Matt Morrison @albedosshadow.bsky.social · 11hBegging the Pistons to not inexplicably collapse this season for some modicum of joy in Detroit sports. 110
Reposted by Matt Morrisonaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 15hComing to the important realization that we, as a people, have been denied a world in which Dave Bautista gets to go to Toontown and get into hijinks with Roger Rabbit. 18822117
Reposted by Matt Morrisonheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14hit’s kinda absurd that man city just get to keep playing and winning with a team that is definitely assembled by cheating 41257
Reposted by Matt MorrisonRob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 20hF1 has figured out what the fans want! <Jonah Jameson voice> Pictures of an animated Pirelli banner ad! 3534
Reposted by Matt MorrisonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger 211551230
Reposted by Matt MorrisonBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026I’ve seen some complaints that the four baseball games today start too close to each other and I disagree, they should start at the same time with Jason Benetti broadcasting them all NFL RedZone style 415316
Reposted by Matt Morrisonheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/10/2026i know everyone was rightly very annoyed when taskmaster announced richard ayoade on after his stalwart defence of graham linehan so it’s very funny that, entirely independent of any moral judgement, he is the shittest contestant in taskmaster history 1340033
Reposted by Matt Morrisonheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026they didn't do this and that's why dave filoni will never be The Guy 1040029
Reposted by Matt MorrisonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid 10896102
Reposted by Matt MorrisonSara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What’s the longest a team has gone without scoring to start a season just asking no reason 2193
Reposted by Matt MorrisonCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 03/10/2026"japanese anime mcdonalds hamburglar smear frame" > voice print confirmed. secure access granted 428030
Reposted by Matt MorrisonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guy with a lot of problems: I need to clear my schedule tonight so I can watch Steelers-Browns. 161795
Reposted by Matt Morrisonwill buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hope other coaches follow in tomlin's footsteps so we can get something like jim leyland streaming pubg 2263
Reposted by Matt MorrisonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs 3262288
Reposted by Matt MorrisonDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release. 561180527
Reposted by Matt MorrisonKofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ANDY DALTON VS CASE KEENUM HOOPS BABY 418529
Reposted by Matt Morrisonaaron @aaron.mn · 28/09/2026Insanely shocking news like, 24 hours after he last performed. RIP to one half of the match I always use to introduce skeptical people to professional wrestling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W63...youtube.comFULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling 03412
Reposted by Matt MorrisonThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just look at these names and try not to feel something. 716656
Reposted by Matt MorrisonCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game" 40877145
Reposted by Matt MorrisonCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105532100
Reposted by Matt MorrisonTom (He/Him) @tomdhj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was wondering what the Hardys were up to in TNA, so looked it up and oh no. 🤼♂️ 117612
Matt Morrison @albedosshadow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just hooked up an antenna to my television in 2026, it’s all for you, Pistons. 010
Reposted by Matt MorrisonJason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Verlander: "We actually came out here to the field and practiced off the mound one day. I asked her, ‘Where do you want to go? You want to go to the mound?' And she's like, ‘The mound.’ I’m like, that's my girl." 26712
Reposted by Matt MorrisonDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TNF letting us know we're going to be begging for this game again after showing us what's coming next week 1129113
Reposted by Matt MorrisonCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Big Nose Freaks Out / NES / Codemasters / 1992 2448
Reposted by Matt MorrisonSteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa 222476789
Reposted by Matt MorrisonLiam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so. 12377803
Reposted by Matt MorrisonNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hearing Northernlion break character and actually get choked up on stream is some real seeing your dad cry shit, hope hes ok. 1170141
Reposted by Matt MorrisonCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers 121207322
Reposted by Matt MorrisonFantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social 201041174
Reposted by Matt Morrisonaustinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane 502303724
Matt Morrison @albedosshadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is about to be a NIGHTMARE Lions season y’all 000
Reposted by Matt Morrisonheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06 121031167
Reposted by Matt MorrisonJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149294028
Reposted by Matt Morrisongwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026starting pitcher post game interview: this group of guys is really special and we're not done yet relief pitcher post game interview: to be back here means so much. i was living in my car, i was about to become a clown. then coach told me to throw the splitter, my confidence is off the chain 218226
Reposted by Matt MorrisonIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
Matt Morrison @albedosshadow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Love that we were able to move so quickly into another unbearable Detroit sports contract discourse (Jalen Duren) so quickly after Skubal. 000
Reposted by Matt MorrisonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026 349698
![Justin Peters (@JustinPetersMin) on twitter:
"This is dark, macabre, and sick. This is not of Christ."
[A collage of three photos shows clergy members sequentially placing a golden crown, a human skull, and a white veil onto the head of a statue of a Saint Agatha of Sicily (c. 231–251 AD,) one of the most highly revered virgin martyrs of the early Christian Church.]
one dozen rats at a keyboard quotes with: "[Evangelical seeing a religious display that doesn't involve smoke machines or a projector screen offering a QR code for 15% off at Steak n' Shake] this is sick. this is not christ."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibulkzk6ajw72bapd3cgiexrk27y4qpo6crzhi2j36zm5cfirsrai)