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All Killer No Phil-ler

@allkillnophil.bsky.social
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Tottenham Hotspur, video games, wrasslin' and tomfoolery. Born to eat big dinners. One of Bart's People. Expat from COYS Twitter

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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19h
A wildcard draft would be super useful please - I threw this together at the start of the break and I want to see if we come up with something similar (I don't pick Arsenal players on principle...)
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19h
Film and TV chat? Come on, we all know that there's nothing else Tottenham related to talk about 😂
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah don't read it on public transport - you'll be turning it around constantly 😂
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've had a look down my list on Goodreads to jog my memory and Nod by Adrian Barnes came up. It's essentially "what if a sizeable majority of the world's population were simply never able to sleep again and then developed psychosis after a week of insomnia?"
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I found House Of Leaves genuinely disturbing to read and it tops the list for me for fiction. But scary in a jump scare sense? I don't think that books can ever be that way
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you are shitty to people working in customer service then I will judge the entirety of your moral character and I will be 100% correct.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No joke answer of Gedson Fernandes from what I can see. This place is falling apart.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep same here
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First time that I've watched the women's team this year and this happens
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ferdinand
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sense of gentle, convivial good-humour that one can enjoy with the well attuned kebab shop boss-man is worth its weight in gold
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By a whisker it's Defoe for me - he was better for longer and in hindsight we were silly for wishing for better
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't remember if it was this exact model but it's the one that slid up and down. Basically a fidget spinner before they became a thing
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not even allowed to say Christmas THESE DAYS
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 28/09/2026
If you've not seen it, or don't know who Pac is, here is one of the greatest and funniest matches of all time. And as great a wrestler as he was, it seems like he was even more loved as a person. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0?...
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listened to the LOTR audiobook read by Andy Serkis out loud and got strange looks from the wife when she overheard his chapters
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You got the Dele FA Cup goals mixed up - the one that I talked about against Chelsea was from the peach of an Eriksen pass and the floss celebration was from against Man U in the semi-final the season afterwards...unless I've Mandela Effected myself?
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His goal that I celebrated the most was the second equaliser against Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-final 2017. I remember thinking in that moment that the trophy had our name on it that year. Alas, no...
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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NIRVANA NEVERMIND
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is there precedent on starting poorly after a poor season?
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THFC January transfer strategy leaked:
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's also wearing the wrong kit. Can't even rely on him to dress himself properly ffs
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He'll cut his hand doing it that way and be out for 6-8 weeks again
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Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well looking at the bit he's sharpening, no wonder we're in so much trouble
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did not see Schade being my MVP this week on a Free Hit
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Baby #2 is due on 3rd November. Will we have won a league game by then? I certainly wouldn't bet on it. At least he will give me a good reason to tune out of this nonsense club.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I said a few weeks ago that I just want to enjoy football and I'm struggling already. I look at so many other teams in this league with envy - they have good players that the fans love and they play in an attractive way. We just watch bags of meat and organs in £100 Nike shirts struggle to score.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't really care if RDZ stays or goes now tbh. The poor start, the Richarlison issue, the Mudryk deal and the ousting of promising players - on each of these I sided with him, but taken as a whole it's not a good look.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're in big trouble this season. Every team knows that we have a soft underbelly that is exposed if we don't score first. Last 2 seasons were the test runs - this is the season that teams will play out of their skins to send us down.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh look even Coventry managed to win AND keep a clean sheet in the same game
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The green shoots were Japanese Knotweed
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Gareth Davies @garethtbij.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you’re in poor form or low on confidence there has been no team in the history of football more obliging than Tottenham Hotspur
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is worse than Ramos
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are relegation fodder, baby
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are relegation fodder, baby
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What would be the best Free Hit team for this week?
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Peter Pan vs. Captain Hook's Crocodile
ALT: Peter Pan vs. Captain Hook's Crocodile
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remaining in the Premier League?
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I reckon that I'm 2nd
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs play today.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This just in from our dehumanising cult correspondent. All of this, and the last 10 years of unravelling hatred, because Cameron was scared of losing face in front of his playground rival Johnson and wanted to look in charge. Thanks a lot, Eton, it's all on you.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
12 days on from this and it's still not fun.
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All Killer No Phil-ler @allkillnophil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Having Sugar Puffs for breakfast at my Grandma and Grandpa's when I stayed over was the absolute best. Then there were times when they only had Puffed Wheat as the cereal option and it was the absolute worst.
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