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@alchemy.rocks
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escaped FL to the PNW. playing my gay little aikido deck that pisses people off. ffxiv (often) / infosec (rarely)

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20h
Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company
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Reported Pentagon data breach
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Hegseth to cut 20% generals
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96 @96yottea.bsky.social · 19h
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 🔜 MCM London @sarahmason.art · 30/09/2026
--LUNAR-- (sharing some older but still much loved art!)
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でり @maindeliten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🐣 #FF14art #透明水彩
FF14、2種類の装甲のチョコボのイラスト
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 14/12/2023
Art by • Doug Beekman
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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✯ A Pained Inkwell ✯ @aorticinkwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
▪️-Charon-▪️ #art #hades #artsky #fanart
Image is of Charon from the game, Hades. He wears a wide brimmed hat while holding the handle to his oar.
He is looking to the viewer as a speech bubble beside him asks for coin.
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💀Jubi 💀 @jubilations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didi and Stu Pickles from Rugrats Maybe I'll draw the other adults at some point 🎨 #art #rugrats #fanart
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merritt @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Willow @vorrenthalla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had the idea for this silly card.
Diogenes a single red for a 
3/1 legendary creature human philosopher
with
As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a
Man. (To behold a Man, choose a permanent
with a featherless biped depicted in the art that
you control or reveal a card with a featherless
biped depicted in the art from your hand.)
You do not control Diogenes. At the beginning
of each combat flip a coin, if heads Diogenes
attacks a non-active player or planeswalker
chosen at random.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Danika Harrod @danika.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
working for the city is so funny because what do you mean the seattle kraken dropped off a giant tentacle for us to put on city hall (and we did)
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Kelly Lianne @kellylianne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“As Above, So Below”, Collage. 🌿💫
Floral collage art. Half of the flower is cut out and showing negative space through an engraving of a garden (the roots, lower leaves, and the lower half of the stem is white), also surrounded by cutout stars. The upper half of the flower is the cutout of the garden engraving on a white background surrounded by cutout stars. Orange hand drawn stars sit upon the flower-heads.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good evening! Would you like to learn some of useless minutia about #mtgfracture 's mirrored pair sheet? I mean of course you would, who wouldn't? #wotcstaff
The Magic: the Gathering card "Chandra, Torch of Defiance"The Magic: the Gathering card Chandra, Chill of Compliance
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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OCEANWRATH @oceanwrath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'll laugh too fucking hard, you probably think i'm so mean #oc
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 26/09/2026
fellas i know this is a challenger series but you NEED to lock in
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 26/09/2026
moment of silence for me (watching the nepela memorial mens free skate where everyone keeps falling on their jumps AND IN THEIR STEP SEQUENCE)
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 26/09/2026
corn water tower, seneca foods, route 14, rochester, minnesota, 1988
corn water tower, seneca foods, route 14, rochester, minnesota, 1988
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
4/ But over the next 10 weeks, I’d mimic the patterns of a problem gambler with the help of a panel of gambling experts and learn just how much DraftKings would encourage my recklessness — and just how little pushback I’d get as I spiraled downward.
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Andrew Krueger @akpix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colorful sunrise sky this morning at Lebanon Hills Regional Park in Eagan, Minnesota
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 26/09/2026
saloon, fun land mini golf, klamath falls, oregon, 1987
saloon, fun land mini golf, klamath falls, oregon, 1987
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
Seems the ISU will never forgive him for """"""taking OGM from their Specialest Boy"""""" but WHAT ELSE IS NEW
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
I survived Nepela Trophy FS
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
thank u pope diva
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Live from Nowhere @calypsosboytoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dark secret behind the internet is we had a better, more vibrant web back when everything was HTML and the average site was stuff like 1000 misspent hours or whatever and was just some weirdo's personal mind palace to update in between shifts at wendy's
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
you're on to something here.....
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Saturday Night Séance @eerieallsorts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jersey Devil
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
nobody talk to me until after Misha skates his short program for the first time tomorrow thank you
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Thanda ✨ SDCCMálaga B03 @thandaart.com · 24/09/2026
Celestial Crow ✨
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𝔄𝔩𝔢𝔨𝔰𝔦 / 𝔈𝔡𝔴𝔶 @witchsbvtter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
blessed mabon and happy autumn equinox with this illustration from last year 🍁🍂🎃🍂🍁 #mabon #autumn #autumnequinox #illustration #witchyart
illustration of a stag whose antlers form a circle of rosehip branches, with a black bird hooked upside down upon the end, it looks like they're kissing
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026
"Tucker Wetmore" is a really good drag name
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dee @alchemy.rocks · 25/09/2026
uh oh, time to reset the "days since I last cried about rikuryu" counter back to 0
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
bildo's museum bar, daggett, michigan, 1980
bildo's museum bar, daggett, michigan, 1980
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