS MY ROCKS OFF LIKE THE INDISCRIMINATE KILLING OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES!!!
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is totally going to ignore this and just tear the fucking Kennedy center down and no one will do shit and the Dems will wring their hands and tsk and the republicans will say some dumb shit about how it’s just a building what’s the problem
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do I get as many vacation days as the United States Congress?
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This reminds me of all the people laughing that Elon Musk would lose a ton of money when he bought Twitter. Yes. You're right. But that was never the point. Putting Bari Weiss in charge was never about ratings. So yeah, we can laugh at it, but that was never the point of why she's there.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
American flag on the field at the Texans game doesn’t even take up half the field. I can’t believe they would disrespect the troops like this.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Referees. Coaches. Players. Nobody has any idea how to manage a clock.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I, apparently, have no idea when a clock is supposed to run or not run in college football.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The entire right wing has been furious that the mayor of New York City had the nerve to be Muslim on 9/11, while their president is out here bragging about what a terrific relationship he has with the Saudi royal family.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just yuckin’ it up with Ted Cruz as they try to ram through anti-trust exemptions and artificially limit wages while skipping over the inconvenience of a collectively bargained agreement with labor — on television, in broad daylight. Man, fuck all these dudes.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As always, a tough day for the ‘get politics out of sports!’ crowd
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe the US Open matches go until 3AM because they say they’ll start at 7:00PM and then 7:20PM and then 7:30PM and now it’s 7:33PM and there’s not one (1) single solitary soul on the tennis court with no end in sight.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The president had ordered summary executions of sailors who he believes are involved in drug trafficking, and shipped alleged members of a violent drug gang to be slave labor in a notorious extra jurisdictional prison. But he pardon Ulbricht, convicted drug kingpin accused of hiring hitmen.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, having read The Big Short and no other books on the economy, looking at our current economy: I’m getting some real The Big Short vibes here
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/09/2026
We've got a Muslim man running the most multicultural city in the world and making space for all the people in it. That's what cultural victory over fundamentalism looks like, it's a shame that there's a part of the population that couldn't identify a cultural victory if it slapped them in the face.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Surely, SURELY, 'We will pay you money to vote for us!' is against some sort of law. SURELY.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We're fucked. This guy is one of the people I had hoped understood the urgency of the moment. Biden kicking the can down the lane after J6 is what led to him being invited by the voters back into the white house. Sometimes the country needs to be protected from itself. It's not business as usual
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The President of the United States today:
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember when Sherrone Moore brandished a butterknife?
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol why is Lane Kiffin entering the stadium with an entourage of busty blonde influencers? What in the world…
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 05/09/2026
Turned on the TV to hear Kirk Herbstreit say Georgia, the AP #3 and the SEC favorite, feels disrespected this season. We don't have many traditions left, but we do have that one
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
McAfee is from Pennsylvania why the fuck does he talk like that?
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
College Gameday just pushing propaganda now, huh?
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don Van Atta and Ramona Shelburne…
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Ricky Ricardo: You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do!
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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is where we were always headed. If you have enough money, you’ll never be responsible for anything.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Either he’s sending a starship to Mars THIS WEEK, or he’s full of shit. Which could it be…? 🤔
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk• 07/09/2024
The first Starships to Mars will launch in 2 years when the next Earth-Mars transfer window opens.
These will be uncrewed to test the reliability of landing intact on Mars. If those landings go well, then the first crewed flights to Mars will be in 4 years.
Flight rate will grow exponentially from there, with the goal of building a self-sustaining city in about 20 years. Being multiplanetary will vastly increase the probable lifespan of consciousness, as we will no longer have all our eggs, literally and metabolically, on one planet.
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