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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 19h
Not ok computer. Not ok.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis.bsky.social · 23h
Pre-orders will really help support the financial load producing our first print edition of @pelliclemag.com, so if you're able to order ahead of publication we'd really appreciate. I'm also taking wholesale orders, so drop me a line if you'd like to stock it! www.pelliclemag.com/shop/pellicl...
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Pellicle — Issue 1: Joy — Pellicle
Pellicle is proud to present our very first print magazine. The inaugural, full-length issue features interviews, essays, long reads, short humour pieces, and much more, all centred on the topic of jo...
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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what did you think it was, 16 floors of executives taking phone calls like "tell brady on 9 it's still salt", "johnson I need those figures on the salt" what
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Probably the prettiest apple we had at the tasting is Blue Pearmain. They look like watercolor paintings in person. Tasty too--a bit like King, but denser and better keepers.
A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches and a pale bluish bloom. A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches, darker red striped and a pale bluish bloom.
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
One apple I didn't get for the tastings (didn't get out to the right orchard in time) that's also wonderful is Esopus Spitzenburg. Before we identified it we called these "everlasting" since they keep really well. Nice flavor fresh, good keeper, probably great as cider too.
A long striped yellow apple held up in front of cut apples. It is wider at the stem end, has many red striped and speckles and one patch of brown scab. The stem is greenish brown, fleshy, and thicker at the top.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 16h
Some snicky snacks (girl & boy dinner but, not dinner? just snacks? dinner is later?) feat. homemade beer mustard, smoked almonds, flax crackers, and chard stem pickles, plus black pepper Carrs, cut-up pepperoni snack sticks, olives, swiss, and leek+morel jack cheese from Costco ($5, holla!). 🍽️ 🧀🪤
two small snack plates with sliced cheese, almonds, crackers, bite size pieces of pepperoni snack sticks, a few black olives, a dollop of mustard, and pickled chard stalks. In the background are bowls of green and yellow tomatoes and some dried coriander seeds from my balcony cilantro plants.
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Michael Mock (he/him) @mockwriting.bsky.social · 18h
Also, humans need to gather and process information. (I spent most of the afternoon digging through a bunch of business rules to see how a set of workflows were set up, and frankly I should have done it sooner. That department is a mess. But this is how you exercise your brain.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
The Ancient Romans knew this, that’s why the assigned a slave to whisper “Remember, you are mortal”. Hubris that is reinforced and praised becomes malignant, and the more reinforcement, the worse it gets.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, I’d put it in the same type of brain damage wealth causes. Humans need to be argued with, we need to have our bad ideas challenged, and when wealth makes that go away, it makes us worse humans. The bots literally not only do not challenge, they praise and promote any kind of nonsense.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
(The prophylaxis is to keep coding. Keep doing the work. Keep evaluating by hand, keep learning. And if you didn’t love the work to start, get the fuck out now.)
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
If we had a food or a supplement or a medication that caused cognitive erosion at this rate, it would be so quickly pulled from the market it would make a Looney Tunes Whoosh sound. If it was a toy or a piece of gear that caused brain damage, likewise. But it’s a literal digital communicable virus.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
Let’s be clear: we have both wide-spread anecdotal & data driven, research level analysis that LLM use erodes cognitive skills faster than Alzheimer’s. Using it is literally bad for your brain, and bad for your ability to learn and retain new information. As a public health matter? It’s horrifying.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 18h
Nah, it actually sucks at the user level. I live with someone forced to use it, whose coworkers have become progressively less able at their jobs, less able to communicate effectively, less moral, less ethical, more paranoid, and it links directly to the C-suite’s (not-yet homicidal) AI psychosis.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 21h
This is huge: a judge ruled a Flock search was 'indiscriminate mass surveillance' and unconstitutional. Says the search by a cop, who did it because a passing car had a plate from a different state, violated the driver's rights. Meaning, Flock should require a warrant www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus fucking motorboating Christ, NO. Fuck off, right to the edge of fucking off, fuck off over that edge, hit the very fucking bottom of fucking off, and then fucking crawl away to die in a fucking corner.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow guys I continue to be correct that Waymo and other robotaxis are inherently anti-urbanist, that they will exacerbate many of the problems presented by cars in our city, that they're an enemy to public transit, and that self-proclaimed urbanists are wrong to support them.
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Molly Fleck @mollyfleck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish Chicago did this. I'm currently trying to get signatures from half my neighbors for a block party permit on Halloween. It's a very frustrating process.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sabrina & Salem 💖
full art version of my cover for Sabrina the Teenage Witch #1 published by Oni Press
Sabrina is depicted sitting on grass, plants behind her, around her are scattered classical teenager stuff, but also a magic book
she's petting Salem who looks delighted
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 02/10/2026
For my European friends, American healthcare in a nutshell: You pay money every month To still pay a bunch of money to doctor Until you’ve paid enough money Then maybe everything is covered (probably not tho) Employers get massive tax breaks for it Everyone hates it Paperwork fucking everywhere
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
must be a jersey giant* *iykyk this is very funny
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one is a keeper... a chocolate buttermilk cake with boiled mocha frosting & toasted pecans. It's a classic Texas sheet cake with a modern twist. No mixer needed, just melt cocoa & butter etc in a pot, mix everything up in a big bowl, stir it, & bake. Use the same pot for the frosting! 🍽️🍜🎂
A sliced chocolate buttermilk sheet cake topped with boiled mocha icing and chopped pecans in a glass pan.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A machine cannot feel pleasure! A human, anticipating what they might or might not want to eat & how those choices affect the animal nature of your being, CAN. I love making grocery lists! Sure, sometimes it's annoying but so is being alive. I don't want a LLM to do it for me.
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𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚎 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 28/09/2026
“Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym." —Bill Nye, Science Guy.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just live life and stop trying to optimize and lifehack everything FFS At minimum stop trying to convince the rest of us this is the way to live
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never in my life has creating a grocery list felt like a burden, and you should absolutely not be using an LLM to "reach out to contractors" or giving it access to your Google account Have these people considered being human?
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VenetiaJane’s Garden @venetiajane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you plan to pick blackberries, hurry! Tomorrow, 29th September, is Michaelmas, the feast of St Michael the Archangel, who cast the Devil from Heaven. Folklore says the Devil fell into a blackberry bush and, in revenge, spits or stamps on its berries each Michaelmas, evermore.
Split image. Left, “Saint Michael and the Dragon”, a medieval illumination by the Master of Sir John Fastolf from a Book of Hours, c.1430–1440, showing the haloed archangel in red and gold armour standing over a black winged dragon (the devil) and piercing it with a lance. Right, a close-up photograph of a bramble laden with blackberries at different stages of ripening, from pale green and pink to glossy black.
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why can't THIS be the universal unrealistic female standard?
A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a woman in a witch hat holding a black cat, accompanied by a holiday greeting.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
Nothing is less fun than the kind of "not getting anything done but being 167% committed to not resting either" that comes with adhd
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
Oh OUCH
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Mark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a wonderful story, weaving together historians, hippies, old apple tree fanatics and DNA sequencers to reveal how French immigrants in Maine brought along one of the ancestors of American apples 🧪
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's up b!tches, it's "ankle length plaid fuzzy wool skirt and pumpkin pie syrup in my coffee" season 🎃 It's all over for you, summer. Might have a little bonfire 🔥 later tonight, or fire up the smoker, or even BOTH (since the mosquitoes haven't gotten the memo & the combo keeps them away better?)
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you guys think is in there
A big ugly facade with a painted sign reading SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
Real question is if I show up to an interview with my "On my way to lick all the crystals at the crystal store" mug of hot coffee, cream no sugar. If they laugh, it's probably a good place to work.
A glittery sticker on a yeti mug
It reads: on my way to lick all the crystals at the crystal store"
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the loss of privacy for adults is the actual intention; they want all our movements linked to our state ID like most moral panics “the kids!” is a bad faith smokescreen for the encroachment the fascists desire
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible audio
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the Bluesky post equivalent of dynamiting fish
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dba copedog @copedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is awesome! You can just venmo Claudio, too, you don't even need to buy tameles. His venmo is @tamaleguy of course
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Josh Eidelson @josheidelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New podcast about our investigation (www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...) into artificial stone silicosis: swap.fm/l/hjLEObgNKY...
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‘Death Sentences’: Crafting America’s Favorite Countertops Is Killing Workers
Hundreds of workers who’ve contracted silicosis are suing the artificial stone industry for billions. While California weighs a ban on fabricating the product, the manufacturers’ defenders in Congress...
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 25/09/2026
did you ever see anything so beautiful?
An ear of Oaxacan green corn, packed tightly with kernels in jewel tones of green, blue, and purple. A couple yellow kernels provide contrast.Three ears of corn laying on a concrete walk, from left to right: Oaxacan green, bright red bloody butcher corn, and a hybridized ear with more rounded kernels in many dark shades of blue and purple, as well as red and yellow. Sweet corn is great and all, but I adore field corn's variety.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Made a big pot of braised venison in ancho-coffee sauce on seasoned rice, with veggie quesadillas and a side salad of cherry tomatoes from our garden, chopped radish, cabbage, & lime. Soooo good. We also had giant burritos filled with this earlier this week, and froze some for later. #foodsky 🍽️🍜🌯🌶️
braised venison in ancho coffee sauce on a bed of rice, with a small side salad of radishes, cabbage, and homegrown cherry tomatoes, on a plate with sliced vegetable quesadillas and a lime wedge. alewyfe.com watermark.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social says, I do believe ZEALOUS MALOPHILE has to go on my business cards. I mean, if I had business cards.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Beerthday to meeee! Restocked the home brewery for next year's brewing & winemaking adventures. Yay! It's the 5 year brew-a-versary from when I decided to reclaim this hobby & part of my identity... looking forward to creating a bunch of tasty stuff in this next revolution around the sun! 🍽️🍷🍻
a table piled up with bags of brewing supplies, including base and specialty malts, hops, caps, corks, and labels, beer and wine yeast, and a red carboy brush (finally got a soft one that won't scratch the plastic carboys to make cleaning them easier). A case of just bottled lilac & elderberry wine is in a crate on the right, and misc. bottles are in the background waiting to be washed.
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