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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 5h
Every community manager/mod in the world read this story, raised an eyebrow, and realized there was another solution to their bot problem.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 5h
Thread (about thread)
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 10h
I don’t understand why there are so many people eager to ignore this in order to get the left “onboard” with AI
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 6h
People need to go to jail &/or be shunned from polite society for committing unprecedented crimes & constitutional violations. They can't become Harvard & Stanford fellows. They can't be on CNN. They can't get unfettered NYT op-ed access. They can't get 7-figure Wall St parachute jobs. Etc. Etc.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10h
A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a shrimp. 🍤
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
🤷🏿‍♂️
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/04/2025
Who remembers the original NFT
From: David Thorne

Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David

drawing of a spider with a smiley face
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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Scott @smadin.net · 07/10/2026
"becoming an epidemic, like divorce in the '70s" oh, you mean when the advent of no-fault divorce and women finally being able to get bank accounts and credit cards in their own names meant they could actually leave their abusive husbands? That "divorce epidemic"?
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Adib Khorram @adibkhorram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Thank You, Alcohol: Aubrey Plaza Meme
ALT: Thank You, Alcohol: Aubrey Plaza Meme
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s October and the neighbors are back with #SkeletonCrew. Strong start!
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Ethan Nichtern @ethannichtern.com · 06/10/2026
They stole so damn much from all of us and we're not angry enough about it.
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they hated her because she told the truth
The Holy Trinity Diagram, showing that Broccoli is not Cauliflower is not Brussels Sprouts is not Broccoli, but that all three are Cabbage.


The diagram is arrayed in a trangle, featuring a circle at each corner of the triangle connected by lines that say "Is Not", with each circle also connected to a single circle in the middle by lines that say "Is"
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Shamsa @shamsa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when this shit used to be called spyware and we paid money for an antivirus to keep out of our devices
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 05/10/2026
AS I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE, mister dracula, face ID isn’t going to work for you, you are going to need to memorize a passcode. do you need me to help you set it up again? no, i definitely can’t come over there to help. no, remember, we tried video chat before, i just see the back of your chair.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎃 Four days late (okay technically 5 now) but working like mad to *finally* finish this 2 year long intermittent project. Still have to embroider the last 4 date squares, figure out some construction details for the pockets (& a border? maybe later?) THEN I can fill the Samhain advent with candy! 🎃
Brown felt pieces with embroidered patchwork squares in Halloween colors or patterns, lined up and partially stitched. In the background is a sewing machine, a fabric banner covered in buttons, pins and badges, folded fabric, and misc mending & craft projects.
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 05/10/2026
Bay Area guy who makes $400K/year making the world's shittiest web apps: AI agents are going to revolutionize autonomous software factories so either get on board or get left behind! 47 year old German dad with two kids who has been writing foundational Linux utilities in C++ for decades: Fuck you
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 04/10/2026
The main reason I’m comfortable in these deeply stupid times is I worked Whole Foods customer service desks for years. Being a barista and a test prep instructor gave me different glimpses of gen pop, but nothing prepares you like a job where you drink deep from the trough of Customer Feedback
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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John Terry @johntrterry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if I've done anything right as a high school teacher it's that all of my students will immediately recognize the image on the left for the rest of their lives
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/10/2026
New Yale "free expression" regulations prohibit drawing/chalking in more than a 3x3 foot square at any event. Students at the Democratize Yale rally handed out chalk to protestors and suggested they write what they dream for Yale.
Student smiles while handing out chalk to protestors.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ALERTE: PUMPKIN WOLFE
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can you see time?
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The actual winner-winner chicken dinner after cider & wine chores: chicken wings w/ a Caribbean dry rub & BBQ sauce, roasted brussels sprouts w/ pomegranate molasses & garlic, & roasted garlic mac & cheese (Annies + roasted garlic, parm, mozz, Old Bay & seasoned salt). With hard cider from '22. 🍽️🍜🍷🍗
A top-down view of a place setting, with a brown plate in the center on a striped placemat in fall colors. the plate has bbq wings, dark roasted brussels sprouts, and a large serving of mac & cheese. There's an empty bone bowl off to the side, a small dark chocolate above the plate for dessert, and a wine glass of light colored hard cider to the right of the plate above the knife and spoon (which are fancy vintage silver I got at a garage sale for $5... budget everyday luxe FTW).
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Corporations are people and I saw the people in the closet making an AI baby and the baby looked at me and added my face to its dataset and now there are fake nudes of me online and also I lost my job" -Yes, very sad, but have you seen the Dow? (SCOTUS, probably)
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yessssss this is so cool
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not ok computer. Not ok.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pre-orders will really help support the financial load producing our first print edition of @pelliclemag.com, so if you're able to order ahead of publication we'd really appreciate. I'm also taking wholesale orders, so drop me a line if you'd like to stock it! www.pelliclemag.com/shop/pellicl...
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Pellicle — Issue 1: Joy — Pellicle
Pellicle is proud to present our very first print magazine. The inaugural, full-length issue features interviews, essays, long reads, short humour pieces, and much more, all centred on the topic of jo...
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(God I love Pam, IDK if that's wrong or not)
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Pam Archer
Alt: Pam from Archer, drinking a giant margarita with a straw while eating a sandwich, saying "Can I watch? Or is that weird?) to Cyril.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
<pamvoice>SPLOOSH!!!</pamvoice>
top down view of pouring fresh apple cider into a bucket with blackberry puree in it
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Probably the prettiest apple we had at the tasting is Blue Pearmain. They look like watercolor paintings in person. Tasty too--a bit like King, but denser and better keepers.
A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches and a pale bluish bloom. A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches, darker red striped and a pale bluish bloom.
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
One apple I didn't get for the tastings (didn't get out to the right orchard in time) that's also wonderful is Esopus Spitzenburg. Before we identified it we called these "everlasting" since they keep really well. Nice flavor fresh, good keeper, probably great as cider too.
A long striped yellow apple held up in front of cut apples. It is wider at the stem end, has many red striped and speckles and one patch of brown scab. The stem is greenish brown, fleshy, and thicker at the top.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me too!
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoping it will just sort itself out as I start racking stuff along. I know I have a couple 3 gallon & one 5 gallon buckets free for primary, but it gets dicier if I do a secondary on lees... IDK? I guess we'll see? tonight is just KOH & waiting, but I want to do that in the primary, not the jugs.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need to overcome decision paralysis about how to divide this (I am going to add two frozen packs of blackberry pulp to one of the batches, prob with the 71B, since that will be the most acidic batch). I'll do just a gallon or so of the Cote de Blanc, which is interesting but takes forever to clear?
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Needed snacks before doing fermenting "chores" (fun, even if it's mostly cleaning stuff... so much cleaning stuff). Need to rack & shuffle some wine kits, bottle some of last years 1 gal batch fruit wines, & free up primary containers for all of this cider! Gonna split it with different yeasts. 🍷🍎
two boxes with 8 gallon jugs of local(ish) fresh Michigan apple cider without preservatives (thanks, Costco). A hand is holding out three packets of yeast fanned out like a deck of cards- Lalvin 71B & D47, and Red Star Cote des Blancs.
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It makes it FANCY (even though it's just Old Wisconsin, lol)
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Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some snicky snacks (girl & boy dinner but, not dinner? just snacks? dinner is later?) feat. homemade beer mustard, smoked almonds, flax crackers, and chard stem pickles, plus black pepper Carrs, cut-up pepperoni snack sticks, olives, swiss, and leek+morel jack cheese from Costco ($5, holla!). 🍽️ 🧀🪤
two small snack plates with sliced cheese, almonds, crackers, bite size pieces of pepperoni snack sticks, a few black olives, a dollop of mustard, and pickled chard stalks. In the background are bowls of green and yellow tomatoes and some dried coriander seeds from my balcony cilantro plants.
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Michael Mock (he/him) @mockwriting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, humans need to gather and process information. (I spent most of the afternoon digging through a bunch of business rules to see how a set of workflows were set up, and frankly I should have done it sooner. That department is a mess. But this is how you exercise your brain.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Ancient Romans knew this, that’s why the assigned a slave to whisper “Remember, you are mortal”. Hubris that is reinforced and praised becomes malignant, and the more reinforcement, the worse it gets.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I’d put it in the same type of brain damage wealth causes. Humans need to be argued with, we need to have our bad ideas challenged, and when wealth makes that go away, it makes us worse humans. The bots literally not only do not challenge, they praise and promote any kind of nonsense.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(The prophylaxis is to keep coding. Keep doing the work. Keep evaluating by hand, keep learning. And if you didn’t love the work to start, get the fuck out now.)
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we had a food or a supplement or a medication that caused cognitive erosion at this rate, it would be so quickly pulled from the market it would make a Looney Tunes Whoosh sound. If it was a toy or a piece of gear that caused brain damage, likewise. But it’s a literal digital communicable virus.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s be clear: we have both wide-spread anecdotal & data driven, research level analysis that LLM use erodes cognitive skills faster than Alzheimer’s. Using it is literally bad for your brain, and bad for your ability to learn and retain new information. As a public health matter? It’s horrifying.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah, it actually sucks at the user level. I live with someone forced to use it, whose coworkers have become progressively less able at their jobs, less able to communicate effectively, less moral, less ethical, more paranoid, and it links directly to the C-suite’s (not-yet homicidal) AI psychosis.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is huge: a judge ruled a Flock search was 'indiscriminate mass surveillance' and unconstitutional. Says the search by a cop, who did it because a passing car had a plate from a different state, violated the driver's rights. Meaning, Flock should require a warrant www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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