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GreenockScatman (Commentary account)

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Old daftie who watches too much YouTube and Twitch. COMMENTARY ACCOUNT. Unc (derogatory). Aspiring failed indie dev.

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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 6h
I think everyone should post here, but equally I think bluesky should keep siloing users aggressively so I don't need to see all the new people who come here.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 6h
When I posted something on X after a break someone immediately called me a race traitor. Posts about ancient history inevitably end up in race science territory. So I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t call that a friendly place. Is there an audience? Yes. I don’t want to sift through shit to talk to people.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 8h
oh she's CRAZY crazy
White house press secretary Katie Zacharia responding "I was wondering the same thing.." to a truth social post: Did you notice Trump drinking bottled water last night during his
announcement. He drank at least 2-3 times. I1 have not seen him
do that at his speeches or rallies. It reminds me of Q posts 765,
767, and 847. Or was it a signal for something else; by land or by
sea.
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 9h
Sorry to all the people I followed and unfollowed in the past day. It just messed up my feed so badly I had to do it.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12h
Ukraine blows up Russian data centres and immediately and mysteriously online talk about Germany’s Far Right AfD virtually disappears. Stop Putin you stop the Far Right.
Chart showing online talk about the AfD going off a cliff edge
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 11/10/2026
Made a little Papersnips Android gameplay video, hopefully getting this fine tuned in the coming week #indiedev
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 10/10/2026
"Kiss from a Rose" is such a good song. The construction of it shouldn't work, and none of the bits fit together, but it just disagrees with the facts and brute forces its way into being one of the best songs you ever heard.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 09/10/2026
A good antidote to imposter syndrome is looking at the comments of other people using the same tools you are using. I saw a guy complain that a state of the art AI tool was unable to "download a video from a site" and that just drove home that people who didn't have a clue, continue to not have one.
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POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 09/10/2026
Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.
politico.eu
Hitler Mussolini wins local election
Peruvian voters pick their new mayor, despite his unusual name.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 09/10/2026
Just published my first game on itch! It's a paper cutting game that you can play on your browser. I'm chuffed to bits that I actually got something published finally. #indiedev albagames.itch.io/papersnips
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 07/10/2026
I feel like there's some sort of carcinization type of effect in graphics design where every app icon will eventually evolve into a blue square.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
you don’t hold "AI" accountable; you hold AI developers, vendors, and corporations that profit off it accountable holding "AI accountable" is like holding a toaster accountable. it's an inanimate object. it doesn't have wishes, feelings, or desires
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 07/10/2026
It's kind of interesting how people didn't understand germ theory in the 1800s, and they still don't. People seem to have this idea of "doctors didn't wash their hands" but they did, they washed them with water and soap until they looked clean. That's what made germ theory so hard to accept.
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 06/10/2026
Just watched a vid about the Roman dodecahedra. I was expecting some mad wildcat theory, but this is actually a somewhat sensible hypothesis. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvwv...
youtube.com
The Roman Dodecahedron Wasn't Roman: The Forgotten Eurasian Connection
YouTube video by Curious Being
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 05/10/2026
why do pictures like this never trend 👇
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yall who are not from the UK don't understand that what Nigella Lawson is doing to Paul Hollywood is, she is gangsta checkin' him. Ask Mary Berry. He's failing
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 03/10/2026
Some folks are all too eager to cling to the wire mother
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
waymos blasting out disney classics both to ruin the mood and automate dmca takedowns
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 30/09/2026
Went on a stream of someone playing ethnoguesser and had to dip because I was being too accurate in chat.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social clanker
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 25/09/2026
the thing about bringing iced coffee to a job interview is shut the fuck up with this nonsense discourse
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 25/09/2026
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 24/09/2026
Talking shop with people about things you know is so validating. Great antidote to the dreaded imposter syndrome.
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Willie Dustice @wdustice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry officer, my car went rogue when it ran that red light
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Andy Rooney
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 23/09/2026
Wish I could find that incredible SaaS website I saw the other day. It was completely automated by AI, did the research on products, built them, and marketed them to clients, the whole shebang. It had launched 39 products and made $0 according to its own live tracker.
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 23/09/2026
"din din" is borderline acceptable if said ironically but "lun lun" is completely unhinged and off limits
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 23/09/2026
people say voice mode doesn't have use cases but check this out
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 22/09/2026
Would be a mildly interesting experiment to buy two identical fitness bands and wear one on each wrist, to see how much of the "data" is just random noise.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
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tanya
@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
me: there's two wolves inside of me
kash patel: you're hired
16:11 • 9/18/26 • 541K Views
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 19/09/2026
The problem with Psychology as a science is that we all are close to super experts at it, and the only way any science can get published is by having counterintuitive and unexpected results. And invariably you can't fucking replicate it, because those are the outlier.
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 19/09/2026
Oh so that's what the fly brain was meant to prepare us for. Cool, cool. Can't wait for the lab-grown torment nexus monolith brain to marginally reduce our inference costs.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First they came for the gas and I said nothing. Then they came for the grass and I said nothing. Now they come for my ass!
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GreenockScatman (Commentary account) @albagames.online · 19/09/2026
Dreamt I was working in a McDonald's. All my coworkers are elderly, pensioners even. At some point in the dream I'm told it's a program for dementia patients who'd worked at McDonald's, to keep them engaged. On my break I look in the mirror and an old man looks back at me. I wake up, heart pounding.
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