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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 10h
It's remains fucking insane that the Republicans announced all of their plans for the heinous shit they would do on a big book like a supervillain monologue and people still elected them.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 16h
Oh shit! I had not heard that new film trh cycle was from Jordan Downey, director of the Head Hunter. The Head Hunter rules!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Skarsgard have ever reflected on how they've both been blown up on Batman movies?
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Ramiel 🐇 @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968) dir. Freddie Francis
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about illegal government fined campaign ads is that we also need to charge the networks for their part in the crime for accepting the illegal funds and running the illegal ads.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big year for Max Cherry dying via bad CGI.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Colony > Resident evil, and the latter suffered greatly from having seen the former in theaters a few weeks ago.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The really funny part is trying to act like "I don't listen to country music" is some kind of problematic stance.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cops checking cosplayers weapons at Baltimore Comic Con.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they’re really doing it
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Walter Alvarez @walter2864.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vault of Horrors @vaultofhorrors.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dawn of the Dead (1978) During an escalating zombie epidemic, two Philadelphia SWAT team members, a traffic reporter and his TV executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall. #splatterhorror #zombiehorror #horror #horrormovies #horrorsky #horrorjunkie #TheLastDriveIn
youtu.be
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Full HD Movie
YouTube video by Scary Movies
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to an exhibit about blue whales. A few sections talked about "19th century whale hunting " but another section had a caption about gene sequencing completed "In the late 1900s" and that completely threw me off haha.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 26/09/2026
Class solidarity.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 24/09/2026
’tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish’d.
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lott @lott24m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm an X-Men Evolution kid so to see them back is great.
X-Men vs X-Men
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden ratio Jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!
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Steve Enix @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celebrating Bisexual Visibility Day by thinking about Vincent Price again
Vincent Price, in period dress  looking sultryVincent Price looking sexy and tortured
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.com/career-ending-facebook…
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
rolling into autumn like
framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.
nbcnews.com
Elon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.
One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a shame that Meagan Ellison didn't blow through more of her family's fortune making Paul Thomas Anderson movies.
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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“What are its Oscar chances” I don’t know but a good way to enjoy movies is not spending five months treating them like the stock market
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keanu Reeves in A Scanner Darkly
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VAL🦴HAL @valhal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the first part of a three parter I'm drawing with writing by @barkmouchard.bsky.social in this issue of Hello Darkness! Don't miss out 🔥 We've got colors by @treecolour.bsky.social and letters by @longtalljodie.com 🔥🔥🔥
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artists, QRP with your favourite portrait you’ve drawn.
A portrait of Vincent Price
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wishing a belated Happy 86th Birthday (yesterday) to the one and only Paul Williams - hope you had a great one, Paul! 🎉🥂❤️❤️❤️
Paul Williams in the movie Phantom of the Paradise
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cropping ads and getting mad about them would be a funny grift if it wasn't so tiresome. There are real problems in the world.
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they did so much costuming and lighting to make it look like a different guy you almost have to respect our immortal vampire overlords.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
to be honest this is probably just Reacher.
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wdym Star Trek TNG dropped the most consequential lore of the whole franchise and then went back to weekly episodes.
A featureless beige humanoid alien wearing white in a cave.

Screenshot of Star Trek TNG s06e20 The Chase
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRIDAY FRIENDS #9 @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @metaresistance.bsky.social @begtodiffer.bsky.social @lvonbluesky.bsky.social @leevining395.bsky.social @axialagegamer.swifties.social @kevtherev.bsky.social @phillfoss.bsky.social @plightclub.bsky.social @justjohn1962.bsky.social
A pale, monstrous creature covers its face with long-clawed hands. Text above reads: Mitch McConnell when someone tries to sneak a crumb of healthcare..
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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