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Tristan Johnson

@stepback.nebula.tv
3.9K followers 964 following 4.2K posts

The Step Back and It's Probably not Aliens guy. Views are my own and not representative of my employer (also me)

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 13h
Warhammer 40k is just if you portrayed ants with human actors.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 15h
Disney really had a golden goose with the Mandalorian season 1, and lost out by not just making that for like 600 episodes.
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It's Probably Not Aliens @probsnotaliens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Angkor Wat: Colonialism Went to Space College nebula.tv/probablynota...
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It‘s Probably (not) Aliens! — Angkor Wat: Colonialism Went to Space College
Ancient Aliens would like you to believe Angkor Wat required a trip to space college and a supply of magic water. Apparently, giving Khmer builders credit for knowing how to build things is asking too...
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026
I did not fall asleep. Fake news. You look at the video, and what you’re actually seeing is a very advanced state of readiness. Panther readiness. Have you ever seen a panther? Sometimes the eyes close. That does not mean the panther is sleeping.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026
They really don't tell you how much of parenting by hours is made up of just trying to get them to get dressed.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026
The Hasan Piker meat picture, very serious situation. Possibly a Weapon of Mass Destruction. People are saying nobody has ever seen anything like it. Frankly I looked at it for national security reasons, and then I looked again, much closer. You have to. Intelligence work.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026
The lesbian bar, Last Ditch, tremendous name by the way, very strong name, they did a terrible thing with the masks. The commenters are very angry and frankly I agree with them.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026
Part of me would love to get into fountain pens, but it would be wasted on me as my handwriting is absolute trash
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026
its basic to me but its gotta be Steve Harris
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026
People don’t know this, but the Bible. Very successful book. Tremendous. Frankly, without me, I don’t think anybody would be talking about it. The Old Testament, the New Testament, I like the New one better, newer is usually better. Jesus, great guy, very unfairly treated, reminds me of somebody.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026
My next video is my first video about Canada in years. I am concerned because I got an awesome group of friends in Canadian media, but Canadians are like 9 percent of my audience. So fingers crossed.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026
The Statue of Liberty, which frankly was a tremendous idea. A lot of people say my kind of idea. Big, beautiful woman, very tall, everybody looking at her. Very successful.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
“Women hold up half the sky." Have you heard this? Probably not. Nobody was saying it before. I said it, and suddenly everybody says, ‘Wow, women hold up half the sky.’ It’s a tremendous expression.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 05/09/2026
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 22/09/2026
my lo fi beats to research to:
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It's Probably Not Aliens @probsnotaliens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joan of Arc: God Forbid a Girl Break a Siege nebula.tv/probablynota...
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It‘s Probably (not) Aliens! — Joan of Arc: God Forbid a Girl Break a Siege
A 17-year-old peasant girl helps turn the tide of the Hundred Years' War, and Ancient Aliens would like to speak to her extraterrestrial supervisor. Apparently, Joan of Arc couldn't have rallied an ar...
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 21/09/2026
My son, upon seeing my bald spot, asked why I have a hole in my head. 4 year olds can be savage
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
I guess I now live in the only London in Europe.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Today is step backs birthday so you have to be nice to me
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Can't believe I live in a new continent
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only is it correct, it's a dramatic underselling of how much terrorism the US does. It's like saying the Pacific Ocean holds more water than a fishing pond.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Tristan Johnson, associate European
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026
Step back released its first video 11 years ago tomorrow
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026
I'm gonna play wow forever character. A resto druid named HoTdad
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026
They never tell you how much of parenting is trying to get them to get dressed
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026
Took a while, but I just passed 140k subscribers on step back. Nature is healing.
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Halcyon @halcyon-s.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm glad to hear it worked, I knew 'some' stuff about Rhodesia, but that was a great episode and gave me a ton more context and knowledge. I know it took a lot of time, so I may try to watch it now on YouTube instead of just Nebula to help.
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It's Probably Not Aliens @probsnotaliens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rendlesham Forest: 'Trust Me, Bro' in Binary nebula.tv/probablynota...
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It‘s Probably (not) Aliens! — Rendlesham Forest: 'Trust Me, Bro' in Binary
An airman touches a UFO in Rendlesham Forest, downloads a binary message into his brain, and keeps the evidence to himself for 30 years. That's the story Ancient Aliens wants us to accept. Convenientl...
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 15/09/2026
Update: in a shocking turn of events the manual review actually worked!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m not complicit, I was just following orders.”
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 14/09/2026
My latest video is blowing up, and it's been demonetised. This could cost me well over 1000 dollars. I have appealed so fingers crossed but if you ever wondered why it's important to support creators on things like Patreon this is why.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 13/09/2026
"Carney has spoken regularly with several EU leaders, most notably French President Emmanuel Macron, about the possibility of letting Canadians live and work visa-free in the EU, WSJ said, citing two unnamed officials familiar with the matter." www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
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Carney pushes idea of making Canada ‘associate member’ of EU, WSJ reports
Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney wants closer links with the European Union and is exploring whether his country could become an “associate member” of the bloc, The Wall Street Journal reported on ...
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 12/09/2026
I can't tell if it would be heaven or a nightmare if I lived in Australia and I just woke up to yesterday's discourse and was in bed before the new one gets going.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 12/09/2026
I should have gotten a haircut before I filmed my last video. Anytime I forget to do so I get a bunch of antisemitic comments.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 12/09/2026
I know a video is doing well when the nazis start finding it.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
YouTube: be careful when comparing views to older videos l. We changed how they counted and they will be higher now. Me: SORRY BRUH, I'M NOT BEING CAREFUL! THESE NUMBERS IS CRAZY!!
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⭐️ Fio the Wah! ⭐️ 🔜 NYFF @fiofirefox.com · 11/09/2026
If you see this flag, here’s what is going on behind it. You’re going to see this flag and Rhodesia among a certain crowd and you should know why.
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Celeste is Best @celesteisbest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hahaha I might cut the bit about Rhodesia in my Gundam script, (horrible sequence of words I had to type) because @stepback.nebula.tv tackled the history expertly and his video is like REAL GOOD. Depressing as shit, but real good.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Nobody Knows What Rhodesia Was. That's the Point. youtu.be/1xycRcl5SZ8
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Nobody Knows What Rhodesia Was. That's the Point.
YouTube video by Step Back
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
New video drops at 11AM est
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
You listen to many songs in one genre. I listen to one song in many genres. We are not the same.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Gonna share a personal possession of mine the past few months. My rare charlies collection youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Rare Charlies - YouTube
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Video up for patrons, processing on Nebula now. Tomorrow... the world!
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
Just dropped him off at the first day of kindergarten. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
Tomorrow is Kirkmas eve, what's everyone's tradition?
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It's Probably Not Aliens @probsnotaliens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We Goofed: Scott Had a Baby. We Have Bad News. nebula.tv/probablynota...
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It‘s Probably (not) Aliens! — We Goofed: Scott Had a Baby. We Have Bad News.
Scott is back from parental leave and asks what he missed. Tristan opens with the war in Iran. Welcome back, buddy.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 05/09/2026
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 04/09/2026
In a world conquered by an evil invading race of bird people only one person can save us. A cybernetically enhanced Randy Johnson.
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