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Robert Pattinson fan account/crypto bot. Knicks '26 bb.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
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Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just discovered a tiktok account that posts hello diva motivational quotes overlaid on pictures of Sidney Crosby set to a Macklemore song which is probably a sentence that didn't need to be constructed.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We made a character do something wildly stupid, selfish and wholly out of character established both in the cinematic and comic universes because we are Horny for Hayley Atwell and now there are Consequences.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Son flung open the bedroom door at 7am saying "mommy I gotta tell you something" real upset and here is me prepping to be told he pulled the towel rack out of the wall AGAIN but no, the urgent and upsetting matter was the Scarlet Witch is Magneto's daughter.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is actually the concept of man baseball too
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as a matter of comedy critique, i think the weed wafer company was very intentionally going for porny eroticism. this is not a grover/gould situation.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
Referring to the harm as being caused by LLMs, when it is caused by people, actually serves to exonerate the people as if they did not make explicit decisions.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The wildest thing about this Ed Sheeran thing is you're telling me these are the types of venues he was selling out. This is insane.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see someone's never seen REMEMBER ME starring Robert Pattinson.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Appreciate the attempt but girly pop you aren't trusted to clean anything
A small tuxedo cat carrying around a sponge
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.bklynlibrary.org/craft-library
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Craft Supply Library | Brooklyn Public Library
New at Central Library: BPL's Craft Supply Library!As many people look to get offline and into more analog hobbies, crafting has become an increasingly popular pastime. Here at the library, we know th...
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a labor day
Me drinking an orange drink
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This one is in a whole mood today
A tuxedo cat lying upside down on a bed
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the hard truths one eventually has to accept is that there's a reason Paul Schrader has written so many all-time great movies about weird guys crashing out
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is your cat staying out all night at the Jellicle Ball waiting for their wise leader to choose the one cat to be reborn into the Heavyside Layer for a new beginning? The answer may surprise you.
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Bryant Francis @bryantfrancis.me · 29/07/2025
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...

Most experts acknowledge that a takeover by artificial intelligence is coming for the video game industry within the next five years, and executives have already started preparing to restructure their companies in anticipation.
After all, it was one of the first sectors to deploy A.I. programming in the 1980s, with the four ghosts who chase Pac-Man each responding differently to the player's real-time movements.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
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ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 01/09/2026
Do you think a depressed person could watch The Irishman 12 times?
Adam Scottas Ben Wyatt on Parks and Rec
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"For the next two minutes, Cloud detailed three issues impacting women that she believes deserve more attention than Freedom: domestic violence, sexual assault and food insecurity." www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
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Natasha Cloud calls Enes Kanter Freedom ‘irrelevant,’ urges WNBA to ban him league-wide (Gift Article)
“I will talk about real issues that face women, and it’s not our trans human beings,” Cloud said.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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Roby Bhattacharyya @roby-b.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
To underscore why this is especially awful for those who may not know, the measles vaccine is usually given at 12 months. Newborns rely on community immunity to prevent exposure, which until recently we have had in the US. This quite literally could be anyone's newborn. None of this had to happen.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One thing I noticed no one talked about with Dolly's passing is how I literally lost all of my shit and ugly cried at the end of Priscilla when they played I Will Always Love You and had to lock myself in the family bathroom at the Alamo Brooklyn to continue doing that for like 10 minutes?
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 26/08/2026
As I said the other day, Hakeem clearly backed this and only distanced himself from it when Rodneyse said so publicly. It’s entirely disqualifying for him. Absolute corruption. Call his office and ask what they play to do about it.
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 26/08/2026
More and more people are saying, eh @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She is a great example of someone who undercuts all their collective boss-class bullshit about how lefties may not think they’re warm and fuzzy but they create jobs and keep the economy running; Dolly Parton was a massive job creator and businesswoman who also managed to not be psychotically evil
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Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry did a wonderful interview with the Academy Museum before he passed that all his fans should see. While I understand why he hid away from the world after his stroke, we’re so blessed that he did come back to share a few more laughs before the end. Forever one of my favorite actors. ♥️
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Tim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic Roles
YouTube video by The Academy
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So I remember years and years ago (pre-YouTube) stumbling across a description of this online and posting it to ILX and @allyzay.bsky.social ended up with a copy of the whole thing and saying this part was even better than described and: true. It's not the season. I don't care. It's time.
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Tim Curry in The Worst Witch
YouTube video by Lex
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the fuck man
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Enjoyed the Spider-Man movie but it should be illegal to underutilize Tramell Tillman like that.
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cmitown @cmitown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The guy who ran onto the court during the Finals to take a selfie with Wemby got banned from every NBA arena for life. There's literally no reason not to do the same to Kanter. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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NBA Finals fan who ran onto court for Wemby selfie arrested, banned
The NBA announced severe consequences for the fan who ran on the court during Game 1 of the NBA Finals for an apparent selfie with Victor Wembanyama.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my favorite fun dolly fact is she would NOT let elvis have the rights to I will always love you BUT she let sophia coppola use it for the Priscilla movie
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's also funny because literally every single person mad about him is just talking about Hamilton, including that stupid cartoon today. Moana, Encanto and In The Heights all exist? He doesn't "write democracy raps"? It's like making Springsteen jokes but exclusively about Nebraska.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This study is a good reminder that building cities where children can thrive means reducing car dependency and designing streets centered around people
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 20/08/2026
This woman and her husband are insane power hungry freaks who belong in a jail cell right next to Seddio. Read Carey’s thread.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sigh. Reminder that this "community garden" was actually a private gallery (on city land!) for over 20 years and only became open to the public when they threatened to take it back
nytimes.com
Mamdani to Abandon Plan to Replace Elizabeth Street Garden With Housing
After more than a decade, the fight over an effort to build affordable housing on the site of a community garden in Manhattan is winding down.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/08/2026
back in the day no one gave a fuck about women's sports at all. we just weren't ready for it. took 6 movies about a dog playing different men's sports before someone finally asked, well what if the dog was a woman and wanted to play women's sports? and it broke everyone's brains
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*hikes up pants old man style* Back in my day, you’d go to the movies and for $5 you would see full-frontal Harvey Keitel unprovoked and without any warning whatsoever. It didn’t take you outta the movie, it WAS the movie. And that’s the way we liked it.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine making a movie about how you’re only allowed to play basketball once a year and then saying you cut out all the shots of people shooting, dribbling or dunking a ball because you didn’t want to see people PLAYING basketball
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Where is that thread about funniest jokes in Christopher Nolan films because actually this is it
Behind the scenes shot on set of Tenet. Christopher Nolan has floppy blonde hair, a suit, and a stupid scarf that looks like the scarves "Christian girl autumn" Instagram girls wore in 2016. To his right is Earth's best looking man, Robert Pattinson, who is in Tenet. His character has floppy blonde hair, a suit, and one of those Instagram girl scarves too. There is no reason his character would dress like this: he wears it in a scene describing the motivation/justification behind what is certainly the most expensive action sequence in the entire movie.
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Reconstruction 3 Enthusiast @squalortoballer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is why flying is bad now. People will say they want full service airlines and wax nostaligic about the golden age of jet travel (when it was unaffordable), but revealed preferences are that people choose the lowest up front price option when spending their own money.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
His entire crime fighting agenda has been "what if there was fun shit to do instead of standing around" but like we won't learn a single lesson
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