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Brendan Tynan

@akaichar.bsky.social
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Brendanesque. Writer, customer service drone, nerd.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry VIII: "Pope, would please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand. You're not a marriage influencer. How many wives do you have?"
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is why Veep had to go off the air. it couldn’t compete with real life anymore.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The secret is that, to paraphrase Feynman, we are all morons outside of, at best, a narrow niche, so it’s good to neither default to disbelief or credentialism
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 02/10/2026
just wanna re-up the part where I wrote that many immigrants in Maine have been sheltering in place since January for their own safety, with ICE still operating in the area. it is October.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bouie's analysis mirrors my own. I think Trump's success at the ballot reflects the political acsendecy of the Boomers and Gen X, whose strong memories of Watergate have entrenched a universal skepticism. The idea that Trump is honest about his dishonesty and corruption is their disease.
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Many Americans think Donald Trump is honest. Why?
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 02/10/2026
I will say, as an author, you get to a point where you *hate* your book, so seeing a review where someone loves it for the things it does makes you remember that once you loved it too and had fun writing it. It's a nice feeling. I almost miss being in Aleks's stupid head. Almost. It is Aleks.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, Puppy Killer was basically having an open affair on a government jet. Of course she would get divorced.
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Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem files for divorce from her husband of 34 years
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from her husband of 34 years.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In reference to Barrett's participation in this shit, I find it funny that falsely pious of our flock will call you a cafeteria Catholic for supporting queer people or reproductive rights, but not for signing off on executions, a thing that even the conservative popes have been staunchly opposed to.
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it would change nothing but it would still be stunning and important to see someone brave enough to withhold communion to certain justices over this
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 30/09/2026
I really do think tech crossed a line at some point between "helping you do the things you want to do" on the one hand, and "helping you do the things tech wants you to do" on the other. At this point, we're all contorting ourselves to live how the tech industry thinks we should be living.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Cyborg Nachte @cyborgnachte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking about a world where Amuro played a Quattro-like role in Double Zeta instead of being Mr. Not-Appearing-In-This-Anime
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a fantasy version of conservatism that libs want to exist as exemplified by the West Wing character Ainsley Hayes. We would rather it be that we are debating with a reasonable person with different principles than face the reality that 40 percent of the nation has succumbed to delusions.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You gotta demystify Roko. That shit was a forum post, not a wise philosopher's deathbed fear for the future.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember WeWork?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not fear Skynet gaining sentience or XvXSephiroth1999XvX's Basilisk punishing me for not believing in it or a digital god in a box. I fear the same selfish idiots actively making everything worse being provided additional tools to carry on as they always have unchecked.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Read my review: letterboxd.com/justindeclou...
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A ★★★★ review of The Clan's Heir is a Trans Woman (2013)
Imagine that, in 2013, Steven Seagal wrote, directed, and starred in a heartfelt (and a little naive) direct-to-video love letter to his trans friends that looked and played like every other action mo...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been a while since i worked in marketing and PR but pretty sure “if you enjoy death and destruction and higher prices vote for us” wouldn’t test well
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
So yeah, if you suppress all knowledge of queerness, then on some level, you do end up with fewer openly queer people. You get to have more miserable, self-hating stunted people instead. YAY YOU WIN. If you just want us gone, then yeah, that's a victory condition.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
Have y'all ever noticed that Steven Page's lyrics for Barenaked Ladies sometimes get kinda gender
[Verse 1]
When I was born, they looked at me and said
"What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy"
And when you were born, they looked at you and said
"What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl"

[Pre-Chorus 1]
We've got these chains hanging around our necks
People want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same
When temptation calls, we just look away
[Verse 1]
If I were you, and I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck

[Chorus]
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

[Verse 2]
If you will not have me as myself, perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won't resist
The magic of a kiss from such as me

[Chorus]
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow[Post-Chorus 2]
And would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
[Outro]
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Pac interviewed on the Art of Wrestling podcast back in 2012, I was floored by how candid a man with such obvious talent was about his struggles with self-esteem. In recent years he projected such confidence in his performances & I hope he developed an understanding of how beloved he truly was.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an awful weekend for wrestling fans.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Queen Gizzard and the Lizard Witch
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Audrey Niffenegger @audreyniffenegger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it also reminded me of the one time Sadako threw first pitch at a Japanese baseball match to promote her new movie a while back. 🤣 youtu.be/lzjrOpIOW30
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貞子、3年ぶり始球式で“豪速球”披露!場内どよめく
YouTube video by MANTAN TV
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're also almost always about women and queer people in left-leaning spaces, which says whom we reflexively think of as toxic or annoying. I guarantee some fantasy football league is falling apart over some petty asshole, but he doesn't become a symbol for the annoying left. He can just be Jeff.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do. I mostly think that while sometimes the project of new Halo could drift occasionally towards good post-Bungie, Halo 3 was good cap on the story of the Masterchief and Reach was a good cap on the franchise as a whole. We didn't need more Halo. And that everything since has been inessential.
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Brendan Tynan @akaichar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look, back in my day some stupid ass forum poster didn't need an AI to create something dangerous and legally inadvisble.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
the trump that exists in your mind is a god-king of unlimited power and that is incidentally the trump that exists in his mind. you are cowering in fear and looking for ways to justify it.
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i love them SO much 😭❤️🧜‍♂️
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1960, these people were assuring you, ASSURING you JFK would allow the will of the Pope to override Congress. The playbook literally never changes.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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DrOctavarium @droctavarium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alright yeah Undertone was a fantastic horror film, I actually got chilled a few times watching it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/09/2026
and then you say hey, maybe i'm a person. maybe i'm a fucking woman who deserves to live my life unmolested and these cowardly fucks that are supposedly our allies in power are not being helpful enough, and you are rewarded by a thousand more Allies scolding you. it's suffocating
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Sean | Zimmerit @sean.zimmerit.moe · 18/09/2026
Incredible cross-section of the post-9/11 rush to merchandise the American military war machine in every way possible AND the glut of OGL D20 books that nearly destroyed the TTRPG industry.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/09/2026
"Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them together into a first-of-its-kind solution that asks: Do poor people deserve to have kids?" buff.ly/stGSoST
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Rumpelstiltskin Isn’t Your Typical Fertility Startup
“Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them together into a first-of-its-kind solution that asks: Do poor p...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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