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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The people who complain about joke letterboxd reviews are 30x more annoying than the joke reviews
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extra chubby visitor to the cat food station tonight! #SuburbanWildlife
Super fat raccoon on a stoop, crouched over a cat food dish.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEP 30 OCT 1
The human host's robot pals Crow T. Robot (a lanky golden robot with a hat made from a soap dish holding two ping-pong balls for eyes, a lacross helmet net for a headpiece, and a mouth made from a bisected bowling pin) and Tom Servo (a short red robot with a gumball machine head, a torso made from a barrel-shaped bank, two little hands hanging down from his shoulders by metal Slinky-esque springs, and a bowl-shaped hoverskirt) appear in front of one of the Satellite of Love's hallway doors from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K for short).Servo and Crow wear a white sheet and a golden cardboard crown as they portray the ghost from Hamlet in a host segment on the Satellite of Love bridge set in an episode of MST3K.

Only Crow's eyes are visible through the sheet.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So republicans got us into a pointless war Caused prices on everything to go up Are weakening our military while at war Have done nothing with the literal list of pedos and are going to probably claim the midterms were stolen when they lose. Fuck these people with the strap on from Se7en
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If no one wanted to take the time to write it, why would you take time to read it?
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
getting a lot of use out of this lately
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So when we get to the next president how quickly do you think they will just undo every executive order by this dumbass?
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you ever play 6 degrees of kevin bacon fortnite is banned from use at this point
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would get a golden chainsaw from dead meat
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Art by Erika De Luca
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How is it we have a whole galaxy to explore but keep tying back to the same 5 people?
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn would be a shame if that choice made for a bunch of articles that were basically free advertising
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
This is almost as good of an Ohio slogan as my proposed Ohio slogan (“a great place to be from”)
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched I'm already celebrating spooky season probably going to watch more horror today Also good god Resident Evil was such a fun time
Evil Dead (2013) 3.5/5, The Masque of the Red Death (1964) 3/5, Resident Evil (2026) 4/5, The Old Mill (1937) 3/5
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't help myself youtu.be/awKOMDg54h4?...
youtu.be
Muppets Most Wanted - We're Doing A Sequel Extended Version
YouTube video by Joshua Velez
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Chef @chef033.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need a national holiday called "Bastard's Day" to celebrate when these scum bags are dead
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOOK AT ME #BiVisibilityDay
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Happy Bisexual Ghost Smiling and Waving
ALT: Happy Bisexual Ghost Smiling and Waving
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Larry Karaszewski @larrythek.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Finally “1408” gets the treatment it deserves. 4K Blu-ray of both the theatrical cut (preferred version) and the alternate Blockbuster release. Plus a fun commentary track with Scott, me & director Mikael Häfström. Deleted scenes, different endings, making of docs… www.amazon.com/1408-4K-Blu-...
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Add another thing to the list of "Things that will have to be fixed once adults are in charge again"
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
choices are hard, which of these should I watch tonight?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The newest season of Reacher they really like using the room during fights now which makes them a lot of. But also they keep having shots of weapons rolling out of reach. Part of me feels this was done just so people online couldn't go "Why doesn't reacher just grab the ____?"
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Place bets now how long until a judge tells him no
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 18/09/2026
Make sure you grab this official Celeste tee as part of our collection with @framefatales.com! Available only for a limited time during Flame Fatales with $6 from each sale donated to Malala Fund: theyetee.com/flamefatales
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to an absolute fucking icon, my god
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the hell does trending mean by "Green Orb"? ...Well shit never mind, that's a green orb
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's #LetterboxdFriday and my #LastFourWatched have been fun
Ms.45 3.5/5, Zombie (1979) 3/5, House On Haunted Hill (1959) 3/5, Piranha (1978) 2.5/5
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Cinema Roulette Podcast @cinemaroulette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😴NEW EPISODE😴 Tonight we finish what the title says is the Final Nightmare with Freddy's Dead. The original overly comedic end to The Nightmare On Elm Street franchise Listen Here: open.spotify.com/episode/78V8... #FilmSky #MoviePodcast #HorrorMovie
Freddy's Dead title card
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At some point my constant jokes about arson will get me in trouble. Really light a fire under my ass
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher should have a theme song
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every year it seems some original media becomes insanely popular and I do wonder when a new wave comes crashing through. At the least it feels closer every year
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think of the netflix cowboy bebop from time to time....it's the same way I think about the Cats movie. Just wondering how anyone thought this was a good idea
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need art of Ms. 45 and Scorpion having a smoke or a drink over some dead bodies. I feel they'd be good friends
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Digital lettering in a kind of fat marker style colored in bluish-greens. The letters have been extruded and warped back into space in reddish-maroon overwritten in in yellow-green inlines. Everything is outlined in white and set against an irregular mottled grayish-blue background shape. Perched in amongst the letters is seated a small pink bunny with its cheek resting in one paw, looking bored and impatient. The lettering, of course, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do find it funny how the rage monkeys online try to say Gunn's DCU is failing yet the only real misstep so far was Supergirl and even then that was like a 5/10 at worst. Peacemaker kicked ass, Superman Kicked ass, Creature Commandos was great, and I am enjoying Lanterns so far
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Smart to put this right by the pitchforks
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「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning everyone!
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Mikripkm, Penny & Eeveelutions by Heater
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