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Al Palmer

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Nerves of steel, heart of gold, knob of butter 😕

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Al Palmer @aldpalmer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Google plans to bulldoze a wildlife haven in Essex – home to rare species – for a data centre. Sign the petition now to help save it before it’s gone forever 🐝🦋 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
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Save Arena Essex- Tell Google to search elsewhere!
  Wedged between the Mar Dyke Valley and Lakeside Retail Park, the former Arena Essex Raceway is not your usual wildlife haven. Where once stock cars and speedway bikes lined up to cross the fini...
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
Skegness is so bracing but I've made him into Count Binface and it says Clacton is SO Binface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
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SalisburyDock @salisburydock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
👏👏
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Jeremy Lion @jeremylion.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have a song about this!
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.
I wrote a novel using AI. Writers must
accept artificial intelligence -but we are
as valuable as ever| Stephen Marche
The Guardian
The,
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Reading about the two men behind Raise The Colours: “Founded by Ryan Bridge, whose background is in compensation claims and is currently wanted in Spain in connection with charges of aggravated fraud, and Elliott Stanley, who formerly ran a sex doll rental company.”
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Why is it that whenever governments take money from the poor it is incentivising them to work and taking money from the rich is a burden on industry? Fuck this shit let’s incentivise the rich!
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yeah, too many people working in the NHS, that's the problem. Too many people and too much money. Good thing you're on to it Wes, you Pringle faced twat!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10/03/2025
How about going and fucking yourself instead?
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David Hobby @davidhobby.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Rest of the world, watching the U.S. rn
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/03/2025
I assume LBC then Googled it and showed him a picture of Hitler doing it "out to the side" then kicked him off the program and banned the nazi apologist from the station, yes?
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Stop pandering to this sack of criminal orange fucks, you fawning Chamberlain.
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King Charles invites Donald Trump for unprecedented second state visit to UK
In letter hand-delivered to Trump by Keir Starmer, Charles suggests he and Trump could meet in Scotland to plan visit
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Given the extensive damage that raining men would do to people’s sheds, greenhouses and gazebos, I hardly think “hallelujah!” is an appropriate response.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Bang on. If you want to power the economy, bring people in. If the proud indigenous white English people who fought at Agincourt don't like it they're welcome to fuck entirely off to somewhere more British, like the Falkland Islands. Moan at the fucking penguins.
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Gerri McGerriface @messmonstergigi.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Life…
Cartoon of three rows of four crabs. Caption: Life is a crab array, old chum
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Got A Ukulele @gotaukulele.com · 18/02/2025
OK - Everyone knows the song. But... I have not seen this longer version for a very long time. Most just cut to the 'I'm not a youngster bit', missing the reasoning for his contempt. TL:DR - FUCK MARGARET THATCHER - the originator of where we are now. Witch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znn...
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Elvis Costello: Tramp the Dirt Down.
YouTube video by Michael Ross
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♈️ Jason Behan ♉️ @jasonbehan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
💙
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Trump (handcuffed to a radiator) negotiating with Putin and Musk
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Why is nobody talking about this?
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Brought to you by the people who whined endlessly about freedom of speech & the evils of censorship. And for all their scaremongering about communism, didn't totalitarian communist regimes have word ban lists? Who else had word blacklists? Oh yes, fascists. "Big delete"? Just another "book burning"
shot from 1984
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/02/2025
"... Reminds me of childhood memories ..." — Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend."
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Notes on “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Editor
Hi, Axl — Just got your manuscript and demo for the song “Sweet Child O’ [sic] Mine.” I think we need to talk. As your editor, I am responsible for...
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kudos on the good people of Lincoln Heigths, for showing up and showing out. This is your daily reminder that it's ok to punch a nazi ❤️❤️❤️
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/02/2025
President Musk isn't subtle
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If dachshunds were wide
Cartoon drawing of Dachshund that extends widthwise rather than lengthwise
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Breaking- Donald Trump stuns the world by behaving exactly like Donald Trump.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.
A news article with the headline “I entrusted my pension to German builders”.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Welcome new followers! We really want you to enjoy the podcast. Listen, tell your pals and post about us. Word of mouth is all we've got - but it really counts.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This.
A quote from the writer AR Moxon from 2017. He wrote:

"Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after.
Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?"
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
As nobody won this week’s haircut lottery, next week’s will be a combover.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Not a single word of this prepared me for the next one.
Tweet from @POOPSCRUFFIN4U:
Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed  from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".
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ChicaLolita @chicalolita.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dear people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris over Gaza: Don't act surprised.
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Spent the entire night listening to this screeching, as the storm hit Dublin. Then woke up and realised the window was slightly ajar. Shut it. Now silence. D’oh.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“They funk you up, your mom and dad” - James Brown sings the Phillip Larkin songbook.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Don't panic! Don't panic! Your pretend girlfriend's in a coma!
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you haven’t been paying attention, the moment the worlds richest man does a nazi salute and shouts let’s go to mars at a presidential inauguration is when you really should be concerned.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I've said everything I have to say about Trump and those who have voted for him. There's only so many times you can stop a deranged dog trying to eat its own shit.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21/01/2025
"I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it"
Fawlty Teslas - Don't mention the war sketch
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/01/2025
"When people tell you who they are, believe them"
Elon Musk just doing a nazi salute at the inauguration
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Nice touch from Melania, coming dressed as a Smooth Criminal.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Steady on, Elon.
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a group of men are standing in front of a large map of the world .
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a large map of the world .
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Miles Hentrup @miles-hentrup.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Still relevant #philosophy #philsky
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It would be terrible if people kept posting this tomorrow. Terrible.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device
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