Reposted by andrewoncartslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026it's Lock the Fuck In Friday. if you lock in now you'll be ready in time for Head on a Swivel Saturday. and we all know a successful head on a swivel saturday is the key to a good start on Keep it Moving Monday 1746629
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Reposted by andrewoncartspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There’s no way GTA VI will be as good as Big Walk 930033
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andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026just straight-up sucks that End of Oak Street gets the scraps of large format theaters that are not occupied by a movie that released two weeks ago and a movie that released a month ago 100
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Reposted by andrewoncartsnat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026game showcases are important mostly for their value in giving games industry professionals the equivalent of the teacher wheeling in the Big Telly to watch School of Rock 112916
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Reposted by andrewoncartsCaptain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it! 749048
andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026as a guy who’s been a proud fan of Geese since Projector, the “backlash” against the band for daring to partner with a marketing agency in order to achieve wider reach is extremely stupid. 000
andrewoncarts @andrewoncarts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026really don’t appreciate seeing the monkey’s paw curl on me and turn Soderbergh into a champion of slop trash too. damn you, world. 000
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