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Aliya Vasylenko

@aliyav.bsky.social
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Bisexual bookworm, she/her

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's honestly lovely to see someone being so positive about modern life.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Aliya Vasylenko @aliyav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9 games that shaped who I am
The 9 games that shaped who I am: The Sims, The Secret of Monkey Island, Hello Kitty Island Adventure, Grim Fandango, Touch Detective, Hatoful Boyfriend, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, Evil Under The Sun
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pervert Labubu
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god
veiny sweet potato ding dong
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Bard Of The Revolution @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where’s his fucking Poppy?!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
A Brisbane butcher has been asked to stop selling "pork swords" after a shopper complained about his window display.

The $4.50 sausage creations were deemed inappropriate for a family shopping centre.

He has removed them from view and put up a large sign reading: "Please ask to see my pork sword."

[Photo of a butcher's display case containing a metal tray of sausages shaped like swords.]
PORK
SWORDS
$4.50 each
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P@ @harshrealmm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The New York Action Figures
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 27/09/2026
“Is it cheating to get married in stardew valley” the greatest thread in the history of threads locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Is it considered cheating if my husband has a wife on Stardew Valley?
He keeps getting excited when she feeds his farm animals and waters his crops for him...
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nazis don't want you to remember their crimes
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/09/2026
Indian oil and gas heir made professor of sustainability at Newcastle University
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Indian oil and gas heir made professor of sustainability at Newcastle University
Incredulity over role for Anant Ambani, son of India’s richest person, who also runs a controversial mega-zoo Newcastle University is facing a backlash from conservationists over the appointment of the heir to an Indian oil and gas fortune who runs a controversial mega-zoo as a professor of sustainability. The university announced that Anant Ambani had been given a professorship of practice for “his work in conservation, biodiversity protection, animal welfare, and environmental stewardship” and “significant contributions to advancing a more sustainable future”. Continue reading...
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The sunny side of Franz Kafka @amschelkavka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll wait for you Wednesday, in front of the hotel. Please don’t surprise me by coming up from the side or from behind. Franz Kafka, 1920.
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Michael Bench-Dracula @mikebenchcapon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly thought this was a picture of a big art installation on the side of a building
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Babe, come over, I’m using fragments of The True Cross as cocktail sticks to make a cheese & pineapple hedgehog
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Dr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Cancer4allH
5 years ago
I logged in just to comment about the fridge door just to see there are many concerned citizens who have already.
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ReplyLilylezsmoke
4 years ago
It bothered me when it was open but also, she's eating ice-cream from the freezer, but the fridge is open instead
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Fr like turn on the fucking ac if it's that hot
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4 years ago
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Right? Are they trying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood??
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They are not taking care of the environment.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
unironically this is a harbinger of our cultural victory
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
Bruh can you imagine
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 20/09/2026
My favorite thing about Poirot is how Inspector Japps, Poirot, and Hastings are always going on little dates together.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Joey (@joeygllghr) on Twitter:

"when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR"
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Ron Iver (@ronnui_) on Twitter: "Why do long meetings exist? You're telling me that the 90 minutes it took for you to give a rundown is the same 90 minutes it took Shrek to take down the monarchy AND learn to dissolve his emotional barriers so he could welcome people into his life?"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Art by Georges Louis Leclerc Buffon, (1707 - 1788)
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I never hurt when I hit, except when I hit a whale or something of that sort
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Dougie Lord @dougieshroom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If this was just stop oil or Palestine action they'd be charged with terrorism. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action
RNLI facility had been targeted by activists trying to stop asylum seekers landing in boats from the Channel
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just when you think Farage & Reform can’t sink lower, they show there’s no limit to how low they’ll go by releasing a Small Boats Game App with £5,000 price to the highest scorer Turning women, children & men losing their lives drowning into fun in a game for sick, cruel, evil, racist b*stards 😡
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Fury as Reform UK launch small boats mobile ‘game’
Reform launches mobile game amid questions over party’s £72 million donations
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Michael Bench-Dracula @mikebenchcapon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sonnet on a subject I've been wanting to tackle for a while
Bald Spot

When I was born I had no hair
You, consequently, were not there
You are a hole, and
Holes must be holes in something

In time my hair came through, and when it did
It came through all over my infant head 
So when infant me got used to his body
He didn't get used to you

You are so close to my brain
The seat of my soul
And yet I am rarely aware of you
You feel downy, not smooth
And hide in a place I almost never see
Except in that one shop with its CCTV
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*dies at the base of a hill* Shit.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
exceeding slipperiness
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JP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie Forever!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My emotional stability (the aall) supported by two bollards whkxh say a little treat and a second treat
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Hauntit Quine 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JK Rowling putting up a disclaimer about having mold in her castle in the FAQs section of her website is satisfying. She was so bothered about the mold she learned how to blur her backgrounds, now this. Bullies are such pathetic creatures.
1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic? ^

2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled? ^

3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer? ^

4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted in the recent Amnesty International report? ^

5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic? ^

6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files? ^

7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house? ^
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/09/2026
Many asylum seekers removed from UK to France arrive injured, charity health service finds
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Many asylum seekers removed from UK to France arrive injured, charity health service finds
Samusocial de Paris documents signs of violence after detention and transfer under ‘one in one out’ scheme Multiple injuries including bruising and fractures have been documented by a health service supporting people returned to France under the controversial “one in, one out” scheme. The pilot scheme, which the French call “one for one”, involves one asylum seeker who crosses the Channel in a small boat being returned to France in return for another in northern France being legally brought to the UK to claim asylum. The scheme is due to end on 1 October. Continue reading...
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fool me once. Yeah. Like that. Fool me twice. Oooh. Yes. Again! Slower.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 14/09/2026
I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just a disappointed scientist.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we are the children of the hamburgers you could not help
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 12/09/2026
Hey everyone, how do we feel about portents and omens? They're not real, right? Like they can be safely ignored, even hubristically scoffed at and mocked, yeah?
Graffiti and some recently laid sidewalk that reads RIP RYAN
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