iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

souvenir gifts for others because nothing says “I thought of you in this cool place I wanted to go to get away from you” like some clutter

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

that moment when you start to reply in a DM to someone you’ve casually chatted with on social a few times and realize what you’re saying is too weird, like level 10 high af together friend weird and you immediately start hitting <x] <x] <x] <x] hoping they weren’t just watching the … wiggle

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

It’s almost as if we have a congress that didn’t live through the 80s. Wolverines!!

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

imagine if you will, jumping on the internet to complain about a book assigned to your child to read in high school because the book mentions gender, and now imagine you’re so ignorant you call your child your daughter whilst complaining

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Enjoy! It was one of my few 5 star reads for 2024.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

It’s okay to be sad. I mean, just look around.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I can still scroll backward on my FYP 🤷‍♀️

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

You can just call it mahi. The second mahi is implied.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I’m a grown up. I do what I want. Is that ok with everyone?

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I’ve become aware my “saving a perfectly good jar” is my version of my mother‘s saving a “Country Crock butter tub” and now I’m questioning all my life choices.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Wondering when health insurance CEOs will get priced out of their own life insurance.

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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I’m sorry, but if your video game was made after 1992, I am not interested in learning how to play it.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Novel idea: how about instead of calling every day Black Friday now we just call it November.

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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

15: I found a great song. Do you want to hear it? M: Absolutely. 15: It’s called “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears. M: *sings the entire song at the top of my lungs & dances around the living room* 15: Okay. I don’t like the song anymore.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

Will be making my best effort to be more present and engaged here on bluesky and- *distracted by butterfly*

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Me, to all my twitter mutuals who don’t follow me back on bluesky:

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

sometimes I think about how mom struggled to put food on the table and how dad told me to stop tripping her

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

look, all I'm asking for is a little faith, a little trust, to believe in me, to see my humanity, and $40

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Can't wait for all my new followers to realise "shitposter" means "any old shit", and - more importantly - "absolute shit".

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

When you order your aircraft from Temu

Scene on airport tarmac with a small truck towing a plane. But the "plane" is nothing more than the nose-section with a flat platform behind it riding on three wheel clusters.
This is apparently a training set-up for new tug drivers.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

Who would’ve guessed playing opposite day as a kid would provide the most real world, adult work experience.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Don't you hate it when you're having really hot sex . . . then you wake up.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

Everyone says honesty is a virtue, until you're honest with them. Then you're an asshole.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/05/2024

🎶 I'm starting with the man in the mirror🎶 Me: *turns to mirror Man in the Mirror: You may want to try a salad.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 21/04/2024

Do social media like it's a hobby, not a job.

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Rock⚡️God @redpawn3.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

Be safe and have fun! And if you can only do one… have fun.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

*climbs out onto my metal roof to watch the storm roll in*

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

hear me out: pressure-wash-able kitchens and bathrooms just spray it all & down a floor drain it goes

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

when you zig I’ll zag just kidding I zigged too because I wanted a hug

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

one day someone will call you young and it will be the last time you ever hear it

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 02/06/2024

Your 20s are a wild time because people your own age will look you dead in the eye and say they can’t date you because you don’t drink coffee but then someone in an older generation will ask you when you’re going to settle down and start a family.

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i_wasnt_looking_ @alysiaclark.bsky.social · 28/04/2024