Reposted by Sara LandoThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 180109822067
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI gives you the promise to be able to pretend to be cool and capable. That slutty guitar player from school who got the girl you were in love with? He's now rendered redundant and you can fall asleep to the sound of the girl's synthesized voice singing to you that she loves you (he still fucks her) 020
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you have very good headphones and you start blasting classical music in very crowded situations, everything looks like a very poignant moment from a movie. The kid crying because he dropped his ice cream cone while Albinoni's adagio is playing? Pure beauty. 070
Reposted by Sara LandoErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all the money in the world, and the most you can imagine is RH Jonestown. 2304
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wake me up when AI agents start redistributing billionaires' money, wipe out student debts and grab pharmaceutical companies' patents to make them open source and disable every paywall to a scientific papers 351
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yeah yeah it's so cool that everyone is vibecoding websites even though they have no idea how to do shit. Now everything that isn't slow as fuck is broken. And if it isn't l, it's siphoning data or installing malware. It feels like downloading porn in the late 90s 110
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Few things delight me more than hyping someone to someone else behind their back 020
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If I find out you're delegating our conversation to Chat GPT I will properly learn how to code for the sole purpose of bricking your phonemacrumors.comChatGPT Can Now Read and Send iMessages on MacOpenAI today said there's a new Apple Messages plugin for ChatGPT, allowing ChatGPT on Mac to search messages, draft messages, analyze conversations, and send replies to people. The Apple Messages plu... 020
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have this thing where I "record" photo sessions on Petri dishes, just for funsies. And I know there's no meaning nor real value to these... but on the left we were talking about hope and on the right I was talking to someone who's grieving and sometimes the microfluffsters just... get it. 130
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026or, as I call it when I want people to actually listen these days: analog generative AI (I haven't read the article BTW, I'm just in shitposting mood) 031
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Listen, I try very heard to not be sucked into things that sound so insane that they verge into conspiracy theory territory but these people make it so hardforbes.comCami Clark—Dario Amodei’s Wife—Wanted Jeffrey Epstein To Invest In Porn BusinessClark approached Epstein after he had already been convicted for soliciting prostitution. 110
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One of the main things this project is teaching me is how much of knowledge is filtered through a body and depends on being in a physical space. This is something no LLM can understand nor simulate credibly enough. You talk with people who "get it" and it's an instant recognition 120
Reposted by Sara LandoBWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This video is a remarkable demonstration of the information density available from silver grains in photographs. 1122
Reposted by Sara LandoSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60. 1110301115
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is how your email finds me. This is also why I ignored it. (Hunnebostrand, Sweden) 150
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm pretty sure it's a long term legal strategy called (checks notes) "I licked it, so it's mine" 030
Reposted by Sara LandoBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps 252112130
Reposted by Sara LandoJacopo Bertolotti @jacopobertolotti.com · 05/08/2026On August 12 a large chunk of western Europe will experience a solar eclipse. Since I have read the most nonsensical advice on how to watch the eclipse (yes, this is the internet after all) let me try to help. 1/ #Eclipse #Safety 192
Reposted by Sara Landoalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys 1515339734
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Italy is trying to pass AI surveillance in ways that make me sick to my stomach ilmanifesto.it/sorvegliare-...ilmanifesto.itSorvegliare e punire con l’intelligenza artificiale | il manifestoEcco il riconoscimento facciale «a strascico». La polizia potrà usare i dati biometrici per identificare chi va in piazza anche nei giorni prima di una manifestazione 240
Reposted by Sara LandoDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s really starting to grind me down 4102613051
Reposted by Sara LandoEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 258239444578
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Today I got both the tick-borne encephalitis shot and the tetanus booster and because of connective tissue disorders my arms get quite sore so I am now trying to fall asleep and waking up every time I roll to the side. Remember how we told ourselves we'd get one shot at the time, Sara? This is why 😩 250
Reposted by Sara LandoJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider. 42130232202
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Why did I have to find out about Deep Mapping on my own, like an animal? Who of you bitches knew and didn't think to tell me? 😑 000
Reposted by Sara LandoNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778512570
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Seems like there is some difference but it's something I can most likely adjust when I scan the negatives. (Yay, because I still have about a dozen expired rolls of films). Now let's go make some agar plates so that I can cover stuff in mold ✌️ 020
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Plan for the day is to find out how much of a problem it is to use film that expired in 2010 and compare it to fresh film (it's been a couple of years since I last developed stuff. Pray for me) 160
Reposted by Sara Landomore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/03/2025uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor) 81333185
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Why do people keep saying that Nolan's Odyssey is the first movie ever made about the Odyssey? The film is directed by Mario Camerini, and produced by Dino De Laurentiis and Carlo Ponti. It stars Kirk Douglas, Silvana Mangano in a dual role as Penelope and Circe, and Anthony Quinn as Antinous. 150
Reposted by Sara LandoDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Among other things Sam Neill gave the funniest interviews 61011203
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Things you should not do in public: read Feynman's letter to his dead wife. It broke me. www.themarginalian.org/2026/07/07/r...themarginalian.orgLove After Life: Nobel-Winning Physicist Richard Feynman’s Extraordinary Letter to His Departed WifeWhere the hard edge of physics meets the vulnerable metaphysics of the human heart. 040
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/07/2026When everyone in the book you're reading is happy but it's about 70%, so you need to take long breaks to do something else because then you don't have to face the obvious shitstorm that is about to happen. 010
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Do you also leave comments in your notes from class when you transcribe them into obsidian, with links to studies that contradict what the professor said and a reconstruction of the timeline of academic beef behind it? No? Me neither. 020
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I was watching photos by Diane Arbus, Garry Winogrand and Paul Fusco and I don’t think that kind of photography is possible any more. People have a completely different relationship with photography and what it means to be photographed by someone whom you don’t know if you can trust. 130
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I might have reached that age where I'm like, "Sure, I'm totally up for shenanigans!" But then I realize it would require energy and probably some stretching, so maybe I'll just join you for the post-shenanigans drinks. (Morgan Freeman voice: "She would not, in fact, join them for drinks.") 160
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Is anyone out there building on Harold Wager’s experiments where he takes leaf epidermis and uses the plant's ocelli as a lens? 150
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026We should go back to a time where people with too much money built the Taj Mahal, rented orchestras to serenade a lover, or commissioned the Trevi Fountain because the earlier fountain was insufficiently dramatic. Current rich people are so fucking boring 0112
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just found out that past me made a list of things to read/watch/check out a long time ago and I had no recollection of it (was buried in a note without a title that got lost underneath 100 new notes). Turns out some of this stuff is really cool. Thank you past Sara! 040
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Few things fascinate me more than witnessing grown men when they are put into a situation where they are forced to come to terms that they are indeed not as good as their mummies told them they were, and the people around them refuse to just let them get away with being mediocre 150
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 04/07/2026An acquaintance is getting married to a much older man. He's been ill last week and I wanted to ask about his health and instead of saying "how's the groom?" I said "how's the groomer?" And surely you understand why I need to walk into the river and pull a Jeff Buckley. Non fiori ma opere di bene. 150
Reposted by Sara LandoCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1137285168734
Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The sudden urge to stop everything I am doing and start a new gif folder, like the one I used to curate in the early 2000 (my most prized possession, still somewhere on a burned dvd). Sometimes I understand the birds' need to just collect random shit and arrange it around myself for comfort 031