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Alan Morlock

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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 2h
A good thing to do with two weeks worth of his Nike income.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 17h
It's a dumb idea for the same reason all the Spider-manless Spider-Man.villain films are largely bad ideas.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 22h
Tomorrow is Global James Bond Day. Let me tell you what you’re not going to get: The name of the new Bond actor The name of the new Bond movie Any info at all about the new Bond movie What you will get: Merch drops for things you didn’t know existed, at prices you didn’t think possible.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This film is maybe even better than its already good reputation. Holy hell.
Poster for the 1961 film, The Innocents.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/10/2026
If any other Hollywood star spent almost 3 years doing this "I'm just a simple caveman; sexual abuse and trafficking are confusing but acceptable transgressions to me" shit in mainstream interviews, it would actually be a controversy that would negatively affect their career, right?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/10/2026
Vibes
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Nazi-inspired ads for The Man in the High Castle pulled from New York subway
Mayor Bill de Blasio was among those who found the advertisements for The Man in The High Castle to be offensive
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Easy to travel when your countries are themselves the size of parking lots.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Kettle @kittenstrudel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agnes Miller Parker, The Uncivilised Cat, tempera on board, 1930 #caturday
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Creature from the Black Lagoon premiered almost as long after Dracula and Frankenstein as Saw premiered after Friday the 13th.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Again, even if they had achieved what they want to claim they achieved, that just makes them slavers!
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta make new shit.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
When will we get a gritty Robert Pattinson vehicle about the televised evils of "Tosh.0"?
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll happily pay you Tuesday for a Warner Bros. today.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fun post to make scroll by
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alex Ross
Superman ascending
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lunch sketch.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAGA is just what the GOP has been for the last 60 years.
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes dead is better
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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this day, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD premiered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1968
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st 🎃
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohnwow you mean our start department and DHS made it impossible and or dangerous to travel safely and people don't want to do it anymore? You don't say.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a pretty stunning thing to admit
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator from the same-titled 1984 movieProsthetic replica of the head of Arnold Schwarzenegger from the 1984 film The Terminator, with latex skin covered in fake scratches and blood
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Vault of Horrors @vaultofhorrors.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lost Highway (1997) Anonymous videotapes presage a musician's murder conviction, and a gangster's girlfriend leads a mechanic astray. #neonoir #mystery #psychologicalthriller
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David Lynch_- Lost_Highway [1997]
David Lynch_- Lost_Highway [1997]
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People are going to be so mad when Fincher makes his next move and it's just on par with his Netflix work because it turns out he's just the same guy.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does the news act as if .prediction markets are measuring anything real?
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 01/10/2026
Once again, Wikipedia, this is a 2027 film. It is not being released commercially until February 2027. I think it's very cool Beyond Fest was able to show it, but that still does not make it a 2026 film.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So funny to be obsessed with testosterone but terrified of facial hair.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Department of Losing War
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026
They're moving on from trans youth towards advocating banning care for trans adults, just like we said they would.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really has not been grappled with how much young dudes on tik tok etc were being spammed with this shit and how many believed it.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Airball
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really one of the only accurate headlines Ive seen.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also state and federal investigations of the same criminal coordinating is not a conspiracy.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's remains fucking insane that the Republicans announced all of their plans for the heinous shit they would do on a big book like a supervillain monologue and people still elected them.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit! I had not heard that new film trh cycle was from Jordan Downey, director of the Head Hunter. The Head Hunter rules!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dog how the staff webbing resembles your tattoo as well.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean it's not going well but they very much did in fact do it.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The people that only listen to the algorithmically generated top 40 are the biggest bubble dwellers of all.
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Alan Morlock @alanmorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The people who have heard of the song are also in a bubble is the thing which is why they can't imagine someone *not* encountering it.
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