Reposted by Allison KetchellPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If AI was real, it would be able to tell the difference between adding an emoji to your name, and an attempt to impersonate the FBI. 518018
Reposted by Allison KetchellNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All of this. I also want to add that, in my research, I found that a lot of “inconsistencies” in a victim’s story actually came from gender bias affecting investigators’ record keeping and interview methods. 71634422
Reposted by Allison KetchellErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026TIL there’s a fish that lives in the lowest depths of the Congo River that has stunted growth, no color pigment, and no eyes. And locally it’s called “mondeli bureau,” which translates to “white man in an office” LMAO 111139198
Reposted by Allison KetchellTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120403123
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The asshole who tried to steal our Pride flags was successful last night. I’ve ordered replacements and I’m googling “how to booby trap a flagpole” which I guess shows premeditation or whatever oops 010
Reposted by Allison KetchellFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage. There was no answer. 130754
Reposted by Allison KetchellThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Per my last tablet 452572322
Reposted by Allison Ketchellrike @rikedraws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026caution! scary!!! — #repostaghost #aughost2026 #kleinekunstklasse #öhrchen #fromcurtiswithlove 🤍 38720
Reposted by Allison KetchellSpace Cowboy Books @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you are using AI/LLM you are not part of our community. We write. You push buttons trying to make a quick buck. That makes you a scammer not an artist. 18220
Reposted by Allison KetchellThierry St-Laurent Dion @tstld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Study of a tentacle Graphite, charcoal and white acrylic on paper #art #nature #sciart 629059
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just said “I’ve had it with these motherfucking ants in my motherfucking kitchen” in my Samuel L Jackson voice so I may be losing it, though in my defense it was 4:30 in the morning and I’d already cleaned up dog barf when I found the ants 030
Reposted by Allison KetchellMichael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy. 673670673
Reposted by Allison KetchellSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 24/07/2026why is he building a shelter if there's a perfectly good log cabin behind them 3923027
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In completely unrelated news I just realized I was humming a scrap of music from Les Miserables 010
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Woke up at 4 to the sound of a dog barfing, how’s everyone else doing 110
Reposted by Allison KetchellRosewind @rosewind.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One of my favourite reviews of “Platform Decay” by @marthawells.com 😂😂😂 No spoilers! 434955
Reposted by Allison Ketchell👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell 603934832
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026In the surprisingly busy waiting room at the lab. Older white lady approaches a cop to say “thank you for your service” solemnly, like this dude personally stormed the beaches at Normandy. I did not mean to make a face out loud but I’m pretty sure I did 020
Reposted by Allison KetchellPetergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 13/07/2026Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!futurism.comThe Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in PublicMeta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home. 1280912511
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026How I learned that Spouse is teaching summer school this year: asked what he was up to today and he said “I start teaching today” and when I stared blankly at him because the term doesn’t start until after Labor Day he said, “summer school starts today” 020
Reposted by Allison KetchellLol @loltype.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in my defence the stick man looks like he’s having the time of his life there 1909148
Reposted by Allison KetchellSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My wife woke me up with, “Lindsey Graham died.” Me in my groggy state, “Oh they finally announced it.” Her, “No, LINDSEY GRAHAM.” That woke me up. 67126087
Reposted by Allison KetchellJulia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026girlhood is everywhere for those with the eyes to see 🥹💜 264248484
Reposted by Allison KetchellNatasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh. 1773931793
Reposted by Allison Ketchelledeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Saying “women and girls” is crone erasure 19820
Reposted by Allison KetchellPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is from the new WH report on the Smithsonian’s Museum of American History, calling for what the museum *should* say about slavery and human rights. One question: those 750,000 people who died in the Civil War to end slavery… who killed them? And why? 5240882
Reposted by Allison KetchellCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285088730
Reposted by Allison KetchellAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204035083
Reposted by Allison KetchellRob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Neal continues his war on bollards. 1533316676
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Does RFKJ not believe water is necessary for human survival? 220
Reposted by Allison Ketchell👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/07/2026In ‘terrible but also funny’ news, the state of Florida is currently beefing with… An Coimisiún Le Rincí Gaelacha, aka the world’s largest and oldest governing body for Irish Dance because the NA championships are being held in Orlando and CLRG refuses to ban trans girls from competing as girls 382218531
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Absolutely wild. I indulged in a little chuckle that Benedict is probably rolling in his grave since he un-excommunicated these wankers 110
Reposted by Allison KetchellChico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The Black Panther Party was way ahead of the curve back then and the message still applies today 4258101
Reposted by Allison Ketchell👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/07/2026great year for medievalists; first you’ve got a tyrant starting shit with the Pope and now we have a full blown schism 26877170
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Buckle up, this is going to get interesting (I’m Extremely Not Catholic but Claire is my go-to for Catholic Drama and this is not just grab-the-popcorn drama, this has Implications) 110
Reposted by Allison KetchellSluagh Sith @dsidhe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Your annual reminder that if a fire truck goes by with siren blaring, it means they are busy with someone else's accidental fireworks blaze, and you should probably take a break for half an hour so they'll be available when your fireworks set your house on fire. 142
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Is it a coincidence that he looks like AI aged down McConnell? 🤔 010
Reposted by Allison KetchellJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’ 51445524
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Loved one: *asks an offhand question* Me: *googles for three hours, sends summary of current research on question with peer-reviewed links* Apparently some people just send flowers or chocolates to say “I love you”? 110
Allison Ketchell @allisonketchell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I wonder this about myself every day! (Btw, your behavior here seems totally normal to me and not weird at all) 110