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@alyam.bsky.social
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I hate when a movie makes a cop a beautiful woman so I have no choice but to root for her
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Pepe Mujica, the anarchist guerilla who became president of Uruguay, has passed on. He leaves behind as good a legacy as it's possible to leave. So it goes. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
theguardian.com
José ‘Pepe’ Mujica, former guerrilla and ex-president of Uruguay, dies aged 89
In a final interview, Mujica said: ‘We are too focused on wealth and not on happiness … Before you know it, life has passed you by’
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hope it was worth it, Big Red!
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CNN
Live TV
Cornell student protester told to surrender to ICE as he asks judge to block deportation
By Andy Rose, CNN
Updated 12:05 PM EDT, Sat March 22, 2025
CNN/
Momodou Taal speaks with CNN in November 2023.
(CNN) - A Cornell graduate student who has been a prominent voice at pro-Palestinian protests - and who faced intense criticism for declaring "glory to the resistance!" after the Hamas attack on Israel that left more than 1,200 dead - is being told to surrender to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, according to a new
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T-Paine @t-paine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
everyone should take out all of their stocks and go to the bank and take out all of your money tomorrow
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Tattoos by Doug Hardy @tattoosbydoughardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Lmbo
Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
oh poor baby 🥺🥺
do you need the robot
to make you pictures?🥺🥺
yeah?🥺🥺
do
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a
moron??🥺🥺
do you need chat gpt to fuck
your wife ??🥺🥺🥺
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 31/03/2025
happy Everything Is Transgender Everybody Transgender day 😇🫶
A screenshot from a Rolling Stones article, reading: "While speaking to the press today, President Donald Trump complained about how much he keeps hearing about the transgender community. "Everything is transgender, everybody transgender,..."
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
this really is what it’s like
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/03/2025
from january 13th 2025
theonion.com
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
theonion.com
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had unco...
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Laurence H. Tribe @tribelaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“What’s transpired over the last three or four days just takes it to a whole new level of cruelty and inhumanity and, frankly, a whole new level of stupidity in doing this is the most non-strategic way.” Tens of thousands of people will die as a result of this action. www.salon.com/2025/02/28/a...
salon.com
"A whole new level of cruelty": Health experts decry "devastating" cuts to HIV treatment programs
The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation said the latest cuts will deprive 350,000 people of HIV treatment.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/03/2025
the divorce begins now
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/03/2025
not trying to be a doomer here. meet people irl, get on signal, have a DIY backup plan ready, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. i love u all
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 05/03/2025
going to see these in 35mm at Film Forum this weekend
Luigi Mangione Filmed and Starred In At Least 20 Cinema-Style Sex Tapes
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
NO CHARGES
Super Bowl halftime show performer holds about Sudan/Gaza solidarity flag in protestBy The Associated Press
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — The cast member who displayed the Palestinian flag with the word “GAZA” in protest during Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show will not face charges, New Orleans police said Monday.

The banner combined the black stripes of the flags honored by the Sudanese and Palestinian peoples and also had the word SUDAN on it. The cast member, one of dozens of dancers clad in identical black sweats, held it high while standing on the roof of the car that was a centerpiece of the hip-hop artist’s performance, and then jumped off the stage and ran across the field before being tackled by several men in suits.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/02/2025
calling him ugly just holds up a mirror showing us the ugliness in your own soul btw
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 08/02/2025
It seems that decades of convincing anyone who opposes the state that the only acceptable ways to oppose it are the ones they can most easily ignore has paid off well.
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Niall Breen Comics @niallbreencomics.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
SADCAT - 04
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 05/02/2025
I get that we’re all stressed, but I would love for people to not work out their feelings in some stranger’s mentions. Nobody knows what to do for you here. Find a loved one.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
TIME TO DIE MITCH!!!!!
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Being incredibly vulnerable online and posting the comic I drew way back in 2017 about how Inquisition made me non-binary happy Dragon Age Day
(A black and white four panel comic featuring drawings of the author from 2017) 
IN FANTASY, YOU CAN BE WHOEVER YOU WANT.
WHEN I STARTED DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION, I DECIDED TO PLAY AS "ME" FOR ONCE.
(ELF EARS, OBVIOUS IMPROVEMENT)
DRAGON AGE IS A GAME
ABOUT CHOICES. 
(TURN A BLIND EYE)
(ARREST THE THIEF)
(KILL THE SHOP KEEP)
THEY HAVE CONSEQUENCES. YOU DONT ALWAYS KNOW HOW THEYLL PLAY OUT.
SHITI DIDNT ANTICIPATE HOW MY CHOICES WOULD AFFECT ME.
NAME: KENDRA
RACE: ELF
SEX:
CHOOSE - MALE / FEMALE
ITS COOL TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN A WORLD WHERE THE BADGUYS ARE DEMONS YOU CAN KILL WITH AN AXE.
ITS COOL TO SEE "MYSELF" BECOME THE HERO AND SAVE THE WORLD
(Medieval style banners reading "Kendra")
BUT SOMETHING BUGGED ME.
"SHES THE INQUISITOR?"
"WOMAN!"
"SHE-"
"HER DUTY"FOR THE FIRST TIME I WAS ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, LISTENING TO EVERYONE REFER TO SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE ME AS
She
SHE
she
she
SHE
She
SHE she
she
AND IT STUCK IN ME LIKE A KNIFE IN THE RIBS.
MY RELATIONSHIP TO GENDER HAS ALWAYS BEEN FRAUGHT, BUT IT WAS SOMETHING I THOUGHT I COULD IGNORE.
I COULD PRETEND IT WASN'T A PROBLEM AND IT WOULD DISAPPEAR
I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS SINKING UNTIL I
WAS DROWNING.YOU CAN ONLY AVOID THE DRAGON FOR SO LONG.
EVENTUALLY YOU HAVE TO FACE IT.
(A dragon flies through the air menacingly)
I THOUGHT I WASNT READY, BUT I'M STRONG.
(Elf reaches for an arrow in their quiver)
I CAN BE WHOEVER I WANT.
END.
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Nathalie @anarchafem.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Spotted in Joburg
Graffiti of green bullets with "DENY", "DEFEND", "DEPOSE" on each one
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Fox is getting visceral @ohvulpecula.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Old still from a John Waters interview- he’s sitting just off of center on a green couch, leaning forward, hands clasped. He’s in front of a bookshelf, looking concerned, or thoughtful. Overlayed on the image is the quote: “Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.”
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
When times get tough you must become more insane
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yup…
Screenshot of Hitchcock saying “I’ve just come into possession of a cure for fascism. They come in capsule form, for best results they must be taken internally”, he is laying out a row of bullets onto the table in front of him.
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erika, if you must @yostwiththemost.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think it’s ok to be a billionaire if you put your name in a bowl with all the other billionaires and we draw one name every year and that person gets stoned to death on live tv and their money is split equally between non-billionaires The Lottery rules, it’s the risk you take
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2025
if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys
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Eliot 🌳 @eliotbaum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tiefling Girl & Mercenary Dad (2020)
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Fix your hearts or die."
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jessica hayworth @angrycomics.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
not to make lynch's death about anyone other than lynch but the best thing that could come out of this is everyone remembering how weird you're allowed to be. make stuff you really love
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Not to be dramatic but I think That Author Man should be torn apart by wild dogs on public access television
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Raymond Normielib @raymondgibson.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The cute will continue until morale improves.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
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八瀬🌻🎸 @slumflower.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
They’re also built and functional by and due to slavery and exploitation of - who would have thought - black people!
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Aly @alyam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Worth paying full price
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hey man, I'm here to take your obvious joke post extremely literally. Yeah I might add something that is barely relevant, maybe a deeply unfunny riff on what you already said. I'm working through something that is making me unpleasant to be around. Hope that's cool
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John Herrman @jwherrman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
this bizarre interview with musk’s inconsistent, unreliable father is arguably more illuminating than the entire Isaacson book
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wild how much of the AI “revolution” is underpaid workers around the world.
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dr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
a dear friend of mine in Beirut is in need of help securing housing amidst the ongoing aggression. it would mean the world to me if you’d consider supporting their campaign if you’re able and sharing to spread reach <3
t.co
https://gofund.me/7baaf5fe
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Bunnicula 🎃 @haredurer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Starting off a fundraising email after just bombing an election super hard with "please let us explain" is incredibly funny. Who is this designed to appeal to? Even suckers have a little shame
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Nicky got lightly sedated at the vet, please enjoy this picture of him orbiting Saturn
A portrait of a grey and white cat missing his right eye. His left eye is extremely dilated and half closed, and his mouth is hanging open. He is extremely high
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R.B. Lemberg. Yes, still in Kansas @rblemberg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
As a person who grew up in a country with no fluoridation & lived to experience dental horrors like most Eastern Europeans of my generation, this is a visceral fear for me. Dental healthcare in the US is financially inaccessible for many people, and many simply can't imagine what this means.
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olive @oliviag.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
POV you have ice cream
Gray cat swatting at the camera
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Listen I also do not currently have a real job and I post pics of places we go but I do not think I'm doing you a favor. I'm in it for the love of the game and the thrill of risking tetanus and trespassing charges.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/10/2024
Helen Mirren thinks it's "magical" that dancing in orbit around the earth are a hundred robots singing (at 1575Mhz, one eternal note held halfway between B♭ and B, 21 octaves above middle C), and any time you can hear four of them sing at once you know exactly where in the universe you are
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