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Joe Beda

@h.olysh.it
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Out of retirement to be CTO @ Stacklok. Did k8s, GCE, gtalk and IE. Figuring shit out. Protect Trans kids 🏳️‍⚧️. Seattle. Signal: jbeda.99 he/him

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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 28/09/2026
Remember in Pulp Fiction it was a scandal that the milkshake cost $5. How long until a banana is $10?
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R Beda @rbeda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Salmon Run Haiku: Humpy did not win I thought today was his day Last game of the year #Mariners #TridentsUp
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 24/09/2026
Just released v0.5.0 of modelith.sh, my domain modeling toolkit. Check it out. github.com/stacklok/mod... Brings in model importing, vendoring and subTypes. Let me know what you think!
modelith.sh
Modelith - Domain Model Tooling | Modelith
Author, validate, and render domain models by talking to an AI agent.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 21/09/2026
@rakyll.org Hey — so just saw Ax. Looks interesting. Need to take a close look and see how it might fit with mecatl.dev. One thing: the logo/colors *really* look like a rip off of @edera.dev. I’m sure it wasn’t intentional but you should fix it.
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Kevin Stewart @kstewart.me · 20/09/2026
Cool new project from the team at @stacklok.com
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Introducing Mecatl
Defining and creating a "Cloud Native Harness"
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 20/09/2026
At airport and 4 dudes just came into the lounge with legit parachute backpacks. Hope I'm not on THAT flight.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 20/09/2026
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social please can you guys do an episode on the AI doomer sex cults? There is no book associated but don’t let that stop you! More people need to hear about how unhinged and bizarre this all is.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 19/09/2026
Oof. I read the post (long but worth it, trigger warning: sexual violence) and it made me sad and angry. It reflects reality.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/09/2026
I'm excited to announce a new open source project from @stacklok.com. Mecatl is a "cloud-native harness". The modern agent harness was born and built on the desktop. Current cloud hosting is largely "lift and shift". What if you built the harness *for* the cloud? joe.dev/posts/introd...
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Introducing Mecatl
Defining and creating a "Cloud Native Harness"
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 13/09/2026
Working with an AI agent is both fun and enormously frustrating. You know that co-worker that is super literal and pedantic and can do amazing things but also frustrates the fuck out of you? That is the AI agent. And also, if you are that co-worker: I love you. Don't change. Keep being you.
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bitdrift @bitdrift.io · 08/09/2026
🚨 New beyond the noise episode! The legend @h.olysh.it talks (literally) shipping Internet Explorer on physical CDs, co-creating Kubernetes, standing up Google Compute Engine, Google vs. Microsoft culture, and more. Full episode here 👇 bitdrift.io/podcast/beyo...
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beyond the noise - Joe Beda: K8s, Culture, and Code That Survives Contact
Joe Beda, co-creator of Kubernetes and CTO of Stacklok, joins Matt to discuss the cultures behind Microsoft and Google, building Kubernetes, burnout, and the future of AI infrastructure.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 06/09/2026
Had to tell the agent to do the birthday paradox analysis on a 128-bit value to convince it that overengineering for collisions wasn't worth it. It's like dealing with an over eager intern. 🙄 My job is safe for now!
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
video from @hopegiselle.bsky.social split in two for posting here. 2/2
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
video from @hopegiselle.bsky.social split in two for posting here. 1/2
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 27/08/2026
Wrt geography and war, are winds the new oceans? Interesting it is asymmetric.
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 25/08/2026
Weird how "Don't speak ill of the dead" is unnecessary when there's simply no ill anyone wishes to speak of
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 24/08/2026
I recognize names on this list and I'm pretty it is people looking to repeal the millionaire tax but... fuck those people. Throwing trans kids under the bus is a red line with me. I won't do associate with you.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 24/08/2026
Protip: I have an apple trackpad for my desk setup and it was sliding all over the place and was super annoying. I had some CatTongue grip tape and put that on it and it is now rock solid. www.cattonguegrips.com
cattonguegrips.com
CatTongue Grips - Non-abrasive, slip-proof technology for do-ers.
CatTongue Grips are non-abrasive, slip-proof technology - adhesive non-slip grips that can be applied to your phone or phone case, tablet, or laptop; non-slip grip tape stabilizes your grip on anythin...
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Attorney General Nick Brown @atg.wa.gov · 24/08/2026
Schools must treat you consistently with your gender identity, provide you accommodations for disability and religious practice, and protect and support all students. Learn more about your civil rights at school:
atg.wa.gov
Know Your Civil Rights at School | Washington State
On This Page Know Your Student Rights Sex and Gender Discrimination Pregnancy and Related Conditions Gender Identity and Gender Expression
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026
I tell people all the time that I got lucky with my career and it annoys a lot of them. "No, but you're good," they will say, and I will say, yes, I am good, and also here are all these people who write as well as I do but did not get the same break, so being good isn't the issue, being lucky is.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 21/08/2026
The more I work with LLMs and agents, the more I'm gobsmacked by the n^2 nature of how conversations are handled. For every turn of the conversation, you send the entire previous conversation. This means the costs compound the longer the conversation goes on.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 17/08/2026
You know how dudes hear someone complain and immediately offer solutions instead of listening and maybe lightly advising? That is the tech industry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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Forrest O. @forresto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Growing a labyrinthine path around an icosahedron. Uses @amandaghassaei.bsky.social 's gpu-io for the heavy stuff.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/08/2026
Go home Gemini. You’re drunk.
Gemini screen cap 

Me: I want to create 700 ml of simple syrup.
What are the ratios and amounts in cups for water and sugar?

Gemini: Checklist:
Did I use forbidden phrases? No.
Did I use user data when it added no specific value? No, I am not using user data here.
Sensitive data? No.
Correction ledger? No conflict.
All good. Proceeding to format the answer.To create exactly 700 ml (about 3 cups) of simple syrup, you need to account for how sugar dissolves in water.
A common misconception is that 1 cup of water and 1 cup of sugar yield 2 cups of syrup. In reality, dissolved sugar only adds about 50% of its volume to the liquid. This means a 1:1 mixture yields exactly 1.5 times the amount of water you started with.
To hit your 700 ml target, use these amounts:
2 cups (473 ml) of water
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2 cups (400 g) of granulated white sugar
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/08/2026
So I’m trying to imagine if Elon wanted to buy my company for $66B. It is all in stock but even at 50%, that is a ton of money. How do you say no to that? (I want to say I would, but I’m in a unique position to be able to say no.)
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Death Cab for Cutie @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank you for having us, NPR Music. Our Tiny Desk performance is out now: found.ee/DCfC-TinyDesk
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 08/08/2026
As markdown becomes more and more common with agent heavy workflows, I'm becoming a huge fan of semantic line breaks (line per sentence - sembr.org) but the tools out there were buggy. I needed it as a library too. I wrote a new utility called mdreflow. Check it out: github.com/jbeda/mdreflow
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GitHub - jbeda/mdreflow: Reflow Markdown prose: sentence-per-line (semantic line breaks), paragraph-per-line, and hard wrap. Go library + CLI.
Reflow Markdown prose: sentence-per-line (semantic line breaks), paragraph-per-line, and hard wrap. Go library + CLI. - jbeda/mdreflow
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Frank-N-Furter_2Ns 🫦 @dianna2ns.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s a spot in Seattle called the Volunteer Park Dahlia Garden & I had the absolute pleasure of stopping by the other night. Blooms are popping OFF rn! I never knew there were *so* many different varieties of dahlias. Sorry in advance for the flower spam but holy moly, are these gorgeous! 😻
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Dave Cheney @dave.cheney.net · 04/08/2026
Tinker, Token, Soldier, AI
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 04/08/2026
Sleeper Agents but for AI. (This is a real concern for foreign open weight models.)
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 04/08/2026
Wife: How'd your day go? Me: Not bad. Argued with Claude. Same as always.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 03/08/2026
If you are in King County, WA (Seattle) you should sign up to get text alerts for when your ballot is mailed, received, validated, etc. Check it out: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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King County Elections
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So that’s the thing to know, if you’re a tabloid that’s going to name-check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky discourse. I don’t stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and family members. ⏹️
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 03/08/2026
I know not everyone is into the AIs and all but... Opus 5 was *rough*. Overly verbose, expensive, trying too hard and getting confused. I was having a hard time with it. Switching effort from high to medium improved my experience *dramatically*.
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J @jkmiami89.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends.
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Jason McIntosh @mcintosh.farm · 24/07/2026
joe.dev/posts/new-20... Love this from @h.olysh.it - this is the conversation about ai I’m having now with upper level engineers. Not the technical impacts but what are the cultural impacts. Who benefits is a big question in that.
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The new 20% time, minus the time
Attention is replacing hours. But is it 120% time all over again?
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 24/07/2026
I moved Claude Code onto a spare NUC so closing my laptop doesn't kill a running session. 2 interesting things: - I was able to set up a seamless config that includes things like pasting images - This stuff is so *easy* when you are working with an AI agent. joe.dev/posts/always...
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An always-on home for Claude Code
Running Claude Code on a spare NUC sounds simple, but the devil is in the details.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 19/07/2026
I’m at the Cubs game. Against the Twins. Bottom of the 4th and the Cubs are destroying the twins. 9-0. Oof. Beautiful day though! Only a little smoky.
A baseball field from high up in the bleachers. Sunny day with the bleachers filled. Wrigley field.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 19/07/2026
💯 no notes
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 17/07/2026
Video as extracted from that Insta post: baby Jimothy, before his cedars were torn down.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 17/07/2026
[to the rhythm of the “Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy” ad] JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY JIMOTHY
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 17/07/2026
Hot Jimothy summer.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 15/07/2026
Trans people have always and will always exist. Gender-affirming care is incredibly important. It should be a decision between individuals, families, and doctors — not the government.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 07/07/2026
Rubber duck debugging is when you just talk about your problems and the process of verbalizing them helps you solve them. One of the best ways to use AI, IMO, is as an "animatronic rubber duck". It can really help you sharpen your thinking. Blog post: joe.dev/posts/animat...
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The animatronic rubber duck
One of the best ways to use AI is as an active listener to build understanding and expertise.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 07/07/2026
Schrödinger’s Mitch
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/07/2026
I think one of the most patriotic things you can do is hate this government and still love America
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Brookie @brookie.blog · 03/07/2026
🤷‍♀️ lol nobody is going to read this
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 03/07/2026
AI can make stupid people feel smart. None of are immune. That includes you. (Stupid people = stupid in a domain. People are multi-dimensional and IQ is bullshit.)
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