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@amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social
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night shift loser who escapes reality with media she/they/it 28, mdni

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/02/2025
ASMR - Elon Musk drowns in bathtub after taking heroic dose of ket
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
and the QUAKERS???
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
looking around at everything i think that maybe being hit by a car is the best retirement plan
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
hello kitty island adventure is about to be hard carrying my mental health for the next four years
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
save me hello kitty island adventure
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
ok she went to bed gonna check back in the am if she’s still able to access
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i can offer this picture of pickles and my support<3
cat laying on her back staring at you and hoping you’ll fall for her trap
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
hey so why did me and several other friends lose tiktok access at the same exact time but my client whom accidentally switched her tt language to arabic months ago still have access
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
this is so blatantly political theater and propaganda i don’t know whether to laugh or cry
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
now is the time to read 1984 and fahrenheit 451
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
you know how to ball (actually manage to shoot the target without wasting innumerable bullets) i know aristotle (play the survival horror game like a cozy game, design a house with separate rooms for everyone in the multiplayer server, and plant a farm)
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Advertise your bsky account in 3 words: Crickets, all chirping
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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Getting called “woke” for having basic human empathy
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
tiktok giving me access to streak pets right before it gets banned is criminal. my child is gonna be taken by the us government
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
idc if myfavTT might be malware i cannot lose my 6 year accumulation of edits
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
tiktok ban made me renew my library card early
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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
How about you Switch 2 reading a book sometime
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/01/2025
Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/01/2025
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[on my deathbed] Is there still time to reach my potential
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
If you've got nothing nice to say, fart
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617: Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel. Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
charging my tampons in the full moon
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
just once i'd like the circus to run away with me
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
put my ex on ethel cain i feel like a genuinely evil individual
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i got the boys into stardew valley now they’re asking me for minmax advice like it’s not a damn cozy game
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Eri 👻 @graveyardgh0ul.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Drinking energy drinks so I can feel something. Not energy, though. Just heart palpitations.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 04/01/2025
"malware" that deletes windows 11 and replaces it with linux, in-place, and then kexecs into it
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
there is *one* trauma informed therapist near me accepting new patients via telehealth that’s covered by my insurance. it’s a man. i think i will just continue to suffer thanks
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
putting sons of the forest on peaceful mode and playing it like a cozy game idc
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
being bisexual means hitting on men until they show interest and being immediately disgusted and then being too nervous to hit on women for fear of being weird and offputting and creepy and ugly and strange and annoying and stupid and unusual and freakish and peculiar and odd and
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
seeing my friends in vc while i’m stuck at work for another 8 hours
animal crossing dialogue box 
Bunnie
I hope you go to JAIL! And that your stupid house is TORN DOWN, tee-hee!
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
i love using therapy speak on my male friends while they beg me to get good at the game
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
you can always tell when the taco bell employee who made your food is sober. ts is buns
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
youtube video: 5 hours of silence being randomly broken by a metal pipe
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I’m available if anyone wants to get in one last really bad decision before the start of the new year
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
don’t forget to take a minute & figure out what day of the week it is so you don’t miss trash day
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
idk if it’s just on pc but there should be an option in settings to adjust time increments for autosaves
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
took this immediately after helping the old lady find her frying pan
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
ng+ with aerondight and grandmaster feline armor :) #thewitcher3
geralt overlooking a lake at sunset
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i think we should be asking the important questions about #thewitcher4 like.. did that old lady lose her frying pan again?
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
could this possibly come at a worse time ?? i have a final exam tomorrow and my best friend’s wedding next week
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
woke up with a sore throat after two hours of the worst sleep of my life. thank god for wellbutrin otherwise this would have been my last straw
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amygdala @amygdalapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i’m fully the opposite unfortunately my friends have to beg me to get on helldivers nowadays 😭
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