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@catfort.fightins.online
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poppy. look, i've been online since AOHell 3.0 i'm old and i'm tired perceived by the world as she/her. inwardly i'm more of a none pizza with left beef. Together we are what we can't be alone. GO PHILS ⚾️🔔

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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 12h
maybe the worst part of endless sinus infections is they halve your HP. sure i slept for 10 hours but then i did things for 10 hours, so now i must sleep for 12 hours also the ol' sleep cycle has come unmoored again. sucks
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 23h
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12h
some people experience trauma and develop armor from it some forge weapons from it some create kinks from it we respect all of those options. those who choose to pass that trauma along we do not respect. be better than the pain you were forged in.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/10/2026
ME: *muttering about deadlines* STEPKID: Ah, I see they’ve moved from ambient horror to jumpscare.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 12h
I think my life could do with more Nanny Ogg
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 02/10/2026
St Louis and Philadelphia's city councils just became the first to officially endorse the Starbucks Boycott. Starbucks is the biggest violator of US labor law in history, and it's time we ALL push back against corporate greed. ✊
8 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members smile and hold signs and banners saying "BOYCOTT STARBUCKS"7 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members pose with fists up inside the St Louis capital. They hold signs that say BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13h
An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines
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Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 21h
But grappling with Trump’s stuttering assault on the elections is also reminder that the gap between MAGA’s authoritarian aspirations and the reality of the political system remains vast. Trump’s autocratic desires are limitless, but his ability to impose them on the country is not.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 15h
You ever read that essay about toys by Roland Barthes? The gist of it is that if you give kids a set of wood blocks of various shapes, they create worlds out of their imaginations, emphasis on create. He contrasts with toys that have predefined roles, and are adult tools in miniature
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 16h
i genuinely want this as a tattoo
A single frame from the old Garfield Halloween special. Garfield is dressed up as a pirate, and he has jammed his peg leg into Jon's lasagna with an evil grin as Jon looks on, resigned, disappointed, but not surprised. Never surprised.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 16h
i'm down to my last gallon of clean water so i gotta go fill jugs tomorrow, and i'm regretting not getting an under-sink RO unit when i had the cash
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h
yips is short for “yeah i’m posting like shit”
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Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 21h
New York Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns, who tragically lost his 58-year-old mum and several family members to COVID-19 complications, continues advocating for vaccination. “I have asthma,” Towns said, highlighting his “high-risk status” while raising awareness of the non-mRNA NUVAXOVID vaccine.
A screenshot of a Forbes article titled "Karl-Anthony Towns Who Lost Mom To COVID-19 Talks Of Value Of Vaccine." The article is written by Bruce Y. Lee and shows a publication date from early October 2026. Below the headline, a photograph captures NBA player Karl-Anthony Towns sitting at a press conference microphone wearing a white New York Knicks jersey. He is looking forward with a serious expression against a blue backdrop covered in repeating logos for Chase and the New York Knicks. A caption below the photo identifies him as the Knicks center speaking at a recent Media Day.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 18h
bought some local pears a couple weeks ago and these fuckers are not only going from unripe straight to rotten, they are the most flavorless, dry objects shaped like fruit. these pears are made of sadness and lies
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 19h
baseball would be more popular if the postseason announcers had a milligram of rizz
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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 19h
bro's brain did a soft reset in real time
my man stopped to think and forgot to start again. the look of an eagle's fan
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 19h
😂 the *what*most times?? i just laughed into a coughing fit holy balls
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 19h
i mean i'm nobody but if it were up to me i'd ban somebody from MLB for life for sign stealing shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
yeah so since the thermostat isn't going higher than 55 this winter, where's a good place to get cheap long sleeve t-shirts, i'm gonna need base layers and most of my long sleeve shirts are in tatters
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Owls in Towels @owls-in-towels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4th of Owltober! Coda the Eastern Screech Owl, an ambassador at BeWild Reptile Rescue in North Carolina, is pictured shortly before getting his beak trimmed with the help of summer interns. Want to donate to BeWild? bewildnc.org/support-us/ Source: fb.com/752793290801... #owlsintowels #owltober 💛🦉
Coda the Owl is wrapped in a plain white hand towel. Owing (mostly) to the wrap, he is oval shaped and nearly a borb (where borb = bird orb). He's much like the Owls in Towels logo but with desaturated plumage and cat-like ear tufts. His feather are the "gray-morph" variant of Eastern Screech Owls, peppered and bridled with black texturing that looks like granite rocks or tree bark. He has short ashy-white rictal bristles and longer black "whisker" feathers about his long and thin pale beak that hooks over the towel edge. A handler has him in their palms the way one might hold a new-born. He has anime-eyes: a pair of slate-grey peepers looking up at the humans with an expression of innocence and trust.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
awesome, awesome, when do i get a shitty one-time payment for losing medicaid then
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 04/10/2026
are you a spy? did you get caught snooping? consider: attempting to turn the situation into a Meet Cute ✨ #ironcompany #oc-tober2026
illustration of Dimitri hiding under the desk looking innocently up at Petra, who has just discovered him. he is radiating an innocent, sparkly aura, and also blushing a little. Petra is confused and horrified.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
oh my glob i wonder if i can get Pumpkin to wear little socks or a sweater to go outside when it's cold out. i promised him Outside and we will go outside, but probably not for long tonight because it's chilly
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
you ever just look up and remember that you are alive contemporaneously with people who've convinced themselves that simulating human speech is the same thing as possessing agency
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
has anybody built a Phillips Machine recently calibrated to our present tax rates and whatnot reckon it could be modeled as a state machine, big fan of state machines
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
for years i've wanted to learn shorthand (which one? idk) but i already developed an idiosyncratic semi-shorthand and so far i haven't found any way to map that onto a formal system.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 03/10/2026
Mike D: Squirrel leapt from a All: TREE Mike D: Owl shocked as can All: BE Mike D: Now AdRock will tell you how this all came to AdRock: Be not afraid that’s All: BOGUS AdRock: Photography so sick all in All: FOCUS AdRock: Not magic no hocus All: POCUS MCA: Squirrel gonna get you! You’ll All: SEE!
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo. The image itself of a squirrel leaping out of a tree directly toward an owl that has sighted it, and whose yellow eyes are wide in surprise.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 04/10/2026
for real tho, how do i teach my cat "later"? As in, he is up my ass because he wants to go outside on his harness, but I have to finish some work first. How can I impart to him "we will do the thing you want, in the future"
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
future garland
A pile of marigolds in many colors of orange and yellow. They're laying in a woven basket thing but it's flat, for the life of me I can't think what they're called. Very useful for air drying stuff though.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The big national grocery chains need to be seized by the workers, converted into employee-owned coops, nationalized and turned over to municipalities, or in any other way, shape, or form destroyed.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm an untrained artist designing merch that draws on niche pop culture mashups for queer pride, nerd humor, and agitprop for a better world being possible. This thread includes a sampling of my work, which you can find on stickers and shirts, pins, prints, and patches at willburrows.art/shop
A vinyl sticker featuring a drawing of Garak making jazz hands in front of a rainbow, overlaid with the text, "Friend of Garak" in DS9 title fonts.A poster featuring a drawing of Miles O'Brien teaching Rom and Leeta about unions over Guinness and snail juice in Quark's Bar. Above, it says "The boss needs you, you don't need them!" and below it says "Labor is entitled to all it creates."A gold Starfleet delta insignia with the three arrows symbol in black enamel in the center, and a high gloss surface.An embroidered patch featuring Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors growing in a can that says "compost the rich."
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
"Some snake species, for instance, have sense organs in their noses that detect warmth-emitting infrared rays coming from prey like mice and other rodents." Snakes can smell heat?!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶
Babybel cheeses
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Jasper @jaspersfelines.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spice trio 🐱🍁 #FosterKittens #caturday #cats
Three small 5 week old kittens. On the left a tiny ginger, top a small calico, the right a small ginger and orange
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
the children yearn to stack stones. it's me, i'm children. anyway, planning to raid the farmer's field for more rocks to build tiny walls around seedlings and make tiny cairns in the garden til they fall over
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
evergreen and broadly applicable
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
Every few years I rediscover this gem, this sterling artifact from when internet was fun and good
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
i got through half that job i was gretzing about last night, and when i lost focus instead of pushing on, i decided to reward myself by fucking around with paint. i don't know how to use watercolors lol
A sheet of paper is taped off on an art board. The upper left corner of the paper has a tiny painting of the aurora borealis last year. I'm working from a photo on my phone. There's a small paint palette at the bottom, and a stained cotton pad at the top. The painted corner has lots of dabbled marks where I was, quite frankly, drawing with the brush instead of painting with it. The sky is bright neon pinks and purples, and the foreground, such as it is, is rendered in water soluble pencil.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I found an embarrassingly large folder of screenshots of other people’s jokes and am now periodically subjecting you to vintage bangers Anyway, where the fuck are the Scots
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
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Pina ✨ ADHD Alien @adhd-alien.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Put together an overview so you get a better idea of what you’ll see in my book. Can you believe that an ADHD mess like ME will be a published author in 17 days? 😭 Pre-order: linktr.ee/adhdalien/
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
apropos of nothing, i have a very old ipad and a 2012 macbook and every day that i use them i think about how they're filled with a lithium battery that has an all-too-finite lifespan i don't love rechargeable batteries
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
FOSS, blessings and curses of: craptastic icons
The icon for Libre Office is a plain white rectangle with a dark grey border. the upper right corner is all dark, maybe to suggest a folded corner of paper? I don't know what it's supposed to be. This icon is too plain to communicate anything. Within the context of an individual application you might see this to suggest new document, but as the icon for the entire office suite, it's terrible.
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think about her a lot because of this
A sheet of paper with Marisa Tomei written on it and lines down to it spelling It's a me Mario
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
i'm not letting this get my hopes up, i trained all summer as a phillies phan so that no outcome will ever hurt me again. you want to believe voters will connect A to B and not blast their own dicks off again. but this is way lies danger
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 02/10/2026
I'm really proud of this story. It's a trans allegory, but it's also a stealth heist, an unrepentant revenge tale, and, most critically, an unflinching look at how annoying it is to get around downtown Vancouver on a summer afternoon.
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
it's beside the point but.... so incinerator toilet is a real thing, huh
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an expert on sexual violence, I have to add that these ethical violations are a nightmare for interviews on sensitive subjects. I would never recommend ANY survivor goes public with their story at an outlet that would do this to them.
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