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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 15h
Really feels like it should qualify them for removal under the 14th amendment, section 3. They gave broad, illegal immunity to a guy who attempted a coup while his lawyers were arguing Presidential immunity would have let him assassinate political rivals.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rowling also did no research into the Nazis before writing a Nazi analogy. She's little better than John Boyne. In 2004 after 5 books she finally went to a holocaust museum and was shocked to learn she didn't invent the concept of blood purity. She was inventing Nazism from first principles.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got a similar email yesterday because Mohrta got discounted mid way through the sale. I think they just replace the standard wishlist email with the seasonal one during the sale.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It says a lot about how feckless the Democrats have been that he's only worried about the government properties he is desecrating. No concern that he'll be prosecuted until he has nothing left but the clothes on his back and all his gaudy towers and golf courses will be stripped of his name.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The left can't stand the right claiming a toxic wasteland they happily left" Yeah, you got us, we're absolutely fuming at you setting up shop on a cultural superfund site.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's fun how the rich will say "I deserve to take most of the money because I'm the one accepting all the risk" and then when the risk gets, you know, risky, it's time for everyone else to accept their risks.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His gimmick is he's a heel who thinks he's a face.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He isn't even good at trolling. IIRC he hired a bunch of right wing trolls to run his social media. It plays well as opposition but his lackeys aren't about to hit themselves where it hurts. Not like Gavin would care since giving the appearance of opposition while furthering fascism is his own MO.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think Elon killed that genre pretending to be his own mom coming in to defend him in twitter fights... And also pretending to be a "fan account" pretending to be his own infant child while praising himself.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Part of the problem is the entire team is like this and Aaron as head of T&S is just the point of contact for a lot of that childishness. Jay, Why and Paul are all equally childish and if they tried to replace Aaron they'd find someone who is "a right fit for the company culture" and thus be Aaron2.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky fact: the "rude" label is hand-applied directly by human moderators in 100% of cases. if you disagree with what a bsky moderator would consider "rude", and this should be the case for everyone except a very narrow band of North Dakotan senior church bazaar organizers, just switch it off.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna be really funny when their training data gets leaked in 6-12 months and Scale: The Pooper is on there anyway.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was a no cost strategy for Republicans and it didn't work well. It is a costly strategy for Centrists because it signals a willingness to work with Nazis and that they'd rather focus on meaningless distractions than help people. How does that work better for them?
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's even worse for the center though. They need votes from the left, the group most likely to know about Piker. From the left it just looks like centrists once again siding with fascists to attack the left, because it is. It's bad at signalling "moderateness" and alienates a voting block they need.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It clearly doesn't work better when the people who have been leading the charge admit this strategy was a dud. People simply *do not care* about Hasan Piker. There are far too many bigger fish they want to see fried to give a damn about a twitch streamer.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That only works if people know who Piker is, and despite both parties best attempts the average person still does not know and definitely does not care. Meanwhile centrists are demanding everyone on the left apologize for working with him, including people like Angie Nixon who has never met the guy.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The trolling would be easier to stomach if it wasn't the full extent of his "resistance" to Trump. Block a media merger that would give fascists control of yet another major news outlet? Nope. Sign a law that would protect trans people? Nah. Meme shit? That's the good stuff for Gavin.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What could possibly go wrong nominating a guy because conservatives said he'd be an acceptable moderate?
Merrick Garland, the worthless sack of flesh who could have Trump arrested day one for crimes already fully investigated, but didn't because he was an "acceptable moderate."
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They've still barely even announced it, the store page just says "Deadlock is a multiplayer game in early development." Up until very recently all it had for media was a teaser slowly panning down to a character standing in a doorway. Didn't feel like a game with a peak 170,000 concurrent players.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still can't believe Aaron still has a job after he both got caught liking porn scam bot posts, and then vindictively banning the person who caught him. Like his excuse was he was saving it to ban when he was back at work but uh... if it was normal work stuff then why ban someone for pointing it out?
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No one knows why there has been a huge drop in international tourism for the country that is currently kidnapping tourists and threatening to military action against the neighbours responsible for most of it's tourism."
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metal Gear Spooky
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never Trump Republicans supported every bit of anti democratic shit their party did that made Trump possible. They won't be the ones to dismantle the party. They never had an issue with the GOP plan to crown a king they just don't want it to be Trump.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are so few trans boys that get top surgery that statistically speaking the majority of trans kids losing their tits is almost certainly trans girls being rushed through surgery for gynecomastia.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, so are Dems gonna stop saying they support discriminating against trans kids or is the plan to roll back only the parts of this targeting kids they don't hate?
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That may be the case but obviously the party that consistently outspends their opponents just to lose horribly or barely win knows best about how to spend their money.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would a Texas politician really do that? Stoop so low to praise and support a guy who repeatedly insulted him to his face?
Ted Cruz, phone banking for Trump in 2016. He does not look happy doing menial work for a guy who repeatedly called his wife ugly.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It sucks how much of the Canadian identity revolves around "at least we're better than the states" and yet it consistently feels like the margin is embarrassingly thin. The Columbine parallels are terrifying, we're letting the companies responsible have the loudest voice in how we move forward.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The bridge thing is a myth, as stated in the article you linked.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hackers write new tools all the time to automate a new exploit. We don't need new laws passed every time they come up with a new tool so there is no reason the existing laws can't be applied to this new tool for automating crimes.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"How dare you accuse us of war crimes... Anyway, remember that war crime we did? Wasn't that great?"
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's already in 3D which limits the amount of new art they need. If they did 1 they'd have to build most everything from scratch, scenes, models, animations. For Dual Destinies they just gotta alter the environments to handle a free camera.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What if a tamogotchi, a device specifically made to run on a watch battery, could burn enough power to run your house for 1 1/2 days telling you to drink paint."
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They need to be told to get mad at something before they'll actually get mad. They can't see the component parts of what they're told to hate, because no one has explicitly told them to hate this one component. Maybe they've been told to be mad about estrogen.. but Lady Pills, that's different. 🙄
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If they could override the veto he wouldn't have done a direct veto, and instead just refused to sign it until the session was out. That way there is no vote to override. He's done that before with bills that had unanimous support. California's shit sucks.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Look, it's not like he is going to kill you. He's just handing a knife to the Republicans who want you dead and telling them where you live. That's not the same thing as killing you, and really if you're going to die anyway you should stop being selfish and vote for the guy who is better for me."
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe throw in a unanimous supreme court decision that says the act doesn't actually discuss ethnicity at all, safe in the assumption no one in the press will report on the bits that do.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I gave up trying to understand computers when I solved a consistent problem with audio hitching by putting aluminum foil on my wifi antennas.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think every Federalist Society stooge should get to experience a Kavanaugh stop and we can see how quickly the grave follows.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First episode was Kirk and Newsom went out of his way to tell Kirk how much his son [loved] Kirk's work. He's since mentioned his son loves Tate and Clavicular. These are things you could not torture out of me but Newsom talks in public about his Nazi son who loves rapists and how proud he is.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was easy to see the potential benefits of automation in manufacturing, or the ability to send data between computers at great distances. So far no one has come up for a good use of a computer that spends a households daily energy to get simple math problems wrong half the time.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brain briefly blanked on the existence of smiley fries and I was wondering why tf someone is eating scrub daddy poutine.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kojima was an early fan, having seen the first Ace Attorney at a trade show and immediately being hooked. This feels like it may have come from a mistranslation of him gushing about the game.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Most of the "AI detectors" are just AI themselves and subject to the same issue of just making shit up.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For recommendations I currently look at you, Dominic, Colin, and Campster. I kinda feel like I might need to expand a bit further into the alphabet.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even more to the point: if it were possible to force a gender identity on someone, there literally wouldn't be trans people. Cis folk put so much energy into trying to push people into a box. It doesn't work. It sucks so hard being lectured on this by the world champions of trying to force gender.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am eager to see what musical number(s) they've thrown into this one.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think part of the reason people don't like the "he's actually a secret republican" thing is because the party establishment absolutely loves and actively courts that kind of Democrat. They regularly and happily burn hundreds of voters on the left to trying to pick up Newsom style Democrats.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact the Activision purchase was happening at the same time as Embracer collapsing was a little on the nose.
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump is this generation's Reagan. Celebrity, ran on a platform of bigotry, disastrous for the middle class, actively undermined the federal response to a viral outbreak because he thought it would benefit him if people died, taking a chainsaw to the federal government while still running up a debt.
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