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curb @curb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s right and he should say it again.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Karen Bass’s LAPD is openly defying a judge’s order to hand over moonlighting records, and it's obvious why. They are desperately hiding a shadow workforce where cops moonlight for ICE contractors, creating blatant conflicts of interest. It's time to enforce the subpoena and demand accountability.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
America is free only when the media is competitive, independent, and accountable to the people. apnews.com/article/warn...
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States settle lawsuit over Paramount-Warner merger, clearing key hurdle for $81 billion deal
Twelve states and Hollywood writers challenging Paramount’s buyout of Warner Bros. Discovery have agreed to settle their lawsuits against the mega merger.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So is openai not doing an ipo because cortana is going to launch a nuke or because the financial disclosures of an ipo would reveal some deeply disturbing things about their business model Who can say
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The last time we nominated a candidate to Joe Biden's left was the only time we held the presidency for consecutive terms this century. We're over a quarter of the way through this century
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/09/2026
we have had extensive ratfucking campaigns run by foreign countries in support of the republican party and it is high time the world's liberal democracies got in on the ratfucking in the other direction it's an existential issue for them
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alien Wikipedia entry that's like "Earth Civil War, 8,000 BC - ongoing," and the most incomprehensible and lengthy belligerents sidebar imaginable that when you untangle it really does show the United States and Ur are on the same side in a longue durée sort of way.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All the people who want blood and guts are playing OSR where fighting is basically a fail state and all the people who want Hello Kitty Island adventure are playing what is essentially a skirmish game. What are we even doing here, you know?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"To make our game less morally problematic, we made there be less people worth killing. Yes, all the rules still revolve around longswords, fireballs, and so forth. Why do you ask?"
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
year 1: there's still grant funding, but we may need to change how we talk about our work, or what we work on year 2: the government has disappeared one billion dollars of science funding. it is unclear why they did that or where that sits within concepts like "the rule of law"
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Robt Eggers' Uncle Fester 🍉 @pinknoise.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Harris was/is a dogshit candidate who sucks up to rich ppl & can’t answer a direct question to save her life. Oakland, CA resident during her ‘Top Cop’ years 🤮 , btw, she was hated for a reason Ever consider a basically honest, decent candidate? It’d immediately change the dynamic
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Look there is a lot of red tape, we can't change things over night" Zorhan: Hey so I just pushed the "Stop being shitty" button and it stopped
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026
Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Iranian media god damn
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Screenshot of Make Some Noise episode "Uber but on Horseback"

Brennan Lee Mulligan is calmly narrating the end of the Great Gatsby as Lou Wilson revs up behind him in a way that clearly indicates he is about to start hollering.

I have placed text on Brennan that says "everyone waiting to hear that mitch mcconnell croaked" and text on Lou that says "lindsey graham at 2 am"
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hightierfleet.bsky.social @hightierfleet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
how girls sleep: THEY FUCKING DON'T))
THE GIRLS ARE MONITORING THE SITUATION with mitch mcconnell

how boys sleep: THEY FUCKING DON'T))
THE BOYS ARE MONITORING THE SITUATION with mitch mcconnell
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(post from apas-95)
'ohh if I was a horny mech pilot and you disabled my mech would you abuse me?' no I would treat you as a prisoner according to the laws of war. I would not cut your sexy bodysuit off because it is a crime to strip a POW of their clothing and personal effects other than explicit combat equipment. I would not hurt you with my big boot and would instead render medical aid unto you. I would carry out political education to you and set you free as soon as possible according to the strategic and logistical situation

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this can be horny too if you play it right
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.
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Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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Michael E. Carter @deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.
cnn.com
Peter Thiel: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by criticizing AI | CNN
Speaking at the Aspen Ideas Festival, the billionaire tech investor said the Vatican’s concerns could discourage America in the AI arms race, warned of a democratic-socialist takeover and explained wh...
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sigh*
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/06/2026
The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Almost missed it but I made one this year! #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This entire coordinated freakout over some DSA wins, even by pols that have people going "I don't understand why she'd do this," are a perfect example of why working within the system rarely achieves substantial results, and yet the system can't even let that happen without airing grievances first
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/06/2026
Cowardly of them to delay the soccer game because of lightning. I would very much like to see French players struck by lightning!! And I do NOT feel I am alone in this. Give the people what they want.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the American emu war but its against algae blooms enthusiastic & uncritical support to our algae comrades in their valiant struggle against American imperialism
U.S. war against algae
Part of the Iran-Israel conflict and the Epstein files

Clockwise from top left: Algae-infested Reflecting Pool, National Park Service employees combating algae, satellite view of the pool before and after renovation, newly applied "American blue" paint floating away

Date: 5 June 2026 - present (2 weeks and 3 days)
Location: Washington D.C., United States
Status: Ongoing

Belligerents
United States
Algae

Lead Figures:
United States: Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, etc
Algae: No centralised leadership
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John Small @smalltorquer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Great recognition for the R development team at UoAuckland stats dept. Ross Ihaka & Robert Gentlemen changed the world.... phys.org/news/2026-06...
phys.org
New Zealand scientists working on 'R' win major global award
Scientists working on the revolutionary 'R' programming language invented at the University of Auckland have won a top award intended to be a Nobel Prize for statisticians.
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Emmeryn 🏳️‍⚧️ Medusa Terminus Out Now!! @gamemakerm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rhetoric [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions. That question is: "Are trans lesbians bourgeois?"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/06/2026
the correct way to sell dredd to people: it is, like the raid, a die hard movie fighting your way up or down a building is its own genre and that genre is die hard and it is always, always awesome
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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Never understood the use your real name thing online to limit abuse, especially since 2016. People are openly hostile and anti-social using their real names. It does however expose people who have valid reasons to hide their names due to a need for anonymity for safety.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Honestly the impression I'm getting is that people think the issue is that Brianna was able to access online support networks that made her feel able to come out as trans, and that getting murdered is just what's to be expected if you let that happen.
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cusoman 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cusoman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Like Kat said, the process IS THE PUNISHMENT
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Akrasia @akrasia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
2 and 5 here are pretty awful for reasons that amount to 'it's just being judgemental about the form of content' for 2 and 'anonymity is good actually' for 5, but the others are good ideas
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