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Robert Pattinson fan account/crypto bot. Knicks '26 bb.

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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He comes to our neighborhood kind of a lot so I just assume I'll see him here eventually. We already randomly ran into Kathy Hotchul the other day at a takeout only chicken place. IDK if I can trust her with the pizza issue tbh.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean it sure isn't Mario, who I'm certain eats pizza correctly
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU ARENT WRONG
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My mom's family owns an Italian restaurant. Unclear how I can show my face around now.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why yes I did just say "what the fuck" at a 9 year old #italianpride
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At an Italian restaurant and my son's pizza came out hot AF as it would in a quality establishment and I told him if he wanted to start in without waiting for the cheese to settle just fold the slice so tell me why this boy just ROLLED THE POINT INTO THE CRUST????? Mayor Mamdani help???
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y'all ever think about how it is expected and encouraged for boys and men to expose themselves and piss in some bizarre communal pisspot but showing dick on TV is illegal
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 05/10/2026
I can't quite put my finger on what feels off about all of this attention on an AMC multiplex. It feels like it's being used as a stand-in for resisting change. Where was this energy when Sunshine Cinemas was forced to close? www.instagram.com/p/DeHeRrNNWZX/
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers:
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
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Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been watching them for hours to be clear www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL1WwaLH/
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Everyday is a new opportunity to make Sidney Crosby proud #sidneycrosby #nhl #crosby #pittsburghpenguins #motivation
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just discovered a tiktok account that posts hello diva motivational quotes overlaid on pictures of Sidney Crosby set to a Macklemore song which is probably a sentence that didn't need to be constructed.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean at least that horrible animatronic cat makes sense now
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scheming to keep people out of the bathroom
Two small tuxedo cats in a bathroom
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah I can understand the confusion!
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean they don't use it to perform a colonoscopy if that's your concern
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're also banned from using their phones or going to a library or a park. Probably should just ship all the kids off to space at this point.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brent nobody has done flash mobs like this since 2013
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean I'd recommend watching the ones that are actually good which frankly doesn't include endgame
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was wondering why my yard was bisexually lit. I'm glad I found out about the sunset, by logging into bluesky.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The consequence is Somehow, Robert Downey Jr has returned
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We made a character do something wildly stupid, selfish and wholly out of character established both in the cinematic and comic universes because we are Horny for Hayley Atwell and now there are Consequences.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IDK why but Nathan for You and I Think You Should Leave being back to back is very funny to me.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry someone was mean to you when you vomited on the LIRR heading back to Islip at 2am once but this is a legitimately insane thing to say out loud on gods internet.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
None of this is true?
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You understand the most rabid trump supporters in nyc are literally from here, right? Suburbanites aren't moving to Howard Beach, Bay Ridge, deep Staten Island, etc. The Hasidic community aren't "transplants" either. This is a really weird belief!
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Statistically impossible simply for the fact howard beach exists
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wait how old is he? I went thru this
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So it is fascinating in that a huge portion of me is like "well they based him and Xavier on Israeli politicians so" but also no modern creator has the balls to do that so
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I literally just went thru what you seem to be going thru and my kid specifically says it is his least favorite marvel movie. Not having a concept of sam raimi is a REAL issue with this one I learned lol
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my kid hates this movie btw
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh so the way she is treated in that film is horrible but like they do allow Raimi to do a) body horror b) massacres c) zombies so not gonna lie I do enjoy
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like they gonna have to reboot magneto at some point to be about 9/11 and I don't like that
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goddamnit Roy Thomas
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok I am actually researching some info for him and just learned canonically Jean Grey is from Annandale like a Steely Dan song??? Absolutely incredible how old school Marvel worked. Like if a thing isn't in NYC they just looked at a metro north map. Or perhaps...Nazi Germany. Only options here.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean he watched some "documentary"/investor video today about marvel and I couldn't stop myself from interjecting commentary so. I'm just proud I have raised a son who understands Kevin Feige did NOT do the Scarlet Witch justice and is MAD.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like look kid. Welcome to Marvel. Sometimes the Scarlet Witch has to kill Jean Grey. Sometimes not. Who can say. You have to just accept this.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean I been hearing about it all day in a slightly accusatory manner. Like it's on me.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Son flung open the bedroom door at 7am saying "mommy I gotta tell you something" real upset and here is me prepping to be told he pulled the towel rack out of the wall AGAIN but no, the urgent and upsetting matter was the Scarlet Witch is Magneto's daughter.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is actually the concept of man baseball too
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's grindr, Jerry. He's clearly talking about Glitter.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as a matter of comedy critique, i think the weed wafer company was very intentionally going for porny eroticism. this is not a grover/gould situation.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
Referring to the harm as being caused by LLMs, when it is caused by people, actually serves to exonerate the people as if they did not make explicit decisions.
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think you're actually all that incandescent
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Ally @allyzay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's not an accurate definition; you're thinking of epidemic vs pandemic. Endemic can be everywhere; it means it is predictable and manageable. The issue during transition is defining predictable and manageable.
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