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All Killer No Phil-ler

@allkillnophil.bsky.social
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Tottenham Hotspur, video games, wrasslin' and tomfoolery. Born to eat big dinners. One of Bart's People. Expat from COYS Twitter

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season
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Chris Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 28/09/2026
If you've not seen it, or don't know who Pac is, here is one of the greatest and funniest matches of all time. And as great a wrestler as he was, it seems like he was even more loved as a person. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0?...
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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NIRVANA NEVERMIND
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THFC January transfer strategy leaked:
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Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well looking at the bit he's sharpening, no wonder we're in so much trouble
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're in big trouble this season. Every team knows that we have a soft underbelly that is exposed if we don't score first. Last 2 seasons were the test runs - this is the season that teams will play out of their skins to send us down.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh look even Coventry managed to win AND keep a clean sheet in the same game
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The green shoots were Japanese Knotweed
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Gareth Davies @garethtbij.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you’re in poor form or low on confidence there has been no team in the history of football more obliging than Tottenham Hotspur
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is worse than Ramos
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are relegation fodder, baby
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are relegation fodder, baby
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Peter Pan vs. Captain Hook's Crocodile
ALT: Peter Pan vs. Captain Hook's Crocodile
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs play today.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This just in from our dehumanising cult correspondent. All of this, and the last 10 years of unravelling hatred, because Cameron was scared of losing face in front of his playground rival Johnson and wanted to look in charge. Thanks a lot, Eton, it's all on you.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
12 days on from this and it's still not fun.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Having Sugar Puffs for breakfast at my Grandma and Grandpa's when I stayed over was the absolute best. Then there were times when they only had Puffed Wheat as the cereal option and it was the absolute worst.
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… Thanks, I Speight it… @speight88.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unai Emery being all suave with his 1 goal and one point, wooing the office lady.

Evil Chirpy attempts to be similarly suave with his 0 goals 2 points, but is rightfully prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Didn't watch the game but this doesn't look good
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spurs play today
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Re: last RT, for the benefit of anyone without Instagram…
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11/09/2026
But, yes, let's ban teenagers from the internet.
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nimbys remained unmatched
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 09/09/2026
 What I couldn't work out  was how he'd managed to make  another man pregnant.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have made plenty of dreadful predictions about Spurs transfers over the years so I'm just going to keep my powder dry about this summer. I just want football to be fun again.
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Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 30/08/2026
Will Ospreay defeated Kenny Omega to win the AEW World Championship at #AEWAllIn in London! That was an excellent pay-per-view and fantastic main event! Thoughts on the show?
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wrestling fucking rules #AEWAllIn
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We watched The Whisper Man tonight and it was fucking dreadful. So with that, plus our shite and whatever my daughter had on the TV today I haven't watched anything good
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nottingham Forest away next. That is a dreadful fixture to try and get something from.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tbh us being awful at home serves us right for knocking down the old place after going unbeaten there.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every single Premier League team knows that they can have us
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/08/2026
the Odyssey: really good! also a solid demonstration of ‘the Greek gods are assholes’ “we’re going to strand you here until you run out of food and eat the sacred cattle” “okay now we’re going to kill you for eating the sacred cattle”
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
See also: people who give poor satisfaction scores to customer service agents for things that were nothing to do with that person
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Thoughts and prayers with the bin men this morning.
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Family Guy: It's Raining Sideways
Alt: Family Guy: It's Raining Sideways
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A comfortable win with a strong team on the pitch was important tonight. There are a lot of wrongs to right from recent years and making sure that we're good at home is the first one.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Proper Chelsea player (derogatory)
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spider Man understood the assignment. Nazi Jake Lang showed up outside Minneapolis City Hall for a racist rally, standing in the back of a truck holding a sign with the N-word on it. Then Spider-Man climbed onto the truck, grabbed the sign and punched the fucking Nazi. Antifa Spidey 🕸️
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They are going to win the league by 20 points this year but I still would consider it an embarrassment to support them
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Panic! At The Stadium
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can't believe that FFP has done this to Villa
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That was shit but I've seen worse. No need for panic stations.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Aaaaaaaaand that's my optimism gone
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Steve Emmo @steveemmo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Spurs play today
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Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck: We're Back, It's Over!
ALT: Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck: We're Back, It's Over!
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Spurs play today:
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The El Dude Brothers: Jeremy and Mark in Peep Show
ALT: The El Dude Brothers: Jeremy and Mark in Peep Show
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