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The Old Fools Podcast

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Writers Ian Martin and David Quantick are joined by a female co-host to grumble their way through another week. IT'S REALLY FUNNY. pod.link/1774465485

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/12/2025
x: the everything app is an extended gutter full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their racism will foam up about their waists and all the bots will look up and shout 'save us!'...and i'll look down and whisper... "no"
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you want to read chapter one of my next novel, The Heist Of Hollow London (published next week), you can do so HERE: civilianreader.com/2025/08/29/e...
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Excerpt: THE HEIST OF HOLLOW LONDON by Eddie Robson (Tor Books)
Next month, Tor Books are due to publish The Heist of Hollow London, the latest novel from Eddie Robson; a twisty dystopia that blends Severance with Ocean’s Eleven. The publisher has kindly …
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Al Dupres @aldupres.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
There are only two podcasts I regularly listen to: @oldfoolspod.bsky.social and this series, which is always fascinating. If you were a reader of James Hamilton's pages in Record Mirror, it's a must.
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s an ideal “way in” for reluctant consumers. “Now That’s What I Call The Old Fools vol 1”
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We're celebrating a few weeks break from recording The Old Fools with a special compilation of some of our favourite moments from season 2. It's available for download right now. And Steve has already realised there's at least one bit left out that should have been included.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Are you on the phone, Ian? A peek at the opening of tomorrow's episode. Available for 6am, BST.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’d definitely buy a newspaper from FW Fuckbudgie
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Gary Percival @a11who.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The @oldfoolspod.bsky.social in which, each week, sensible female guest hosts discover that Ian and David are the Derek and Clive version of Statler and Waldorf.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Look, don't make me beg you to amplify our stupid podcast. But we'd love to get sponsorship, and we're very used to being pitied. Spread the news - the boys are back in physiotherapy!
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Are you a baffled old person with virtually no idea what the fuck is going on with everything these days? Wow, fab gear swinging man - have we got the podcast for you! Join Ian Martin, David Quantick and a special surprise WOMAN for...The Rest Is Palliative! Backlogged here: pod.link/1774465485
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Twisting my melon, man.
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Champie @champierth.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Meta is Murder
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A truly superb piece of work including the best ever delivery of a line by @gmcgiv.bsky.social and that is a HIGH BAR.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
One of the most fun ones with Laura Shavin and, inevitably, Paddington.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This week's @oldfoolspod.bsky.social features @quantick.bsky.social doing his impression and @laurashav.bsky.social being right about emojis. Have a listen - ace producer @stevedoherty.bsky.social cuts it to a tight 30 mins. pod.link/1774465485
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"She put him in the ring with Jesus" This week's Old Fools Podcast available now Links in bio - but also just search it up in your pod app.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
He shall, one day, be declared king.
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Mick W @vannorden.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Its not an April Fool but it has one or two Old Fools.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Available now! I’ve checked. Definitely there.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Are you on the phone, Ian? A peek at the opening of tomorrow's episode. Available for 6am, BST.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
BY POPULAR DEMAND: BUILDERS' TREATS. This makes (a bit) more sense when you listen to this week's edition. Find us in your pod bin. (link in bio) @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social @lizbuckley.bsky.social
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Rob Reed @robreed101.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Builders treats...gave me a bloody health scare, laughter turning quickly to suspected hernia/ heart attack - to silly old fool being unable to really belly laugh anymore ...bastards unsubscribed back to rest is whatever podcasts
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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hacker the dog just wants some Builder's Treats
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Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You idiots. We’ve got a house full of builders, well five of them, today and now I have to face them and offer them tea and biscuits and not start laughing about builders’ treats. I already feel emasculated enough without having to stifle giggles.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
BY POPULAR DEMAND: BUILDERS' TREATS. This makes (a bit) more sense when you listen to this week's edition. Find us in your pod bin. (link in bio) @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social @lizbuckley.bsky.social
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Nick Weston @wesigoglet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Really enjoyed this; particularly the idea of the Council of Nicaea as a massive pitch meeting.
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BlogMyWiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I totally heard it as 'builders' treats'. Nearly did myself an injury laughing at this.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@oldfoolspod.bsky.social
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Our pleasure!
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Patrick @patofminch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ever since "echo-liking" your comment about having to mute hundreds of Hentai cartoonists who have set up a commune on this app, I have had to make a fresh wave of 2 blocks of these irritating arseholes per scroll down... WTF is going on?
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Definite highlight of this week's episode is when David and Ian mishear Liz saying "billed as treats"* as "builders treats" and have collective psychedelic hysterics as a result. *Talking about the third portion of the Boots/Tesco/WH Smith Meal Deal
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I heard someone on a train once call David Quantick a wanker. Wait a minute...they had a slight Scouse accent...
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I heard someone on a train call Paul McCartney a wanker. Hear ye! Hear ye! Join @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social and @lizbuckley.bsky.social on your favourite podcast app. The Old Fools Season 2 ep 8 available now!
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Come cry with us: pod.link/1774465485 Quant's on obliterating form this week. And we're with our very good friend Liz Buckley, marvelling at the late-capitalist horror of Easter Trees.
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Jules Gray @julesgray.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
BUILDERS' TREATS!!
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Liz Buckley @lizbuckley.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The Old Fools were foolish enough to invite me on their excellent podcast. Out now I believe. Builders treats! I had a lovely time, thank you to the brilliant @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social @oldfoolspod.bsky.social
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Rob Fraser (he/him) @squireknottyash.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh Christ. The ‘Builders’ Treats’ sequence started just as I walked into Tesco, so I fear I was captured on CCTV crying in the meal deal aisle.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
AVAILABLE NOW.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A sneak preview of tomorrow's edition. @quantick.bsky.social had a day out. This week's guest co-host in @lizbuckley.bsky.social and @ianmartin.bsky.social is also brilliant. Available from 6.00am on Tuesday.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A sneak preview of tomorrow's edition. @quantick.bsky.social had a day out. This week's guest co-host in @lizbuckley.bsky.social and @ianmartin.bsky.social is also brilliant. Available from 6.00am on Tuesday.
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BlogMyWiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Unexpected Stump in @oldfoolspod.bsky.social this week. 'Bit part actor! He plays Charlie in the factory! and Benji on a tractor! and a woman from Max Factor! and an Irish subcontractor!' As well as C86, they were also on the much more hard-core 'Ideal Guest House' cassette...
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Alison Goldie @alisongoldie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
As advocated by Quantick, from henceforth I shall be joining in with digital noise makers on public transport
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Lee Randall @leerandall.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Being a grumpy git myself I am here to champion magpies. I love greeting them (in my own words) and I am always pleased to see them. And yeah, they are murdering bastards, but I am willing to work with that.
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Let’s have a heated debate…
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
WHO NEEDS MAGPIES? All this and more awaits you in the latest Old Fools podcast with @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social and this week's guest co-host, Sylvia Patterson. SEARCH US UP IN YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST APP.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Decline And Fall - Live!
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A rare foray into sports chat - don't worry, it doesn't last long. A delight to have journalist Sylvia Patterson on this week's edition - available now. With added watermelon. pod.link/1774465485
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The Old Fools Podcast @oldfoolspod.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just posted this on Spotify. The irony doesn’t escape me.
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Martin @martin67.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Gary Percival @a11who.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Yay! Got namechecked (thanks @julesgray.bsky.social for the tip-off). Maybe the Mirror saw my moan to @quantick.bsky.social & @ianmartin.bsky.social about inane headline comments as they seem to have stopped. Looking forward to Apple's subtitles for when Sylvia said '70s Dylan was "a bit country".
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