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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 4h
the poster’s creed
If a man differs with you in opinion on a matter of any kind, kill him on the spot. You are the only person on earth who has knowledge enough to have an opinion. All others are chumpe.
See?
The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 4h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 15h
It’s right behind me isn’t it
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CreatureCave @creaturecave.co.uk · 10h
Doodled a birdy last night
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Barladera @barladera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll make my own light YCH >>
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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World Travel Posters @worldtravelposters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
These were three individual pieces I did in 2021. Unplanned, they became something of an accidental sequence. They then prompted me to make the piece in the quoted post, of the pumpkin dance, by way of a conclusion. Ink on Fabriano Medioevalis, each 95 × 64 mm.
Three small silhouette drawings in black ink. The first is of a sitting fox, looking back over its shoulder at a bird on the branch of a little bare shrub. The second has a playful-looking fox, half-crouched, tail in the air, looking at a bird which has just taken off from a branch. The third shows a fox, surprised, its head drawn slightly back, as it seems to have come upon a pumpkin on the ground, surrounded by its vines. It has a face like a carved jack-o'-lantern.
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the 59th death in ICE detention since Trump took office.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.
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Your Penguin Friend @an-penguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching a compilation of 90s commercials, calling every 800 number that comes up in the hope of reclaiming some lost part of myself if I can just finally order that Scooby-Doo Chia Pet
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026
Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"
curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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First panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona and Noel are texting. Lotta Easter eggs in this one
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rae the Doe - Rae’s Been Texting Another Woman?!? Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe Support the comic on Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe
Rae looks nervous. 
RAE: OH NO... MIMI JUST PICKED UP MY PHONE! SHE'LL SEE ALL THOSE TEXTS I SENT TO THAT WOMAN I MET AT A BAR THE OTHER DAY!! OH NOOOOOO!!

Mimi is looking at Rae’s phone. 
MIMI: OH MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. RAE'S TEXTING ANOTHER WOMAN, AND... OH GOD, RAE IS TRYING TO PITCH PEOPLE ON HER "START-UP" AGAIN. C'MON, RAE. "LEMONADE STAND BUT IT'S MEATBALLS INSTEAD OF LEMONADE CANNOT GET OFF THE GROUND! THE VEGANS WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE!! ...IRONICALLY.
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Fin 🧿 @finbeard.com · 30/09/2026
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 30/09/2026
Today marks 50 years of the Hyde amendment. 50 years of harm, injustice, & politicians obstructing our bodily autonomy.
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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LETHAL NAHYON @nahyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Circle (sword) dog [France]
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.
metrotimes.com
Mike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Falcon has screamed for you, the Goose has cackled for you. (CTF1)
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at minimum 30% of the united states is ideologically pro rape and eventually something will have to be done about that
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Your Penguin Friend @an-penguin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw Primetime and it's faaaaaascinating. Bleak, thrilling, hilarious, surreal, it shows real mastery over tone and atmosphere. It's beautiful and impossible to look away from. All the performances are great
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How can everyone involved act like this is a legitimate system. How does this judge put on his robe in the morning instead of blowing his brains out.
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Your Penguin Friend @an-penguin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Far be it from me to criticize a woman, but Ada Wong's cocktail dress and heels don't seem like a suitable outfit for her job. I'd think walking on those grated sewer catwalks in heels would distract her
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The U.S. is a deeply Evil country that counts on the pavlovian response to words like "freedom" and "liberty" that it has programed into us since birth.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We got a new cat species two weeks ago and this week, we get a new penguin species! www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
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Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover Wildlife
Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Your Penguin Friend @an-penguin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bruce Campbell is so handsome. And somehow he's even more handsome when Sam Raimi's torturing him
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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picking up garbage has just become a core video game verb, like jumping or pushing blocks. Oh, rags and bits of wood? I guess I have to keep that stuff around.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deciding "Milkshake Duck" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been rawdogged by your neurodivergent boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Dirk Puehl @wunderkammertales.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
“When it draws near to witching time of night” (Robert Blair) 🎨 Holls Walck #owlishmonday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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