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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 21h
Get his ass.
Screenshot from the Wikipedia article on the Edgar Allen Poe poem ‘Annabelle Lee’ with the line “Like many of Poe's poems, it explores the theme of the death of a beautiful woman.” highlighted.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep thinking about the recorded interrogation shows how careful the young woman who went to the police on behalf of the victim was to call the perpetrators men and not boys.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also a few weeks ago I finished the Broken Earth trilogy by N.K. Jemisin, but was hesitant to talk about it because it left me feeling depressed. It was good and I’m obviously still thinking about it weeks later, but definitely a tough read for me going into Fall.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finished ‘Priory of the Orange Tree’ on the train ride home tonight and I think if you’ve got a Realm of the Elderlings shaped hole in your heart it’s a great option! I had fun.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Read the article but as someone whose job it is to try and get just one organization using the same system to provide services this is 1000% true.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there should be a name for that consultant stink that dems get about them, the miasma of bad of advice, ill-considered knee-jerk centrism in the face of actual fascism, the reek of cowardice that only comes from abysmal advice
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m going to be the one brave enough to say it. I would easily be scammed by Elizabeth Holmes. Direct eye contact and whispered promises work well on me.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Julia Jacklin has a new album out today and I haven’t listened to it yet, but I’m reminded that her Christmas song “baby Jesus is nobody’s baby now” is one of my favorites.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Issue 88 of Baltimore Beat is live! Our cover photo was shot by Christian Thomas baltimorebeat.com
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the group chat today a friend asked how to cook a hot dog in the microwave which I thought was a WILD question until my other friend described putting a hot dog in a bowl of water in the microwave and realized we are all just doing our own things out here huh.
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Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mentioned this a few months ago, but worth bringing up again. My spouse used to work in publication design for the company that made these Orioles charity cookbooks, and we found a stack of them while cleaning. If anyone is interested in grabbing one, let me know and we'll make a listing!
Front cover of a charity cookbook called Bird Feed: Favorite Family Recipes of the Baltimore Orioles. The book was produced by the Orioles Wives to benefit their own charity organization. It features an illustration of the Oriole Bird mascot with a bib on, holding a fork and spoon, with hands coming in from all sides offering different dishes of food, like a burger, pasta, sundae, crab, etc.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lived in my building for ten years and currently have one of the best neighbors ever and two of the worst.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elite spam
An account called FORD TRUCKS asking “hey man have you ever wished to have a truck”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good news: You Are Finally Free.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need people who make shitty music to have good politics. That’s most of the music.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coming to Bluesky after hearing my neighbors yelling to figure out what happened in football.
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The Birdbassador @birdbassador.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
this differs from my backup plan only in that my writing would be much more boring
Screenshot of a news article reading:
"Deng Yu, the 37-year-old Chinese mathematician who won the 2026 Fields Medal, has a backup plan if artificial intelligence puts him out of a job.

On Tuesday, he wrote on social media that "if AI can solve all maths problems, I'll go home and write my yuri novel".

Deng is known to be a big fan of yuri, a genre of Japanese novels and comics that depicts intimate friendships and romantic relationships between women.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking at fan art of Camilla Hect and her fuckass bob on tumblr to calm down after a stressful day at work.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am a supervisor now. Unfortunately.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know the MICA students are back because I’m seeing some truly abysmal parallel parking jobs.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to field one to two calls a month just as a recruiter for a national lab. I can’t imagine how bad it is now lol.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found the photos from the year my dad decided we would still camp on Assasteague during a hurricane.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Noah Kahan absolutely captures a vibe in End of August when he sings “the minute that September hits/I’m going off my medicine.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man we really fumbled that guy huh
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
look at my governor dawg we are not getting healthcare & jobs, its just let em eat AI, let em eat Sphere
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reading the Broken Earth because it came highly recommended but man in my old age I struggle with books where a kid dies.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the global hallmarks of the anti-trans movement is that it's pushing people to reject levels of gender integration that were completely uncontroversial as recently as a few years ago.
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Krys @analogy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Liveship Traders:
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ash @bsartsss.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Thinking about The Locked Tomb lately and wondering if we'll get a crumb of alecto the ninth this year😔
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