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andrewoncarts

@andrewoncarts.bsky.social
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king of the gamers, trying his best to be a good cinephile. bizarre specimen, should be feared.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
it's Lock the Fuck In Friday. if you lock in now you'll be ready in time for Head on a Swivel Saturday. and we all know a successful head on a swivel saturday is the key to a good start on Keep it Moving Monday
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Marina Ayano Kittaka @even-kei.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Theyshould make a phone you can fold in half 7 consecutive times. Then I'll listen
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Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Tony [Gilroy] finally turned to me, and he said, ‘Hey, you just got to stop pitching plot. Plot is bullshit. Plot is what happens when you get the behavior right. Pitch me a line of dialogue, pitch me atmosphere, pitch me something visual. Stop pitching stuff that happens.’” 1/2
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s no way GTA VI will be as good as Big Walk
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 23/08/2026
IMMACULATE OP
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Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gorilla Grodd did the dicks! (click the story, it'll make more sense)
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HBO Max Officially Orders Jimmy Olsen Series, ‘The People v. Gorilla Grodd’
The DC Studios comedy stars Skyler Gisondo and Jimmy Tatro and comes from 'American Vandal' creators Tony Yacenda and Dan Perrault.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026
🫵😠🫰 YOU THERE. STOP what you're doing. and spend forty dollars RIGHT NOW!!! the economy needs you!!!
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Columbo: Murder by the Book Columbo: Death lends a Hand Columbo: Dead Weight Columbo: Lady in Waiting Columbo: Short Fuse Columbo: Blueprint for Murder Columbo: Étude in Black Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle Columbo: The Most Crucial Game Columbo: Dagger of the Mind
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(this is by no means a jab at The Odyssey, this is moreso my frustration that my local IMAX wouldn’t even give Oak a single showing. the best we get is a couple of inopportune ScreenX showtimes per day at a different theater)
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
just straight-up sucks that End of Oak Street gets the scraps of large format theaters that are not occupied by a movie that released two weeks ago and a movie that released a month ago
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
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Zess✨ @zess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
gauntlet-type weapon
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
EVANGELION IS BEING ADDED TO THE CRITERION CHANNEL
Shinji in the criterion closet
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Davin Pavlas @davin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey. Hey. Calm down. No it’s alright man. That’s not a real guy in there. That’s the tv. Yeah he can get out of it whenever he wants.
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Romeo Dandy, Insufferable Chevalier @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026
(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge
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The Haunting of the Last House on the Left at the End of the... @finalfuryk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Adolescences of Utena (1999) directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 08/07/2026
bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
we will never be saved from the scourge of disc sleeves
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Wasp 💠 Commissions Open! @vespidia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
dude I specifically asked you NOT to go hard on the soundtrack. it's just a silly game with no artistic merit behind it. I was looking for composers who specialize in mediocrity. get out of my sight and take your "bangers" with you
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"PULL!"
A skeet shooter taking aim at baby Yoda in the air.
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
game showcases are important mostly for their value in giving games industry professionals the equivalent of the teacher wheeling in the Big Telly to watch School of Rock
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anthony (haunted version) @panecasio.com · 04/03/2026
Bungie Marathon style pixelframe image that reads:

“I absolutely, 100 percent, am not going to play ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ again,” I promised, punching the buttons to select “The Boys Are Back in Town,” which I had memorized.

Which is an excerpt from the funniest piece of writing on the entire internet, “I Played ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’ on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out” by Timothy Faust (2015, Vice.com)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”
Bill Swerski’s Superfans but they’re in the Backrooms
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 01/06/2026
is there something wrong, honey? you haven't touched your savage sticks
the menu for the State of Play showing at Alamo Drafthouse featuring Savage Sticks and Rage Pizza.
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*greentext meme format of gray and white cat looking inside box, nonplussed*
> Lionsgate announces Whole Bloody Affair physical release, describes as “a single, unbroken film, exactly as Tarantino intended”
> *looks inside*
> film is broken up over two discs
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Paul Schrader on a date with his AI girlfriend.
the image is from the movie "taxi driver" where de niro takes cybill sheppard to an adult movie theater on their first date, which she quickly walks out of.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You have to unlock extra pronoun choices through the Super Wheelspin slot machine mechanic unless you buy a Pronoun Pass, sadly
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A meme of a single brown horse looking out into the ocean- normally with the text "man" above the horse. I have edited to say "It's absolute horses"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i'm such a steampilled framecel
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HEALTH @health.band · 01/05/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag
Oscar Isaac shoving movies into a bag that can’t take it anymore
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/04/2026
i'm going to start rummaging around in data center trash bins looking for discarded WD red pro boxes
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if you could detect transness in the womb couldn't you simply assign the baby the correct gender once it's born
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
THERE IS NO EXPERIENCE MORE LIFE-AFFIRMING THAN DISCOVERING YOU'VE BEEN POISONED
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it!
A raw viewfinder feed of the Rockwell guy standing up being filmed
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the artist formerly known as 'a chud' @paizuri.moe · 02/04/2026
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
as a guy who’s been a proud fan of Geese since Projector, the “backlash” against the band for daring to partner with a marketing agency in order to achieve wider reach is extremely stupid.
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
really don’t appreciate seeing the monkey’s paw curl on me and turn Soderbergh into a champion of slop trash too. damn you, world.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 07/04/2026
crazy how one of the great American playwrights is now a guy who goes on podcasts to talk about his insane blu-ray collection and it is, without fail, the best content on the internet
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I would pay good money to hear Matt Berry with long blonde hair say "So, the Snake's finally come out of his hole! Are you ready now my brother?"
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SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Everybody's trying to be Fortnite and if you don't make a Fortnite then everybody gets laid off, but it ends up even if you do make a Fortnite then everybody gets laid off
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/03/2026
It's crazy that movie theatres invented the most effective ad of all time (screen fills up with ice cubes and coke) but insist on doing other, worse, coke commercials
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.
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