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Allison Ketchell

@allisonketchell.bsky.social
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Writer & editor in my crone era / knitter / culinary dabbler / mom to humans, cats, dogs, bunnies, crows / she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If AI was real, it would be able to tell the difference between adding an emoji to your name, and an attempt to impersonate the FBI.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All of this. I also want to add that, in my research, I found that a lot of “inconsistencies” in a victim’s story actually came from gender bias affecting investigators’ record keeping and interview methods.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIL there’s a fish that lives in the lowest depths of the Congo River that has stunted growth, no color pigment, and no eyes. And locally it’s called “mondeli bureau,” which translates to “white man in an office” LMAO
A very small blind pasty white yellowish fish in the palm of someone’s hand. Lamprologus lethops, a fish that lives in the lower Congo River, is pale and blind like fish that dwell in caves deep underwater.
(Image credit: Courtesy of Melanie Stiassny)
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The asshole who tried to steal our Pride flags was successful last night. I’ve ordered replacements and I’m googling “how to booby trap a flagpole” which I guess shows premeditation or whatever oops
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage. There was no answer.
Toad dances on the stage, a marvelous performer.

From "The Dream"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Per my last tablet
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rike @rikedraws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
caution! scary!!! — #repostaghost #aughost2026 #kleinekunstklasse #öhrchen #fromcurtiswithlove 🤍
an ink drawing of curtis and a tiny door with a sign saying: do not opensame drawing, the door is open and a speechbubble is coming out of it with öhrchen on it, holding a sign saying: BOO
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Space Cowboy Books @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you are using AI/LLM you are not part of our community. We write. You push buttons trying to make a quick buck. That makes you a scammer not an artist.
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Thierry St-Laurent Dion @tstld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Study of a tentacle Graphite, charcoal and white acrylic on paper #art #nature #sciart
Study of a tentacle made with graphite, charcoal and white acrylic on paper.
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just said “I’ve had it with these motherfucking ants in my motherfucking kitchen” in my Samuel L Jackson voice so I may be losing it, though in my defense it was 4:30 in the morning and I’d already cleaned up dog barf when I found the ants
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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.
A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 24/07/2026
why is he building a shelter if there's a perfectly good log cabin behind them
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Woke up at 4 to the sound of a dog barfing, how’s everyone else doing
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Rosewind @rosewind.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of my favourite reviews of “Platform Decay” by @marthawells.com 😂😂😂 No spoilers!
Tumblr post from shrubfriend:

I love you Martha Wells. I Love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.
#the murderbot diaries #platform decay
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026
Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In the surprisingly busy waiting room at the lab. Older white lady approaches a cop to say “thank you for your service” solemnly, like this dude personally stormed the beaches at Normandy. I did not mean to make a face out loud but I’m pretty sure I did
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 13/07/2026
Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!
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The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How I learned that Spouse is teaching summer school this year: asked what he was up to today and he said “I start teaching today” and when I stared blankly at him because the term doesn’t start until after Labor Day he said, “summer school starts today”
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Lol @loltype.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in my defence the stick man looks like he’s having the time of his life there
A sign in front of some old ruins that reads “for safety and protection - Do NOT climb on this Ancient Monument’ with an icon of a stick person, arms outstretched, balancing on a crumbling bridge or wall inside a red circle with a diagonal line through it
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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Death at the claw machine.

Lindsey Graham? Is Mitch even in this thing?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My wife woke me up with, “Lindsey Graham died.” Me in my groggy state, “Oh they finally announced it.” Her, “No, LINDSEY GRAHAM.” That woke me up.
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
girlhood is everywhere for those with the eyes to see 🥹💜
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Saying “women and girls” is crone erasure
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is from the new WH report on the Smithsonian’s Museum of American History, calling for what the museum *should* say about slavery and human rights. One question: those 750,000 people who died in the Civil War to end slavery… who killed them? And why?
It should tell the story of how the colonies inherited slavery from both global and European slaving practices, but also how the words, actions, and ideas of America's Founders helped spark a worldwide movement that ultimately ended slavery. It should tell the story of how at least eight American colonies passed or attempted to pass laws to either tax or severely limit the importation of slaves before the Revolutionary War, only to be forced by the British Crown to continue it. It should tell the story of how 750,000 Americans died in the Civil War. It should tell the story of how Americans came to reject Jim Crow and segregation, backing a colorblind standard derived from America's founding documents. In short, it should tell the story of the birth of America and how the United States, because of the principles enshrined in the Declaration of Independence and upheld in the Constitution, has done more to advance and secure fundamental rights than any other nation in the world.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Neal continues his war on bollards.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/07/2026
In ‘terrible but also funny’ news, the state of Florida is currently beefing with… An Coimisiún Le Rincí Gaelacha, aka the world’s largest and oldest governing body for Irish Dance because the NA championships are being held in Orlando and CLRG refuses to ban trans girls from competing as girls
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Black Panther Party was way ahead of the curve back then and the message still applies today
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/07/2026
great year for medievalists; first you’ve got a tyrant starting shit with the Pope and now we have a full blown schism
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Buckle up, this is going to get interesting (I’m Extremely Not Catholic but Claire is my go-to for Catholic Drama and this is not just grab-the-popcorn drama, this has Implications)
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Sluagh Sith @dsidhe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Your annual reminder that if a fire truck goes by with siren blaring, it means they are busy with someone else's accidental fireworks blaze, and you should probably take a break for half an hour so they'll be available when your fireworks set your house on fire.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’
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Adia Benton @ethnography911.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/06/2026
apparently the bassist for the Oregon Symphony wore a shark costume for their performance of the Jaws score, you love to see it www.reddit.com/r/Portland/c...
photo of a symphony orchestra in concert, only the double bass player is in an inflatable shark costume
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now, now... hang on a second. I'm intrigued! Say more, tiny particle.
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well, that’s rather on the nose
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 23/06/2026
There's a whole thing where people don't want to show their kids faces online so they're trying different ways to obscure the identity of a kid but still have them in the video. Frequently people only show a kid from the back or put an emoji over their face. The latest option is Void Child
Screenshot from a video. A video of a toddler dancing has masked a brown gradient over the shape of the toddler, giving the effect of a brown dancing shadow in a living room.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
More than 2000 years ago the Roman statesman Marcus Tullius Cicero wrote in a letter to a friend, 'Si hortum in bibliotheca habes, deerit nihil' which means: 'If you have a garden in your library, everything will be complete.'
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
”Juneteenth Has Always Been About Black Liberation” by Kaitlyn Greenidge for Harper’s Bazaar. An oral history, as told by members of the Winston-Salem Chapter of The Black Panther Party. www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/feat...
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Juneteenth Has Always Been About Black Liberation
Power to the People, Y’all, a documentary about the Black Panther Party in North Carolina, explores what that means in practice
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LA Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Vacation on Planet Glor: because quicksand isn't as scary as this reflecting pool. Www.laguettler.com Hand job courtesy of @poulsens.eurosky.social
The algae- choked reflecting pool in Washington DC with a hand holding the book Vacation on Planet Glor in the foreground
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Jay Moschella @jaymoschella.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist.
Published by the Boston businessman and abolitionist John Murray Forbes, in consultation with Charles Sumner. Their tiny form is part of their storyTruly miniature (hand for scale) these could fit in pockets and be easily tucked away. Though they were apparently printed in great numbers, very few survive today. Now Boston Public Library m.2026.59.
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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1915 Washington Post calls Stegasaurus a grotesque freak
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"name a movie that's better than the book I dare you" Muppet Christmas Carol. next
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Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Come on guys, we can do better, we’re not making these people feel stupid enough
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You see someone stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. You see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t. It’s not that hard.
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