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Hydrogen + Time

@agedhydrogen.bsky.social
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The chaff flies away, the kernel remains. Something lives in you that shall outlast the stars. He/him.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
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have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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justthisguy.net @justthisguy.net · 17/09/2026
This? Is mesmerizing.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is a perfect lil movie. Watch for its return.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@jezfrompeepshow

the best part of any nathan fielder show is when he goes “oh okay” after someone says the most insane thing you’ve ever heard in your life
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Holy shit @cnn.com do better
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the more recent little indignities of modern life is the inability to give a firm "NO!" on the Internet. I'm forced to lie to an app like it's an acquaintance I have no plans of hanging out with.
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saw this in a packed theater in Madison in it's 2nd week and it was a great experience and the jacket thing was inexplicably electric.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Keep it down please 
@InternetHippo
They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't
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Lauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As a recovering gas-is-best bro (induction all the way, now!) this is the final nail for me. Compelling stuff.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@Horse_ebooks 11 years ago

Everything happens so much
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Vic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.
Large limestone lavatory building built by Works Progress Administration workers in 1938. Located at Minneopa State Park near Mankato, MN.
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/o...
Large language models are not reasoning machines. They’re plausibility engines. It’s not just that they don’t test their outputs to make sure they’re correct or logical, or that they fail to do so in certain instances. They can’t, and they’ll never be able to on their own. They can only assess which answers are probable, based on the data on which the models have been trained. And that holds true whether they’re trained on the full breadth of human output or only on peer-reviewed scientific articles. It’s baked into the way they operate.
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th of July 🎇
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/05/2026
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 03/05/2026
I thought he was kidding. He's not. WTAF? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xywz...
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Old Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | In Theatres April 1
YouTube video by Old Spice
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I was lamenting on-the-nose Laundry Folding TV & then I remembered Goldfinger, the movie about a man who loves gold so much that he's named after it, steals it, paints ladies with & makes cars out of it, while someone sings "he loves only gold only gold he loves gold Goldfinger." Also Pussy Galore.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Watching All The President's Men in 2026 makes you feel insane. Everyone gives so much of a shit about a story that wouldn't make a top 500 list of scandals for this administration. The bar was in such a different place back then.
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Carolirene @carolirene75.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 16/03/2026
A true meta-twist would have had Thomas Pynchon accepting Sean Penn's Oscar
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Super efficient that locking up all the pedophiles also prevents WWIII. We'll definitely do that, right?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
For my entire life, the people protesting US wars have always been ultimately vindicated and that being right is completely forgotten when the next war comes.
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Richard Swift @swiftofopal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Georges Méliès having enough of A.I. in 1897.
A man smashing a clown robot with a giant mallet.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
AND Y'ALL, YOU CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THE FILM AT THE LINKED ARTICLE!!! WE CAN WATCH A CINEMATIC DISCOVERY DATING BACK TO ALMOST 130 YEARS AGO ***I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW FREAKING DOPE THIS IS, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH***
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Figure skating at the The Winter Olympics is a huge moment for us film score nerds/pedants.
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals
Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction
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Hydrogen + Time @agedhydrogen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I would really like the "The 2nd amendment is necessary to prevent a tyrannical government" crowd to tell me what they think about this, but they are all licking jackboots rn which makes talking hard.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I am, as always, listening to Tim Curry's reading of A Christmas Carol as I wrap gifts on Xmas Eve & I feel the need to share that there's a free version on YouTube right now for anyone who needs it. It will & should be taken down by dawn, but give yourself this gift: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsI...
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A Christmas Carol by Tim Curry
YouTube video by Tim Pendergast
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
People don't say Merry Christmas to the ol' Building & Loan like they used to.
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Chad Perman @chadperman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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