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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 9h
bsky fact: the "rude" label is hand-applied directly by human moderators in 100% of cases. if you disagree with what a bsky moderator would consider "rude", and this should be the case for everyone except a very narrow band of North Dakotan senior church bazaar organizers, just switch it off.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 22/08/2026
Idk how much Canadian trade deals get media coverage south of the border, but I know it’s usually reported as “Canadians are mad at tariffs” and not “he keeps threatening to annex us”… So FYI the US wanted to stop Canada from making trade deals with other countries, that’s why Carney rejected it.
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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh shit its for real for real fucking DO NOT update your windows, I had to do a clean reinstall
pcworld.com
Windows 11's August update is crashing games and causing PC problems
Following the installation of the August security patch for Windows 11, some users have reported serious problems with their systems. This is a known issue, and here’s how to resolve the error.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Debanked adult game developers in Japan face tax nightmare as they still get taxed on income they're blocked from receiving, indie creator says automaton-media.com/en/news/deba...
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Debanked adult game developers in Japan face tax nightmare as they still get taxed on income they're blocked from receiving, indie creator says - AUTOMATON WEST
The developer believes that receiving overseas revenue from adult games has grown significantly more difficult over the past five years.
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Government of British Columbia @governmentofbc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Did you know UVic Libraries is home to the world's largest Transgender Archives, preserving trans, nonbinary & Two-Spirit history? Join librarian Michael for a look inside the collections. Visit in person at @uvic.ca or explore online: www.uvic.ca/transgendera...
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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Fourth Strike @fourth-strike.com · 16/07/2026
EXPANSION (album) RELEASES NOVEMBER 6TH, 2026.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
men only want one thing
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himothy @vancouvertim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Vancouver, we know what must be done
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Ebony Elizabeth Thomas @ebonyteach.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026
"For the generations coming up behind the baby boomers, what this analysis describes is less a temporary stumble in an otherwise upward march than a long-running warning sign that has been building for decades." studyfinds.com/americans-bo...
studyfinds.com
Americans Born After 1970 Are Dying Faster Than Previous Generations Did At Their Age
Americans born after 1970 are dying at higher rates than earlier generations, and a new study warns the worst is still ahead.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I like how the right claims the left control all media and are backed by George Soros when the reality is that an Indigenous film crew pranked a bunch of white supremacists and the backlash was so intense from anti-free speech anti-comedy censors that they killed the show
@CityNewsTO
The CBC is pausing production on a satirical show on Indigenous issues after blowback from some who claimed false pretences were used to lure high-profile guests.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 06/05/2026
A comically modified version of the 2000's era terror alert scale. A blue background with a list of five threat levels of green, blue, yellow, orange, red. The text is modified to read:

BLUESKY BAN RISK ADVISORY SYSTEM

SEVERE
YOU HAVE POSTED A MEME MOCKING THE LEADERSHIP TEAM.
LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY AND MAY GOD HELP YOU.

HIGH
YOU HAVE DOXXED SOMEONE BY POSTING ABOUT THEIR BIO ON THEIR PUBLIC FACING
LINKEDIN PAGE.

ELEVATED
YOU HAVE MADE AN ACTIONABLE THREAT
AGAINST THE SUPREME COURT.
COME BACK IN A WEEK.

GUARDED
YOU ONLY SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT
MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES THAT DON'T
KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT.

LOW
YOU ARE GOD'S PERFECT ANGEL OR A BAD POSTER.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
Infowars.com -- Off Air
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 18/04/2026
The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey
freespeechcoalition.com
Credit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is also why art is important. I learned about the Troubles because of the Cranberries song Zombie. I was only six or seven at the time, but it was such a powerful and terrifying song and music video that I asked my family what it was about. They told me as best they could.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 09/03/2026
if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
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Jeff Regensburger @jregensb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
As @daedsider.bsky.social has rightly noted, "Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place." I think about that a lot. :(
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Harry 💬 @halisavakis.com · 15/12/2025
Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Watched a friend go through Unpacking last night and kept thinking about this article. Yeah there is a happy, "wholesome" ending, but that would mean nothing without the 2010 chapter. You need that part where you move in with a dickbag and abruptly end up back at your parents place.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/10/2025
If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 16/10/2025
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 18/10/2025
You can watch Taskmaster for FREE on YouTube and it's good and funny and it will make you laugh. www.youtube.com/taskmaster
youtube.com
Taskmaster
Well done! You've found the #Taskmaster YouTube channel for full eps, exclusives, best bits, interviews and more! New episodes Thursdays at 9pm on Channel 4 in the UK and here on YouTube the day afte...
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 14/10/2025
There are a lot of Onion/Clickhole articles that have become meme-ified to the point that they serve as short-hand responses to posts - "Worst Guy You Know Makes Great Point," "No way to stop this says only place it happens," etc, but I feel like this is an underutilized one.
theonion.com
Researchers No Closer To Understanding What The Fuck You’re Talking About
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Finding themselves increasingly frustrated after years of fruitless analysis, researchers working with a Harvard-coordinated international multi-university research initiative published ...
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If you were wondering why the sudden ban wave seemed inconsistent and illogical, that's the reason. The bluesky moderation team essentially ignored their own TOS and instead used rightwing outrage from twitter to decide who to ban. They then sloppily issued a post hoc statement to justify it.
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
After using nazi outrage as a list of users to ban on bluesky, the moderation team immediately changed their terms of service to include "glorification" of violence in a statement posted to @safety.bsky.app The ceo @jay.bsky.team also made a mealy-mouthed statement protecting the dead fascist
post from bluesky safety that reads: "Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky’s Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we’re committed to fostering healthy, open conversations"

Followed by a post from Jay

"Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family."
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Jay: suspends a dozen people entirely on the sayso of an article from The Federalist calling them 'demonic', rewrites ToS after the fact to claim that the mere suggestion of speaking ill of the dead counts as "glorifying violence" Three weeks later:
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Alanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 29/09/2025
I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense. We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.
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heather @heatherfeather.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
hey this is evil and will personally make my life harder and put my health in danger as a severely disabled person there are exceptions for people with disabilities but the excepted services are inadequate, and government of canada disability services often have prohibitively strict qualifications
cbc.ca
Liberal government frees Canada Post to end home delivery, close some rural post offices | CBC News
With Canada Post on track to lose $1.5 billion in 2025 and contract discussions between the union and the corporation stalled, the federal government is embarking on a modernization plan it says will ...
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 21/09/2025
1 in 10 people in Gaza has now been massacred by Israel.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 16/09/2025
hi, cis folks! trans people need your help! the FY26 budget gets a vote by 9/30. GOP wants a ban on funds for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. they're trying for other bans, too. we need you to call senators like chuck who don't get it: reps.fyi info & script in the🧵⬇️
SEC. 243. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to implement, administer, or enforce Executive Order 13988, entitled ‘‘Preventing and Combating Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Sexual Orientation’’, published by the Executive Office of the President on January 25, 2021 (86 Fed. Reg. 7023).

SEC. 244. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used for any social, psychological, behavioral,or medical intervention performed for the purposes of in16 tentionally changing the body of an individual (including by disrupting the body’s development, inhibiting its natural functions, or modifying its appearance) to no longer correspond to the individual’s biological sex.
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🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️‍🌈 🍁 @rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
e-6695 (Consumer protection)

    Keywords
    Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography 

E-petition
Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario

Original language of petition: English
Petition details
Petition to the House of Commons
Whereas:

    Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content;
    In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and
    This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo.

We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to
1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services;
2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and
3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
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yuko @aidosaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
BARBAROUS RETURNS!!! TOMORROW!! AUGUST 28!!!!!! Always read BARBAROUS for free at johnnywander.com!
text reads: COMING TOMORROW
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/08/2025
In 1977, Disabled activists occupied the Federal Building in San Francisco to demand the passage of Section 504— legislation to protect against disability discrimination.When the building was cordoned off, in an effort to starve activists out, The Black Panthers *Broke In* to deliver them hot meals.
disabilityhistory.org
The 504 Protests and the Black Panther Party – Disability Social History Project
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/06/2025
Remember when I said JK Rowling spends twenty cents of each dollar you give her harming trans people? Based on the size of the anti-trans legal fund she started, its more like $0.95 per dollar
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 08/08/2025
I hear both transphobes and normal folk talking about Testosterone as a performance enhancing drug and Estrogen as performance decreasing drug, and that's dude centric and not true. T and E are both performance enhancing drugs for sports. They just enhance different aspects. Let's talk powerlifting
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 05/12/2024
I've been researching the idea of Unconditional Universal Basic Income since 2013. Here's a collection of findings I've compiled from various UBI experiments and studies of cash transfer programs around the world. This will be a VERY LONG and ongoing thread focused entirely on empirical evidence. 🧵
OBSERVED EFFECTS OF UBI

No significant reduction in labor supply (38 studies meta-analysis)

Increased self-employment (301%) and part-time employment (17%)

Slight decrease in alcohol and tobacco use (31 studies meta-analysis)

New mothers extend their maternity leaves

Birth weights improve due to better maternal nutrition

Graduation rates and educational outcomes improve

Hospitalization rates decline (8.5%)

Crime goes down (15%–42%) especially illegal hunting (95%)

Domestic violence decreases (30%–51%)

Trust increases (13% in politicians | 6% in other people)

Home ownership rates increase (17%–26%)

Food security increases as does consumption of fresh fruits and vegetables

Improved cognitive functioning (43%) and personality traits (31%)

Savings go up, debts go down


Source: scottsantens
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Erin Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.
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This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron.

Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept.

This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.
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