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Currently being followed around and tormented by a handful of small fruit flies in my home. I have to imagine that this is some kind of payback for that time I accidentally killed a test tube full of Drosophila melanogaster in my undergraduate lab practical two decades ago

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve been wondering if we are going to get some kind of big drug scandal in the premier league at some point but I suppose financial doping has always been much more their style

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So now, reading the statement, it seems to me that the premier league has officially confirmed that Pep is a fraud. Also seen some reports he may not have a full head of hair.

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Steve Emmo @steveemmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All these people demanding City get kicked out of the league. Why should we get punished too. Thats 6 points we need to finish 17th. Their punishment should be to play us every week

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Made the mistake of adding milk from the office fridge to the coffee I brought from home only to realise too late that the “milk” is practically cheese at this point. Tuesday has started well.

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It doesn’t matter how much curry I have had, I can always eat another poppadom

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pfft I can’t see the Expanse on this list

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

City are going to be devastated in 3 years when their appeal fails and they are fined £10m and have a suspended 15 point deduction. 🙄

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love it when the bus driver has left the vehicle and everyone automatically thanks an empty seat

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming P-

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I remember we had someone reading Avril Lavigne lyrics line by line and giving them unnecessarily deep meaning. They must have been pushing something religious, because I think they then handed out pocket bibles. Fair to say I wasn’t paying much attention.

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The irony that I went to share this in WhatsApp and was offered to “Restyle with AI”

Image shows WhatsApp offering to Restyle with AI

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The dog came and rested his head on me at the end of that match. He is now snoring. I’m feeling kind of relaxed now. Strongly recommend it as a therapy

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ref cam is such a rubbish gimmick

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh Spurs. I just hate you so much sometimes.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 20/12/2025

The thing about supporting Spurs is, it's just awful

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think my hypothetical Mulder has a point

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mulder: It’s an ancient alien curse and government conspiracy Scully: or maybe Tottenham Hotspur are just run by incompetent people and don’t have enough good players

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Has a top flight team ever gone a whole season without scoring?

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not sure we need running updates on exactly how long it’s been since spurs last scored, but thanks anyway TNT sports

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Somehow still looking forward to Spurs playing today. COYS!

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This sock thief thinks that putting laundry in the washing machine is a fun game that should take half an hour

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This was a really interesting read. As someone who enjoyed these books I was sad to hear how difficult a time the author had while trying to complete the trilogy.

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This just makes me so unbelievably angry

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What a fucking world where I find myself writing letters like this to my MP.

Letter to my MP:

Dear Fleur Anderson,

I am writing regarding the shocking scenes of masked far-right thugs blocking ports in Dover and, somehow more shockingly, forcing a Portsmouth RNLI station to close.

These scenes are horrific. Equally horrific is the rhetoric from some MPs and the press that these people have "reasonable concerns".

Just Stop Oil protestors have been swiftly stopped and arrested. The crux of their campaign is to ensure that the planet remains in a condition that is livable for humans. The existential threat of climate change is one of the most reasonable concerns one can imagine. Yet they were arrested and decried in the press.

Protestors opposing the genocide in Gaza have been equally swiftly arrested, with some even being proscribed as terrorist organisations. For opposing an ongoing genocide that has killed over 69,000 people - including 17,000 children - according to The British Red Cross. Stopping this appalling violence is another incredibly reasonable concern. Yet they are arrested and decried in the press, while others are proscribed as terrorists.

Preventing saving the lives of desperate people fleeing unsafe conditions is in no way a reasonable concern, yet MPs and the press talk about these masked thugs, preventing lives from being saved and swarming areas of key infrastructure, as having reasonable concerns. This is a shocking stain on this country.

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$Letter continues: Migration is a net good for the country, even before you take into account the ageing workforce. The anti-migrant rhetoric comes from dangerous and violent men, and is spurred on by a press that thrives on outrage. All human lives have equal value. Anyone preventing a lifeboat station - a lifeboat station! - from operating and saving human lives should be arrested and charged far more quickly than an elderly vicar sitting quietly and holding a sign. I urge you to use your power as an MP to speak out on this. To call these balaclava-wearing men what they are: violent, masked thugs who speak only for a tiny, hateful minority. These are not reasonable concerns of patriots. These are the words and deeds of vicious people who want to fracture this country. By way of reply, please confirm that you will raise this issue in parliament, and use your power to speak out against this disturbing rise of fascist violence. Yours sincerely, Guy Kelly$

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Argh come on Tottenham ffs score a goal

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Everton are basically wearing camouflage. A bunch of disembodied heads and feet floating around

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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Can I get from Tottenham to Nottingham using only public bus services? Yes.

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Silo is some great television. Apple TV has a such a ridiculously high standard.

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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can I get from Tottenham to Nottingham using only public bus services?

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My favourite thing about following these two at the same time is that musical possums get sound effects @bigbenclock.bsky.social @possumeveryhour.io

A screen shot of my feed. Bottom post is a possum sitting on a piano. Just above it is a Big Ben account that says “BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG”

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Bobbie a Spurs supporter?

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m not going to get too worked up about a couple of poor results at the start of the season. A manager that can pull Spurs out of last season’s free fall has earned some benefit of the doubt from me. Disappointed nonetheless.

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